| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #58 | Covert Ops for Kids | 2 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 32 |
| #50 | Crimbo dinner | 18 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 89 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbo wreath | 14 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbosmopolitan | 19 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 4 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 3 |
| #63 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 200 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 15 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #50 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2195 | Crimbuck | 21 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Army machine parts | 58 |
| #52 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #149 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,797 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #23 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #64 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 3 |
| #68 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 6 |
| #62 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 9 |
| #46 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 7 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #41 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 29 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #53 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #42 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 116 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #36 | Kelflar vest | 8 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #273 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 68 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #70 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #494 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #18 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #214 | NPZR chemistry set | 23 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #44 | Red Roger's reliquary | 28 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #50 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #134 | Schrödinger's thermos | 200 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #61 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #110 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 38 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #23 | The Superconductor's CPU | 5 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #140 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #164 | Uncle Romulus | 8 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #15 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #269 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #7 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #381 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #291 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #820 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #110 | bananagate | 58 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #462 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #7 | bottle of Crimbognac | 177 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #129 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #33 | breaded beer | 10 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #706 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #50 | cannonbomb | 14 |
| #14 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #207 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #345 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 5 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #252 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 42 |
| #43 | cinnamon machine oil | 347 |
| #23 | clerical automa-core | 4 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #478 | colorful plastic ball | 12 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | cursed breeches | 2 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #63 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #48 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #497 | donated food | 2 |
| #57 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 209 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #93 | effluvious emerald | 17 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #97 | electric pants | 3 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #60 | ert grey goo ring | 15 |
| #84 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #30 | essential soy | 4 |
| #54 | essential tofu | 3 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #62 | festive egg sac | 3 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #37 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #21 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #48 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #142 | friendly cheez blob | 13 |
| #52 | funhouse mirror | 18 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #34 | gingerbread house | 11 |
| #119 | glacial sapphire | 7 |
| #31 | golden fleece | 18 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #30 | groovy prism necklace | 2 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #393 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #9 | holiday smorgasbord | 12 |
| #11 | holiday trip around the world | 11 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #73 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #240 | jar of swamp gas | 250 |
| #81 | kumquartz | 74 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #14 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 2 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #16 | lucky moai statuette | 6 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #471 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #22 | military orb | 90 |
| #87 | military-grade peppermint oil | 6 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #11 | moss mantle | 1 |
| #8 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| #9 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #326 | mulled cider | 4 |
| #45 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #241 | mummy costume | 30 |
| #63 | obnoxious riddle | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #57 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #90 | pearidot | 63 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #87 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #339 | petrified wood | 25 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #65 | ping-pong ball | 321 |
| #28 | ping-pong paddle | 4 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 2 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #36 | pirate encryption key bravo | 2 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #38 | pirate encryption key delta | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #17 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 21 |
| #290 | porquoise | 25 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #10 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #57 | potato alarm clock | 3 |
| #48 | prank Crimbo card | 5 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #26 | pulled porquoise earring | 2 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #40 | pulled porquoise ring | 2 |
| #332 | pumpkinhead mask | 21 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #135 | quantum taco | 251 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #27 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #49 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | salamander spleen | 31,111 |
| #26 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 12 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #15 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #28 | shark tooth necklace | 2 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #163 | sleeping stocking | 16 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #7 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #215 | spooky bark | 84 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #172 | stainless steel scarf | 15 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #222 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #265 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #208 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #278 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #135 | steamy ruby | 11 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #62 | strange cube | 29 |
| #109 | strange shiny disc | 50 |
| #96 | strawberyl | 67 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #271 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #17 | string of Crimbo lights | 19 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #93 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #88 | tawdry amethyst | 16 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #49 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #17 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #44 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 3 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #99 | tourmalime | 64 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #33 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #88 | unearthed potsherd | 50 |
| #110 | unearthly onyx | 13 |
| #33 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #307 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #377 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #513 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #18 | whalegun | 3 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #125 | yule hatchet | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |