| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #52 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 94 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #287 | BURT | 95 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #16 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 37 |
| #397 | Blood Light | 7 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #18 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #356 | Chroner | 80 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 26 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #756 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #603 | Crimbo fudge | 16 |
| #616 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 15 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbosmopolitan | 19 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 4 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #1176 | Crimbuck | 423 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #248 | D roll | 19 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #4 | Divine | 1,000 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #396 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #46 | FDKOL commendation | 11,964 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #708 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #90 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 12 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #218 | Friendliness Beverage | 11 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #21 | Gnollish pie tin | 3,126 |
| #711 | Go-Wassail | 13 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #5 | Gordon Bennett | 1,000 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #19 | Gummy Brains | 40 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #399 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 6 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #187 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 179 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #35 | Lobos Mints | 30 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| 🥈 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 2 |
| #59 | MSG | 27 |
| #5 | Mae West | 850 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #262 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 5 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #4 | Mon Tiki | 1,000 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #139 | NPZR chemistry set | 41 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #7 | Neuromancer | 1,000 |
| #263 | New Zealand iced tea | 16 |
| #258 | Nightstalker perfume | 8 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #12 | Rattlin' Chains | 60 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #123 | Sogg-Os | 2 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #19 | Sweet Sword | 23 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #25 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 31 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #92 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #691 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 8 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #111 | Wax Flask | 3 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #6 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1,000 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #8 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 2 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #264 | banana | 23 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #110 | banana spritzer | 3 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #426 | bananagate | 13 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #330 | bath ball gift set | 15 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #531 | belemnite fossil | 7 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #121 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #425 | bite-me-red lipstick | 20 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #286 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #150 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 100 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #439 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #226 | boiling seal blood | 6 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #435 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #63 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #180 | bungle in the jungle | 7 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #4 | calle de miel | 1,000 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #119 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #740 | canteen of wine | 30 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #122 | caustic slime nodule | 3 |
| #190 | chainsaw chain | 3 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #224 | cheap elven gloves | 19 |
| #176 | cherry pie | 3 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #208 | choco-Crimbot | 4 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #26 | cold hi mein | 81 |
| #10 | cold nuggets | 1,223 |
| #205 | cold seal sweat | 12 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #161 | computronic processing unit | 25 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #234 | corned-beef Reuben | 5 |
| #44 | corrupted data | 471 |
| #45 | crappy brain | 323 |
| #84 | crystalline cheer | 1,172 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #234 | cursed scrunchie | 4 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #55 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 4 |
| #85 | decent brain | 183 |
| #766 | delicious salad | 38 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #64 | deviled egg | 5 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #338 | dill | 111 |
| #222 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 3 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #222 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 3 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #203 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 4 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #223 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 3 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #274 | discocktail | 6 |
| #771 | dollhive | 8 |
| #95 | donated booze | 243 |
| #26 | donated candy | 886 |
| #95 | donated food | 258 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #414 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
| #72 | dry noodles | 2,922 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| 🥈 | ducha de oro | 1,000 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #807 | eggnog | 20 |
| #95 | eldritch alignment spray | 4 |
| #38 | eldritch effluvium | 6,166 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #22 | eldritch ichor | 1,418 |
| #40 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #427 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #85 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #501 | elven moonshine | 21 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #583 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #83 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #330 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #57 | flask of mining oil | 134 |
| #131 | flat dough | 65 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #363 | floaty sand | 41 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #9 | frigid fudgepuck | 266 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #155 | fudge lily | 43 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #60 | fudgecule | 44,556 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #258 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #5 | fuzzbump | 1,000 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #469 | ghost cucumber | 96 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #238 | ghost trap | 5 |
| #386 | ghostly body paint | 8 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #4 | gimlet | 800 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #134 | goblin water | 2 |
| #335 | golden ring | 78 |
| #106 | good brain | 455 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #237 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #206 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #17 | government booze shipment | 9 |
| #9 | government candy shipment | 11 |
| #251 | government cheese | 2 |
| #8 | government food shipment | 13 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #389 | gray bow tie | 18 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #597 | green gummi ingot | 29 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #150 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #5 | horizontal tango | 1,000 |
| #41 | hot daub | 42 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #13 | hot hi mein | 240 |
| #6 | hot nuggets | 3,045 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #662 | iGoogly | 24 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #549 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #6 | jar of frostigkraut | 1 |
| #184 | jar of swamp gas | 370 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #368 | jerky coins | 55 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #698 | killing feather | 52 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #804 | knuckle sandwich | 20 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #171 | legitimate business on the beach | 12 |
| #122 | lemon meringue pie | 14 |
| #16 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #142 | licorice root | 59 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #143 | lollipop stick | 568 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #30 | lost elf luggage | 248 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #7 | mandarina colada | 1,000 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #10 | margarita | 1,000 |
| #20 | martini | 1,000 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #423 | molten brick | 2 |
| #12 | monkey wrench | 1,000 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #369 | necrotizing body spray | 16 |
| #58 | negative lump | 2,995 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #11 | ocean motion | 1,000 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #521 | pack of pogs | 32 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #361 | paperclip | 124 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #325 | patent leather shoes | 21 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #99 | peach pie | 8 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #491 | pearidot | 10 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #309 | penguin thesaurus | 23 |
| #297 | peppermint tailings | 25 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #4 | perpendicular hula | 1,000 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #680 | petrified wood | 10 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #18 | pie crust | 961 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #15 | pink pony | 1,000 |
| #26 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #103 | plastic ingot | 184 |
| #40 | pocket ace | 11 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #148 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 7 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #403 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #48 | portable steam unit | 3 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | press-on ribs | 21 |
| #8 | prussian cathouse | 1,000 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #513 | pumpkinhead mask | 12 |
| #57 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #138 | quantum polarity inducer | 33 |
| #711 | quantum taco | 4 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #206 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #21 | red coin | 4 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #549 | red gummi ingot | 34 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #11 | rockin' wagon | 1,000 |
| #844 | rogue swarmer | 58 |
| #21 | roll in the hay | 1,000 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #137 | salt wages | 17 |
| #92 | salty dog | 1,000 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #11 | screwdriver | 1,000 |
| #68 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 10 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #197 | silent pea shooter | 2 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #14 | slap and tickle | 1,000 |
| #14 | sleaze nuggets | 563 |
| #42 | sleazy and sour sauce | 3 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #12 | slip 'n' slide | 1,000 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #174 | smoking grass | 534 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #16 | snow machine | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #341 | sorority brain | 2 |
| #13 | space planula | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #27 | spirit blanket | 14 |
| #81 | spirit gum | 67 |
| #36 | spirit mattress | 12 |
| #63 | spirit pillow | 7 |
| #69 | spirit sheet | 6 |
| 🥇 | spooky and sour sauce | 1,200 |
| #718 | spooky bark | 8 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #13 | spooky hi mein | 181 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #15 | spooky nuggets | 994 |
| #413 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #59 | squirming egg sac | 218 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #7 | stench nuggets | 2,677 |
| #415 | stick | 6 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #22 | stinky hi mein | 100 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #29 | strange helix fossil | 3 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #11 | strawberry daiquiri | 1,000 |
| #75 | strawberry pie | 27 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #11 | strawberry wine | 1,000 |
| #387 | strawberyl | 16 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #371 | stuffed gray blob | 118 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #173 | sucker scaffold | 69 |
| #86 | superheated fudge | 57 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #386 | synthetic stuffing | 22 |
| #4 | tangarita | 1,000 |
| #183 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| 🥇 | teqiwila slammer | 1,000 |
| #9 | tequila sunrise | 1,000 |
| #65 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #374 | theoretical string | 41 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #566 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 13 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #762 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 13 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 14 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 17 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #535 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #548 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 13 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #714 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #525 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #416 | tourmalime | 14 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #457 | toy hoverpad | 30 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1276 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #769 | unstable DNA | 59 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #12 | vodka martini | 1,000 |
| #5 | vodka stratocaster | 1,000 |
| #43 | wad of dough | 3,049 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #99 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 71 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #97 | warbear battery | 26 |
| #228 | warbear bearserker potion | 2 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #271 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #108 | warbear helm fragment | 65 |
| #286 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #40 | warbear liquid lasers | 5 |
| #150 | warbear liquid overcoat | 10 |
| #191 | warbear metalworking primer | 6 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #181 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 7 |
| #236 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #127 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 2 |
| #97 | warbear trouser fragment | 71 |
| #72 | warbear whosit | 3,407 |
| #78 | warehouse key | 11 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #329 | whisker pencil | 18 |
| #6 | whiskey and soda | 1,000 |
| #152 | whiskey in a broken glass | 10 |
| #7 | whiskey sour | 1,000 |
| #418 | white candy heart | 50 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #430 | wind-up meatcar | 24 |
| #7 | wine spritzer | 1,000 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #616 | wolf mask | 15 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥈 | yellow brick road | 1,000 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #513 | yellow gummi ingot | 41 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |