| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #536 | Valentine | 48 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #14 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 81 |
| #16 | dusty right twelfth rib | 40 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jumping bean burrito | 59 |
| #17 | jumping bean taco | 35 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #58 | pygmy blowgun | 80 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #6 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2,146 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #13 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 43 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #332 | strange cube | 4 |
| #18 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1,346 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |