| #70 | "caramel" orange | 34 |
| #135 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 14 |
| #36 | 4-dimensional fez | 7 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #282 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #195 | BRAINS shorts | 6 |
| #151 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #190 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 14 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #15 | Black Angus blackburger | 4 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #24 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 27 |
| #253 | Blood Light | 16 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #16 | Boulevardier cocktail | 28 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #23 | Cajun accordion | 2 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #19 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #159 | Corpse Island iced tea | 32 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #158 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 18 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 69 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbot battery | 136 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 4 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #273 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 8 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 19 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #392 | Crimbuck | 2,558 |
| #33 | D roll | 270 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #100 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #35 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #190 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #28 | Friendliness Beverage | 274 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #93 | Go-Wassail | 222 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #82 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #62 | Gummy Brains | 9 |
| #192 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 25 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #20 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 18 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #33 | Lobos Mints | 35 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #164 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 14 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #52 | Necbro wafers | 24 |
| #33 | New Zealand iced tea | 286 |
| #149 | Nightstalker perfume | 20 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #7 | Potion of Heroism | 3 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #30 | Rattlin' Chains | 21 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #95 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #48 | Roman sadnals | 9 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Silver Bullet beer | 12 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #57 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #42 | Strix stix | 80 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #25 | Sweet Sword | 16 |
| #19 | TI-9000 calculator | 143 |
| #66 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 300 |
| #111 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 162 |
| #112 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 166 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #124 | The Cooler Out of Space | 24 |
| #34 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #17 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #18 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #12 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #44 | The Snake trading card | 3 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #284 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 38 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot circuitry | 287 |
| #12 | Trainbot linkages | 310 |
| #16 | Trainbot optics | 300 |
| #13 | Trainbot plating | 317 |
| #14 | Trainbot servomotors | 326 |
| #68 | Trainbot slag | 101 |
| #17 | Trainbot tubing | 305 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #188 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 73 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #18 | Z-Bone steak | 152 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #57 | alien drugs | 57 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #7 | alien protein powder | 51 |
| #74 | alien source code printout | 6 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #272 | ammonite fossil | 18 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #73 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #36 | baby killer bee | 337 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #15 | bad rum and good cola | 3 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #126 | bananagate | 51 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #47 | banjo kazoo mount | 5 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #573 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #56 | beaver punch (cherry) | 2 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #62 | beaver punch (peach) | 2 |
| #74 | beavermouth | 153 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #132 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #192 | belemnite fossil | 27 |
| #94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
| #72 | birdbone corset | 5 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #197 | bite-me-red lipstick | 101 |
| #64 | black Crimbo ball | 119 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #22 | black brandy | 3 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #70 | blob of Alphredo™ | 7 |
| #388 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 19 |
| #50 | blue grass | 38 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #77 | blue tulip | 5 |
| #17 | boiling seal blood | 63 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #144 | bottle of bubbles | 83 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #131 | boulder | 17 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #38 | bowl of mernudo | 101 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #947 | box of sunshine | 265 |
| #38 | boxed gumball machine | 4 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #27 | bread pie | 205 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | brine | 13 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #73 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #216 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #114 | cabooze | 7 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #51 | can of depilatory cream | 3 |
| #33 | can of mixed everything | 6 |
| #196 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 41 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #227 | candied yams | 37 |
| #124 | candy cigarette | 20 |
| #35 | candy harmonica | 8 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #27 | carnivorous potted plant | 4 |
| #142 | cement sandals | 6 |
| #167 | chainsaw chain | 4 |
| #73 | chakra malt | 4 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #82 | chakra-mental wine | 4 |
| #85 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #94 | choco-Crimbot | 26 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #47 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #63 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
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| #158 | chrome staff | 4 |
| #81 | chrome stick | 3 |
| #128 | chrome sword | 7 |
| #87 | chrome sword hilt | 3 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #221 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #26 | clear Russian | 205 |
| #38 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #24 | cloning kit | 116 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #135 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 14 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #15 | corned beet | 10 |
| #258 | corpse on the beach | 19 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #246 | corpsedriver | 20 |
| #356 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #388 | corrupted data | 29 |
| #69 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 26 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 5 |
| #69 | crystal Crimbo platter | 4 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #68 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #29 | cylindrical mold | 148 |
| #67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #13 | denastified haunch | 3 |
| #27 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 16 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1096 | dill | 15 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 42 |
| #29 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 43 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 42 |
| #27 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 45 |
| #35 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 34 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 41 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 44 |
| #39 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 35 |
| #35 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 39 |
| #34 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 43 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 39 |
| #36 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 33 |
| #35 | discocktail | 205 |
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| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #398 | donated booze | 8 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #110 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 42 |
| #33 | drive-thru burger | 10 |
| #34 | droll monocle | 31 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #102 | drum of pomade | 13 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #54 | eggwater | 6 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #30 | eldritch concentrate | 2 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #50 | eldritch essence | 2 |
| #60 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #24 | electric pants | 22 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #44 | essential cameraderie | 3 |
| #29 | essential soy | 4 |
| #70 | essential tofu | 2 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #15 | executive mime flask | 60 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #269 | fancy chocolate car | 13 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #271 | fat bottom quark | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #35 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fishelada | 101 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #119 | flask of tainted mining oil | 86 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #19 | fleshy putty | 108 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #99 | fluid of fudge-finding | 2 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #34 | foetid seal tear | 79 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #41 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 10 |
| #226 | freightcake | 4 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #79 | frigid fudgepuck | 56 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #135 | fudge lily | 52 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #158 | fudgecule | 15,598 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #115 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #196 | funhouse mirror | 4 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1130 | ghost cucumber | 22 |
| #103 | ghost protocol | 7 |
| #134 | ghost trap | 13 |
| #120 | ghostly body paint | 41 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #40 | giant green gummi bear | 11 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #100 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #59 | gingerbread pirate | 3 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #17 | gladiator tunica | 38 |
| #80 | glass of herbal tequila | 36 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #91 | gold tooth | 6 |
| #36 | golden fleece | 14 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #49 | gooified animal matter | 111 |
| #50 | gooified mineral matter | 111 |
| #53 | gooified vegetable matter | 111 |
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| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #175 | grass clippings | 3 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #126 | green drunki-bear | 4 |
| #113 | green gummi ingot | 297 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #63 | green rocket | 51 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #51 | grinning turtle | 5 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #73 | hambrosier | 4 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #52 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #105 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #805 | handful of confetti | 52 |
| #82 | handful of crafty noodles | 6 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #58 | hep waders | 5 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #74 | high-energy mining laser | 23 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #85 | holiday log | 3 |
| #86 | honey-drenched ham slice | 43 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #21 | hot egg | 6 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #40 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #69 | huge Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #20 | impure gasoline | 158 |
| #27 | industrially-crushed ice | 141 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #84 | invisible bag | 9 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #95 | jerky coins | 224 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #59 | jive turkey leg | 53 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #27 | kiwi beak | 39 |
| #1147 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #176 | kumquartz | 38 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #39 | lab-grown meat | 61 |
| #40 | law-abiding citizen cane | 15 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #46 | legitimate business on the beach | 122 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #151 | licorice root | 56 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #122 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 9 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
| #355 | lollipop stick | 156 |
| #131 | lost elf luggage | 5 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #155 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #101 | madius | 3 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #147 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 20 |
| #129 | magical pony: Pearjack | 16 |
| #137 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 20 |
| #166 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 14 |
| #133 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 22 |
| #187 | magical pony: Uniquity | 11 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #45 | marshmallow bomb | 8 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #283 | metallic A | 156 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #60 | minin' dynamite | 32 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #150 | molten brick | 98 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #58 | nastygeist | 51 |
| #201 | necrotizing body spray | 48 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #45 | non-aged vinegar | 82 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #74 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #60 | officer's nog | 9 |
| #40 | ojo de pez burrito | 101 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #67 | outlaw bandana | 9 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #129 | pack of pogs | 148 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #383 | paperclip | 112 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #137 | pearidot | 48 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #19 | peppermint tack | 67 |
| #54 | peppermint tailings | 589 |
| #19 | peppermint-scented socks | 24 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #43 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #68 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #107 | pile of Trainbot parts | 146 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #129 | pixel holy water | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #571 | pixellated candy heart | 21 |
| #135 | pixellated moneybag | 6 |
| #51 | plaid cowboy hat | 8 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #94 | plastic cup of beer | 33 |
| #57 | plastic cup of flat beer | 2 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #14 | pocket ace | 35 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #249 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #403 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #149 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 7 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #15 | poisonsettia | 111 |
| #9 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #66 | portable table | 18 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #59 | potato alarm clock | 3 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #13 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 4 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #9 | prank Crimbo card | 25 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #212 | press-on ribs | 39 |
| #52 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #18 | projectile chemistry set | 93 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #711 | quantum taco | 4 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #20 | quirky accordion | 2 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #27 | radiator heater shield | 13 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #37 | rattler rattle | 62 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #98 | red balloon | 6 |
| #142 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #121 | red gummi ingot | 284 |
| #64 | red tulip | 6 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #64 | red-headed corpse | 5 |
| #41 | respected companion biscuit | 10 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #62 | rose | 176 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #48 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 9 |
| #163 | salt plum | 2 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #27 | salt wages | 314 |
| #121 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #32 | security automa-core | 2 |
| #53 | self-repairing earmuffs | 7 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #76 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 20 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #27 | shiny butcherknife | 46 |
| #160 | shiny hood ornament | 7 |
| #40 | shiny ring | 392 |
| #26 | shiny stones | 763 |
| #5 | shiny tribal beads | 1,151 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | shot of mescal | 43 |
| #82 | shovelful of dirt | 38 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #53 | silent B | 5 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #13 | silent E | 8 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| 🥉 | silent K | 43 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #147 | silent M | 2 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #110 | silent P | 5 |
| #31 | silent Q | 3 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #11 | silent V | 12 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #47 | silent pea shooter | 28 |
| #68 | silver cow skull | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #358 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #11 | skull capacitor | 7 |
| #18 | skulldozer egg | 5 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #58 | sleeve deuce | 140 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #62 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #40 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #262 | solid gold bowling ball | 71 |
| #106 | solid gold jewel | 5 |
| #126 | sorority brain | 12 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #36 | soyburger juice | 11 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #142 | space jam | 4 |
| #10 | space junk | 472 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #28 | space port | 7 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #591 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #15 | spirit blanket | 20 |
| #30 | spirit gum | 154 |
| #28 | spirit mattress | 15 |
| #39 | spirit pillow | 10 |
| #19 | spirit sheet | 16 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #213 | spooky eggnog | 20 |
| #45 | spooky lasso | 34 |
| #61 | spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #120 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 4 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #424 | squirming egg sac | 22 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #85 | stone of eXtreme power | 124 |
| #374 | strange cube | 3 |
| #339 | strange shiny disc | 12 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #151 | strawberyl | 47 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
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| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #231 | tofurkey leg | 34 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #127 | tourmalime | 52 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #59 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 13 |
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| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
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| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #245 | trilobite fossil | 19 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
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| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #40 | vampire pellet | 10 |
| #1019 | vinegar | 20 |
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| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
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| #85 | warbear blizzard mead | 8 |
| #94 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 7 |
| #100 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| #78 | warbear empathy chip | 8 |
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| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #136 | warbear liquid overcoat | 11 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
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| #145 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #292 | warbear requisition box | 5 |
| #266 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 4 |
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| #89 | warbear soda machine assembler | 6 |
| #127 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 2 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #186 | warbear wardance potion | 6 |
| #104 | warbear warrior bread | 2 |
| #509 | warbear whosit | 49 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #36 | whalesteak | 22 |
| #229 | whisker pencil | 37 |
| #83 | whiskey in a broken glass | 38 |
| #61 | white Crimbo ball | 115 |
| #60 | white tulip | 8 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #158 | wind-up meatcar | 73 |
| #210 | witch hat | 4 |
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| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #145 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #121 | yellow gummi ingot | 285 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #47 | yule hatchet | 13 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |