| #71 | "caramel" orange | 34 |
| #137 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 14 |
| #36 | 4-dimensional fez | 7 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1405 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #195 | BRAINS shorts | 6 |
| #151 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #191 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 14 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #15 | Black Angus blackburger | 4 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #24 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 27 |
| #254 | Blood Light | 16 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #344 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #17 | Boulevardier cocktail | 28 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #127 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #23 | Cajun accordion | 2 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #18 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #159 | Corpse Island iced tea | 32 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #441 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #162 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 18 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 69 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbot battery | 136 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #177 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 4 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #273 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 8 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 19 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #89 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #131 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #393 | Crimbuck | 2,558 |
| #35 | D roll | 270 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #104 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #192 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #359 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #114 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #147 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #128 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #29 | Friendliness Beverage | 274 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #95 | Go-Wassail | 222 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #94 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #62 | Gummy Brains | 9 |
| #194 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 25 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #6 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #20 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 18 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #773 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #84 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #33 | Lobos Mints | 35 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #192 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #164 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 14 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #50 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #53 | Necbro wafers | 24 |
| #36 | New Zealand iced tea | 286 |
| #149 | Nightstalker perfume | 20 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #517 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #7 | Potion of Heroism | 3 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #30 | Rattlin' Chains | 21 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #94 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #49 | Roman sadnals | 9 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #983 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #208 | Silver Bullet beer | 12 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #44 | Strix stix | 80 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #25 | Sweet Sword | 16 |
| #19 | TI-9000 calculator | 143 |
| #66 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 300 |
| #111 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 162 |
| #113 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 166 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #124 | The Cooler Out of Space | 24 |
| #38 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #45 | The Snake trading card | 3 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #527 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 38 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot circuitry | 287 |
| #12 | Trainbot linkages | 310 |
| #16 | Trainbot optics | 300 |
| #13 | Trainbot plating | 317 |
| #14 | Trainbot servomotors | 326 |
| #68 | Trainbot slag | 101 |
| #17 | Trainbot tubing | 305 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #186 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 73 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #251 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #18 | Z-Bone steak | 152 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #60 | alien drugs | 57 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #7 | alien protein powder | 51 |
| #74 | alien source code printout | 6 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #273 | ammonite fossil | 18 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #128 | antique beer | 2 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #74 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #36 | baby killer bee | 337 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #16 | bad rum and good cola | 3 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #126 | bananagate | 51 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #48 | banjo kazoo mount | 5 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #73 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #574 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1059 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #58 | beaver punch (cherry) | 2 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #65 | beaver punch (peach) | 2 |
| #74 | beavermouth | 153 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #135 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #193 | belemnite fossil | 27 |
| #94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
| #72 | birdbone corset | 5 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #197 | bite-me-red lipstick | 101 |
| #64 | black Crimbo ball | 119 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #22 | black brandy | 3 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #70 | blob of Alphredo™ | 7 |
| #390 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 19 |
| #50 | blue grass | 38 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #79 | blue tulip | 5 |
| #17 | boiling seal blood | 63 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #145 | bottle of bubbles | 83 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #132 | boulder | 17 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #38 | bowl of mernudo | 101 |
| #18 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #951 | box of sunshine | 265 |
| #39 | boxed gumball machine | 4 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #27 | bread pie | 205 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | brine | 13 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #74 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #217 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #120 | cabooze | 7 |
| #1206 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #51 | can of depilatory cream | 3 |
| #33 | can of mixed everything | 6 |
| #196 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 41 |
| #96 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #78 | candied lime | 1 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #227 | candied yams | 37 |
| #126 | candy cigarette | 20 |
| #36 | candy harmonica | 8 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #96 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #28 | carnivorous potted plant | 4 |
| #142 | cement sandals | 6 |
| #167 | chainsaw chain | 4 |
| #73 | chakra malt | 4 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #83 | chakra-mental wine | 4 |
| #89 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #53 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #94 | choco-Crimbot | 26 |
| #354 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #50 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
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| #158 | chrome staff | 4 |
| #84 | chrome stick | 3 |
| #128 | chrome sword | 7 |
| #87 | chrome sword hilt | 3 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #203 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #222 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #26 | clear Russian | 205 |
| #43 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #24 | cloning kit | 116 |
| #1349 | club necklace | 5 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #136 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 14 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #16 | corned beet | 10 |
| #259 | corpse on the beach | 19 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #247 | corpsedriver | 20 |
| #357 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #34 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #388 | corrupted data | 29 |
| #70 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 26 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #64 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 5 |
| #70 | crystal Crimbo platter | 4 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #74 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #29 | cylindrical mold | 148 |
| #66 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #15 | denastified haunch | 3 |
| #26 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 16 |
| #906 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1096 | dill | 15 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 42 |
| #29 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 43 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 42 |
| #27 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 45 |
| #35 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 34 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 41 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 44 |
| #39 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 35 |
| #35 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 39 |
| #34 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 43 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 39 |
| #36 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 33 |
| #35 | discocktail | 205 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #412 | donated booze | 8 |
| #453 | donated candy | 4 |
| #463 | donated food | 3 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #112 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 42 |
| #35 | drive-thru burger | 10 |
| #36 | droll monocle | 31 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #102 | drum of pomade | 13 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #1291 | eggnog | 9 |
| #55 | eggwater | 6 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #30 | eldritch concentrate | 2 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #53 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #52 | eldritch essence | 2 |
| #61 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #24 | electric pants | 22 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #44 | essential cameraderie | 3 |
| #30 | essential soy | 4 |
| #70 | essential tofu | 2 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #15 | executive mime flask | 60 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #268 | fancy chocolate car | 13 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #272 | fat bottom quark | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #34 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fishelada | 101 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #137 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #64 | flask of port | 1 |
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| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #19 | fleshy putty | 108 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #100 | fluid of fudge-finding | 2 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #53 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #34 | foetid seal tear | 79 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #41 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 10 |
| #227 | freightcake | 4 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #79 | frigid fudgepuck | 56 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #77 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #1584 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #135 | fudge lily | 52 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #160 | fudgecule | 15,598 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #116 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #196 | funhouse mirror | 4 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1130 | ghost cucumber | 22 |
| #103 | ghost protocol | 7 |
| #134 | ghost trap | 13 |
| #120 | ghostly body paint | 41 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #40 | giant green gummi bear | 11 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #105 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #62 | gingerbread pirate | 3 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #18 | gladiator tunica | 38 |
| #80 | glass of herbal tequila | 36 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #189 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #165 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #94 | gold tooth | 6 |
| #36 | golden fleece | 14 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #51 | gooified animal matter | 111 |
| #52 | gooified mineral matter | 111 |
| #55 | gooified vegetable matter | 111 |
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| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #176 | grass clippings | 3 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #196 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #127 | green drunki-bear | 4 |
| #114 | green gummi ingot | 297 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #63 | green rocket | 51 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #51 | grinning turtle | 5 |
| #90 | grip key | 1 |
| #96 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #141 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #74 | hambrosier | 4 |
| #242 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #60 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #106 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #810 | handful of confetti | 52 |
| #82 | handful of crafty noodles | 6 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #154 | hawk | 1 |
| #1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #171 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #173 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #58 | hep waders | 5 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #696 | herringcello | 25 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #74 | high-energy mining laser | 23 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #84 | holiday log | 3 |
| #89 | honey-drenched ham slice | 43 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #21 | hot egg | 6 |
| #174 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #71 | huge Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #196 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #20 | impure gasoline | 158 |
| #27 | industrially-crushed ice | 141 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #84 | invisible bag | 9 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #96 | jerky coins | 224 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #61 | jive turkey leg | 53 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #29 | kiwi beak | 39 |
| #1148 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #176 | kumquartz | 38 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #40 | lab-grown meat | 61 |
| #41 | law-abiding citizen cane | 15 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #46 | legitimate business on the beach | 122 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #152 | licorice root | 56 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #125 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 9 |
| #49 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
| #355 | lollipop stick | 156 |
| #132 | lost elf luggage | 5 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #465 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #102 | madius | 3 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #151 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 20 |
| #133 | magical pony: Pearjack | 16 |
| #141 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 20 |
| #173 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 14 |
| #137 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 22 |
| #190 | magical pony: Uniquity | 11 |
| #211 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #47 | marshmallow bomb | 8 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #285 | metallic A | 156 |
| #112 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #61 | minin' dynamite | 32 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #151 | molten brick | 98 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #56 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2044 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #59 | nastygeist | 51 |
| #201 | necrotizing body spray | 48 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #374 | negative lump | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #45 | non-aged vinegar | 82 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #74 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #61 | officer's nog | 9 |
| #40 | ojo de pez burrito | 101 |
| #90 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #147 | oldcake | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #68 | outlaw bandana | 9 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #129 | pack of pogs | 148 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #383 | paperclip | 112 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #143 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #137 | pearidot | 48 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #62 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #83 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #167 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #60 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #19 | peppermint tack | 67 |
| #55 | peppermint tailings | 589 |
| #19 | peppermint-scented socks | 24 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #40 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #429 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #75 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #107 | pile of Trainbot parts | 146 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #194 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #129 | pixel holy water | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #573 | pixellated candy heart | 21 |
| #135 | pixellated moneybag | 6 |
| #53 | plaid cowboy hat | 8 |
| #177 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #95 | plastic cup of beer | 33 |
| #59 | plastic cup of flat beer | 2 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #14 | pocket ace | 35 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #389 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #249 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #402 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #149 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 7 |
| #404 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #321 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #378 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #196 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #15 | poisonsettia | 111 |
| #11 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #69 | portable table | 18 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #56 | potato alarm clock | 3 |
| #847 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #13 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 4 |
| #742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #11 | prank Crimbo card | 25 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #212 | press-on ribs | 39 |
| #53 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #18 | projectile chemistry set | 93 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #54 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #713 | quantum taco | 4 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #20 | quirky accordion | 2 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #28 | radiator heater shield | 13 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #38 | rattler rattle | 62 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| #102 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #98 | red balloon | 6 |
| #140 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #121 | red gummi ingot | 284 |
| #64 | red tulip | 6 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #64 | red-headed corpse | 5 |
| #41 | respected companion biscuit | 10 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #67 | rose | 176 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #1491 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1546 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1731 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #111 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #189 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #179 | runny icing | 1 |
| #50 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 9 |
| #163 | salt plum | 2 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #27 | salt wages | 314 |
| #125 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #162 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #78 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #35 | security automa-core | 2 |
| #53 | self-repairing earmuffs | 7 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #76 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 20 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #55 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #59 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #56 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #60 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #57 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #29 | shiny butcherknife | 46 |
| #161 | shiny hood ornament | 7 |
| #40 | shiny ring | 392 |
| #26 | shiny stones | 763 |
| #5 | shiny tribal beads | 1,151 |
| #94 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #72 | shot of mescal | 43 |
| #82 | shovelful of dirt | 38 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #53 | silent B | 5 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #13 | silent E | 8 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #122 | silent I | 4 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| 🥉 | silent K | 43 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #149 | silent M | 2 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #111 | silent P | 5 |
| #31 | silent Q | 3 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #11 | silent V | 12 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #49 | silent pea shooter | 28 |
| #68 | silver cow skull | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #11 | skull capacitor | 7 |
| #17 | skulldozer egg | 5 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #59 | sleeve deuce | 140 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #61 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #38 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #201 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #264 | solid gold bowling ball | 71 |
| #107 | solid gold jewel | 5 |
| #126 | sorority brain | 12 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #37 | soyburger juice | 11 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #111 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #141 | space jam | 4 |
| #10 | space junk | 472 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #29 | space port | 7 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #590 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #15 | spirit blanket | 20 |
| #30 | spirit gum | 154 |
| #28 | spirit mattress | 15 |
| #39 | spirit pillow | 10 |
| #19 | spirit sheet | 16 |
| #192 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #60 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #1003 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #213 | spooky eggnog | 20 |
| #47 | spooky lasso | 34 |
| #62 | spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #120 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 4 |
| #253 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #424 | squirming egg sac | 22 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #60 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #181 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #85 | stone of eXtreme power | 124 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #339 | strange shiny disc | 12 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #151 | strawberyl | 47 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
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| #19 | third ear | 24 |
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| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
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| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
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| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
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| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
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| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
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| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
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| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
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| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
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| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
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| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
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| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
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| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
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| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
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| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #227 | tofurkey gravy | 35 |
| #231 | tofurkey leg | 34 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #127 | tourmalime | 52 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #59 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #239 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #245 | trilobite fossil | 19 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #57 | twitching time capsule | 13 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #162 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #51 | universal biscuit | 49 |
| #72 | unquiet spirits | 29 |
| #77 | unsanitized scalpel | 4 |
| #1147 | unstable DNA | 30 |
| #718 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #18 | unused soap | 139 |
| #866 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #42 | vampire pellet | 10 |
| #1019 | vinegar | 20 |
| #20 | viral DNA | 145 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #78 | warbear badge | 2 |
| #75 | warbear battery | 31 |
| #99 | warbear bearserker mead | 5 |
| #117 | warbear bearserker potion | 12 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #85 | warbear blizzard mead | 8 |
| #94 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 7 |
| #99 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| #78 | warbear empathy chip | 8 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #169 | warbear feasting bread | 2 |
| #118 | warbear feasting mead | 5 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #270 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #136 | warbear liquid overcoat | 11 |
| #247 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #144 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #291 | warbear requisition box | 5 |
| #264 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 4 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #89 | warbear soda machine assembler | 6 |
| #127 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 2 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #186 | warbear wardance potion | 6 |
| #103 | warbear warrior bread | 2 |
| #506 | warbear whosit | 49 |
| #253 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #158 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #112 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalesteak | 22 |
| #230 | whisker pencil | 37 |
| #82 | whiskey in a broken glass | 38 |
| #61 | white Crimbo ball | 115 |
| #64 | white tulip | 8 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #158 | wind-up meatcar | 73 |
| #211 | witch hat | 4 |
| #949 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
| #143 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #121 | yellow gummi ingot | 285 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #48 | yule hatchet | 13 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |