| #420 | "DRINK ME" potion | 14 |
| #56 | "KICK ME" sign | 20 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #57 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 121 |
| #61 | 4-dimensional fez | 3 |
| 🥇 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2,003 |
| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| 🥉 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 2 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #38 | Adventurer bobblehead | 5 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 30 |
| #75 | Alice's Army Bowman | 10 |
| #47 | Alice's Army Cleric | 17 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Coward | 19 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Dervish | 3 |
| #13 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 6 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 4 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 3 |
| #9 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 4 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #21 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 4 |
| #16 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 5 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 2 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #23 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 4 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 3 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 9 |
| #13 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 6 |
| #19 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 4 |
| #8 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 2 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 3 |
| #21 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 4 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 3 |
| #46 | Alice's Army Guard | 37 |
| #51 | Alice's Army Halberder | 34 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 12 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Horseman | 14 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 13 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 28 |
| #74 | Alice's Army Martyr | 4 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Ninja | 32 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Nurse | 31 |
| #71 | Alice's Army Page | 22 |
| #50 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 35 |
| #109 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 25 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 27 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Wallman | 34 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #57 | Amulet of Yendor | 320 |
| #88 | Ancient Protector Soda | 7 |
| #6 | Ancient Saucehelm | 62 |
| #52 | Angelhair Culottes | 13 |
| 🥈 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 3,568 |
| #101 | Argarggagarg's fang | 12 |
| #24 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 26 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #47 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 13 |
| #33 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 18 |
| #35 | BGE merchandise order form | 85 |
| #40 | BGE pocket calendar | 11 |
| #138 | BGE shotglass | 36 |
| #111 | BGE temporary tattoo | 7 |
| #47 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 16 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #145 | BRICKO eye brick | 499 |
| #518 | BURT | 16 |
| #54 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 13 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #12 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 22 |
| #113 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 72 |
| #93 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 21 |
| #393 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #31 | Batfellow comic | 9 |
| #32 | Beach Buck | 331 |
| 🥉 | Beignet Milgranet | 535 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #33 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 12 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #5 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 20,527 |
| #143 | Bling of the New Wave | 8 |
| #26 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 14 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #188 | Bohemian rhapsody | 2 |
| #384 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| #122 | Bonerdagon necklace | 68 |
| 🥈 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 426 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #24 | Boris's key lime pie | 86 |
| #7 | Boris's ring | 223 |
| #17 | Boss Bat bling | 123 |
| #37 | Boss Bat britches | 156 |
| #20 | Bram's choker | 11 |
| #17 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 21 |
| #571 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #76 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #79 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 4 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #6 | CRIMBCO wine | 481 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #19 | Camp Scout pup tent | 888 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #32 | Celsius 233 | 2 |
| #37 | Centauri fish wine | 2 |
| #12 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 20 |
| #15 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 3 |
| #18 | Chester's bag of candy | 4 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #23 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #73 | Chinese curse words | 2 |
| #20 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 3 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #13 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 48 |
| #7 | Clan Floundry | 1 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #11 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #7 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #96 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 9 |
| #46 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 7 |
| #17 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 150 |
| #19 | Colander of Em-er'il | 31 |
| #9 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 371 |
| #21 | Cookbook of the Damned | 24 |
| #132 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 19 |
| #37 | Cosmic Calorie | 1,932 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #92 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 50 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #422 | Crimbo candied pecan | 27 |
| #415 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #378 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 30 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 171 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 4 |
| #418 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #317 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbough | 2 |
| #900 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #1015 | Crimbuck | 615 |
| #137 | Crown of the Goblin King | 131 |
| #46 | D roll | 238 |
| #58 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #81 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 4 |
| #6 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 2 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #19 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 37 |
| #92 | Disco Banjo | 6 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #102 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #70 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 158 |
| #26 | Drowsy Sword | 310 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #12 | Earring of Fire | 6 |
| #6 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 75 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #57 | El Vibrato power sphere | 30 |
| #17 | Elder Turtle Shell | 35 |
| #19 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 3 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #6 | Engorged Sausages and You | 3 |
| #692 | FDKOL commendation | 29 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #78 | FDKOL hotcakes | 101 |
| #5 | FDKOL tattoo | 12 |
| #104 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 39 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #10 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 307 |
| #50 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #52 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 9 |
| #114 | Freddy Kruegerand | 86 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #24 | Friendliness Beverage | 322 |
| #10 | Frigid Northern Beans | 32 |
| #15 | Frogade | 158 |
| 🥈 | Fromage Pinotage | 392 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #31 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #344 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #25 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 20 |
| #105 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 20 |
| #25 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 20 |
| #53 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 7 |
| #59 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #5 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 118 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #246 | Go-Wassail | 80 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #696 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #22 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 21 |
| #10 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 39 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's right paw | 2 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #38 | Groll doll | 87 |
| #8 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 4 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #26 | Hatorade | 44 |
| #6 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 782 |
| #14 | Heimandatz's heart | 44 |
| 🥉 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 22 |
| #7 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 31 |
| #39 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #20 | Hodgman's bow tie | 4 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #28 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
| #15 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 4 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #15 | How to Avoid Scams | 7,046 |
| #38 | How to Play Othello | 15 |
| #21 | Humpty Dumplings | 2 |
| #15 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 2 |
| #9 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 5 |
| #21 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 2 |
| #30 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 30 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #274 | Instant Karma | 34 |
| #84 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #71 | Iron Beta of Industry | 133 |
| #89 | Jack-in-the-box | 54 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #6 | Jarlsberg's earring | 354 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #22 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 79 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #87 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #96 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 9 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #24 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 161 |
| #25 | LCD game: Food Eater | 153 |
| #26 | LCD game: Garbage River | 163 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #108 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 34 |
| #10 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 57 |
| #8 | Lars the Cyberian | 25 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| 🥉 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 5 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #7 | Lederhosen of the Night | 58 |
| #28 | Let Me Be! | 22 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #7 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 3 |
| #17 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #90 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #64 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 6 |
| #34 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 304 |
| #97 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 628 |
| 🥉 | Lumineux Limnio | 460 |
| 🥉 | Mad Train wine | 137,657 |
| #155 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #31 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #63 | Mark of the Bugbear | 5 |
| #44 | Mark of the Ghost | 6 |
| #60 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #68 | Mark of the Vampire | 4 |
| #62 | Mark of the Werewolf | 5 |
| #51 | Mark of the Zombie | 5 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #35 | Maxing, Relaxing | 14 |
| #223 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 10 |
| #280 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 4 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #135 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 10 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin begsign | 3 |
| #83 | Mer-kin breastplate | 2 |
| #47 | Mer-kin bunwig | 2 |
| #42 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 4 |
| #22 | Mer-kin darkbook | 4 |
| #68 | Mer-kin digpick | 2 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #47 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 2 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 4 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #39 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 2 |
| #28 | Mer-kin hallpass | 3 |
| #33 | Mer-kin healscroll | 49 |
| #79 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 5 |
| #64 | Mer-kin hookspear | 11 |
| #44 | Mer-kin killscroll | 22 |
| #58 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 3 |
| #92 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 4 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 2 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #127 | Mer-kin takebag | 3 |
| #156 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 15 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Bropane | 198 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 65 |
| #49 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 85 |
| #47 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 48 |
| #38 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 174 |
| #64 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 185 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #43 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 115 |
| #49 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 230 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 120 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 187 |
| #12 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #39 | Misty Cape | 62 |
| #59 | Misty Cloak | 34 |
| #49 | Misty Robe | 56 |
| #5 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 12 |
| 🥈 | Morto Moreto | 476 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #67 | Mr. Haggis | 69 |
| #11 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 6 |
| #9 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 6 |
| #13 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 7 |
| 🥇 | Muschat | 557 |
| #60 | NPZR chemistry set | 105 |
| #4 | Necrotelicomnicon | 543 |
| #43 | New Zealand iced tea | 264 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #9 | Newman's Own Trousers | 41 |
| #76 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 78 |
| #202 | Nightstalker perfume | 12 |
| #13 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 4 |
| #119 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 13 |
| #110 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 18 |
| #102 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 16 |
| #106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 9 |
| #81 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 11 |
| #96 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 10 |
| #45 | O'RLY manual | 64 |
| #15 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 119 |
| #12 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 6 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #24 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #11 | Olympic-sized Clan crate | 1 |
| #156 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 13 |
| #12 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 40 |
| #18 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 2 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #36 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 12 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| 🥇 | P.B.L.T. | 21,109 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #80 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 22 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #8 | Pendant of Fire | 6 |
| #22 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 2 |
| #29 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 26 |
| #9 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 44 |
| #7 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 20 |
| #22 | Professor What T-Shirt | 65 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #12 | Psychotic Train wine | 299 |
| #60 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #11 | Putrid Pendant | 4 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #10 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 29 |
| #46 | Rainbow's Gravity | 4 |
| #26 | Ralph IX cognac | 6 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #12 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 20 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #66 | Red Rover BB gun | 49 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #19 | Riker's Search History | 2 |
| #16 | Ring of Fire | 7 |
| #14 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 5 |
| #26 | Roman sadnals | 14 |
| #94 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 45 |
| #78 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 5 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #9 | Sacramento wine | 2,115 |
| #28 | Safari Jack's moustache | 22 |
| #24 | Saucepanic | 4 |
| #26 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 32 |
| #19 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 3 |
| #348 | Schrödinger's thermos | 55 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #5 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #25 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 22 |
| #15 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 2 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #57 | Sinful Desires | 14 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #4 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 368 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 82 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #56 | Sogg-Os | 8 |
| #17 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 3 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #15 | Space Baby children's book | 7 |
| #45 | Spacegate Research | 87 |
| 🥈 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty snake | 1 |
| #84 | Spookyraven signet | 15 |
| #84 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 13 |
| #338 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 7 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #19 | Stephen's secret formula | 40 |
| #21 | Strix stix | 136 |
| #16 | Summer Nights | 23 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #22 | Supernova Champagne | 835 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #24 | TI-9000 calculator | 125 |
| #69 | Tales from the Fireside | 9 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #97 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 21 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #8 | Talisman of Baio | 5 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #69 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 3 |
| 🥈 | Temps Tempranillo | 380 |
| #8 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 12 |
| #20 | The Art of Slapfighting | 48 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 256 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 109 |
| #5 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 4 |
| #419 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #40 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 14 |
| #13 | The Emperor's new hat | 6 |
| #10 | The Emperor's new pants | 7 |
| #15 | The Emperor's new shirt | 6 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #25 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 2 |
| #70 | The Joy of Wassailing | 26 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #32 | The Lot's engagement ring | 5 |
| #12 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 62 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #34 | The Necbronomicon | 5 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #23 | The Ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Smith's Tome | 4 |
| #44 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #67 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 87 |
| #13 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 2 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #702 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 10 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #33 | Tome of Clip Art | 3 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #12 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 4 |
| #11 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 30 |
| #7 | Trash, a Memoir | 2 |
| #44 | Travels with Jerry | 12 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #44 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 27 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #186 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 73 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #21 | Uncle Romulus | 55 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #17 | Unspeakable Earring | 3 |
| 🥉 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 3 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #59 | Vial of jus de larmes | 3 |
| #53 | Victor's Spoils | 5 |
| #144 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 8 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #43 | Wet Russian | 9 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #335 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #9 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 35 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 22 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #9 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 2 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #46 | Yakisoba's hat | 16 |
| #76 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 32 |
| #78 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 31 |
| #99 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 22 |
| #41 | Z-Bone steak | 91 |
| #50 | Ze™ goggles | 136 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #8 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 7 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #13 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 3 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #19 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 154 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #58 | actual reality goggles | 90 |
| #188 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #44 | airblaster gun | 158 |
| #165 | alien drugs | 11 |
| #182 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #23 | ankleweights | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #111 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 14 |
| #44 | antique bottle opener | 15 |
| #32 | antique painting of a landscape | 16 |
| #11 | antique pair of blue jeans | 48 |
| #198 | antique record album | 14 |
| #34 | antique souvenir drawing | 19 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #28 | arse-a'fire elixir | 10 |
| #6 | assassin's cheese knife | 482 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #593 | awful poetry journal | 113 |
| #97 | baconstone | 67 |
| #78 | baconstone bracelet | 11 |
| #7 | baconstone earring | 31 |
| #11 | baconstone pendant | 18 |
| #15 | baconstone ring | 15 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | badass belt | 403 |
| #431 | bag of airline peanuts | 71 |
| #326 | bag of bones | 5 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #26 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1,897 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #11 | banana smoothie | 298 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #180 | bananagate | 38 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #108 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #264 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #37 | barrel beryl | 10 |
| #25 | barrelhead | 3 |
| #116 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #140 | beefy fish meat | 4 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #50 | bejeweled cufflinks | 66 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #116 | big bundle of chamoix | 2 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #73 | bindlestocking | 25 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #72 | birdbone corset | 5 |
| #63 | bit of clingfilm | 46 |
| #332 | bite-me-red lipstick | 44 |
| #10 | bitter pill | 10 |
| #48 | black candy heart | 332 |
| #111 | black sheepskin diploma | 3 |
| #99 | black-and-blue light | 617 |
| 🥉 | blackberry polite | 2,982 |
| #32 | blank diary | 4 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #161 | blood flower | 72 |
| #164 | blood of the Wereseal | 5 |
| 🥉 | blood-red mushroom wine | 42 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #60 | blue grass | 32 |
| #215 | blue plasma ball | 278 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #405 | bone chips | 34 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of Ooze-O | 85 |
| #25 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 73 |
| #20 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 140 |
| #201 | bottle of bubbles | 58 |
| #8 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 50 |
| #49 | bottle of fire | 790 |
| #10 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 22 |
| #54 | bottle of goofballs | 299 |
| #5 | bottle of realpagne | 481 |
| #30 | bottle of sake | 90 |
| 🥈 | bottle of wine | 3,749 |
| #32 | bottled day | 6 |
| #25 | bottoms of the barrel | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #70 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 2 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #1504 | box of sunshine | 117 |
| #9 | boxed champagne | 1,305 |
| 🥉 | boxed wine | 152,144 |
| #81 | brain preservation fluid | 5 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #75 | brick | 446 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #34 | bubbling tempura batter | 26 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #9 | bucket of wine | 771 |
| #15 | buffed alien drugs | 2 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #18 | burrowgrub hive | 7 |
| #20 | buzzing mushroom wine | 4 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #67 | can of Red Minotaur | 82 |
| #61 | can of V-11 | 9 |
| #38 | can-you-dig-it? | 6 |
| #90 | candy cigarette | 33 |
| #55 | canteen of wine | 295 |
| #33 | cap gun | 94 |
| #13 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #76 | catfish whiskers | 10 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #25 | celestial carrot juice | 2 |
| #18 | celestial olive oil | 3 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #40 | chakra sludge | 30 |
| #4 | chakra-mental wine | 879 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #361 | cheap studded belt | 116 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #46 | chewable paper | 33 |
| #45 | chicle de salchicha | 3 |
| #116 | chintzy saucepan earring | 10 |
| #101 | chocolate cigar | 16 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | citrus-infused sake | 4 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #78 | clown hammer | 271 |
| #478 | club necklace | 14 |
| #72 | club sandwich | 7 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #23 | coffin lid | 104 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| 🥇 | cologne of contempt | 1,262 |
| #10 | comfy coffin | 84 |
| #19 | complex mushroom wine | 6 |
| #33 | compounded experience | 21 |
| #6 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 383 |
| #13 | concoction of clumsiness | 59 |
| #37 | confiscated cell phone | 71 |
| #52 | confiscated comic book | 31 |
| #41 | confiscated love note | 41 |
| #40 | confusing LED clock | 325 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool mushroom wine | 126 |
| #5 | cordial of concentration | 1,207 |
| #74 | corned-beef Reuben | 56 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #120 | corrupted data | 205 |
| #20 | corrupted stardust | 2 |
| #4 | cosmic bucket | 1 |
| #20 | cosmic lemonade | 10 |
| 🥉 | cranberry cordial | 4,163 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #42 | crappy brain | 348 |
| #27 | crazy hobo notebook | 88 |
| #103 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #5 | cruelty-free wine | 6,144 |
| #80 | crumbling rat skull | 8 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #38 | cymbal syrup | 341 |
| #13 | dark baconstone ring | 3 |
| #20 | dark hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #18 | dark porquoise ring | 2 |
| #37 | das boot | 4 |
| #11 | decanter of fine Scotch | 27 |
| #34 | decent brain | 772 |
| #77 | defective skull | 280 |
| #57 | delicious salad | 515 |
| #43 | delicious star salad | 3 |
| #118 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #32 | dented spoon | 140 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #9 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 5 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #64 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 9 |
| #76 | designer handbag | 27 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #38 | dew yoana salacious lei | 4 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #562 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #56 | dilapidated wizard hat | 3 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #106 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 13 |
| #138 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 9 |
| #156 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 7 |
| #97 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 15 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 16 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 8 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 18 |
| #82 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 16 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 8 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 20 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 11 |
| #122 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 10 |
| #134 | discocktail | 48 |
| 🥈 | distilled fortified wine | 2,712 |
| #724 | disturbing fanfic | 83 |
| #31 | diving muff | 11 |
| #60 | dog ointment | 4 |
| #132 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #35 | dream of a dog | 4 |
| #36 | droll monocle | 31 |
| #98 | drone self-destruct chip | 2 |
| #211 | drop of water-37 | 49 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #831 | duct tape | 29 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #51 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #70 | dull fish scale | 181 |
| #65 | dumb mud | 5 |
| 🥉 | dungeon dragon chest | 1,824 |
| #32 | dungeoneering kit | 38 |
| #29 | duonoculars | 19 |
| #4 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 10,915 |
| 🥉 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 17,355 |
| #7 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6,635 |
| #5 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8,864 |
| #6 | dusty bottle of Port | 11,722 |
| 🥈 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 21,914 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #13 | easter egg balloon | 313 |
| #53 | eel sauce | 4 |
| #57 | eel skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #44 | effluvious emerald | 45 |
| #53 | eldritch alignment spray | 12 |
| #49 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #44 | eldritch effluvium | 5,628 |
| #43 | eldritch elixir | 3 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #38 | eldritch ichor | 398 |
| #15 | eldritch mushroom | 9 |
| #22 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 4 |
| #28 | eldritch oil | 20 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #41 | eldritch rub | 4 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #170 | elven cellocello | 51 |
| #155 | elven suicide capsule | 53 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #68 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 21 |
| #47 | encoder ring | 343 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #19 | exotic travel brochure | 508 |
| #5 | expensive champagne | 35 |
| #9 | expensive cigar | 27 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #116 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 202 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #12 | extremely confusing manual | 34 |
| #107 | extremely skinny jeans | 9 |
| #6 | eyedrops of newt | 192 |
| #4 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1,996 |
| #9 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 267 |
| #131 | facsimile dictionary | 70 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #89 | fake fake vomit | 287 |
| #446 | fake hand | 62 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #58 | fancy opera glasses | 62 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #145 | fat loot token | 26 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #34 | fettucini épines Inconnu | 2 |
| #191 | fiery wing | 36 |
| #161 | figurine of a charred seal | 19 |
| #174 | figurine of a cold seal | 36 |
| #62 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 18 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #572 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #115 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 11 |
| #73 | figurine of an ancient seal | 15 |
| #16 | filet of The Fish | 14 |
| #7 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 12 |
| #9 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 11 |
| #10 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 13 |
| #27 | filthy lucre | 642 |
| 🥇 | fine wine | 533,849 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #132 | fire of unknown origin | 3 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #43 | fish juice box | 61 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #23 | fishy pipe | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #5 | flaming mushroom wine | 127 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #30 | flask of baconstone juice | 15 |
| #18 | flask of hamethyst juice | 20 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #24 | flask of porquoise juice | 15 |
| 🥉 | flat mushroom wine | 119 |
| #43 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,074 |
| #4 | floaty rock necklace | 2 |
| #63 | flower petal pie | 12 |
| #28 | fluid of fudge-finding | 15 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #56 | foam dart | 899 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #70 | foetid seal tear | 64 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #27 | forbidden sausage | 12 |
| 🥇 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 15 |
| #59 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 8 |
| #30 | freshwater fishbone | 79 |
| #22 | friendly cheez blob | 43 |
| #412 | frigid fudgepuck | 6 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #6 | frying brainpan | 6 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #532 | fudge lily | 6 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #170 | fudgecule | 15,083 |
| #109 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #55 | fudgesicle | 10 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #21 | future drug: Coolscaline | 109 |
| #22 | future drug: Muscularactum | 107 |
| #16 | future drug: Smartinex | 125 |
| #74 | fuzzy busby | 39 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #48 | fuzzy earmuffs | 57 |
| #37 | fuzzy montera | 62 |
| #57 | gamma nog | 34 |
| #45 | garish pinky ring | 72 |
| #17 | gatorskin umbrella | 55 |
| #31 | gearbox necklace | 18 |
| #76 | ghost of a necklace | 84 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #68 | giant designer sunglasses | 56 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread wine | 18 |
| #41 | glacial sapphire | 28 |
| #43 | gladiator tunica | 19 |
| #30 | glass of bourbon | 21 |
| #104 | glistening fish meat | 8 |
| #33 | glob of green slime | 76 |
| #18 | globe of Deep Sauce | 60 |
| 🥈 | gloomy mushroom wine | 320 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #21 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 167 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #12 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 12 |
| #37 | glowing esca | 5 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #81 | goblin water | 8 |
| #62 | gold wedding ring | 149 |
| #74 | good brain | 839 |
| #50 | gourmet gourami oil | 31 |
| #40 | government | 5 |
| #175 | government cheese | 14 |
| #77 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #38 | green eggnog | 7 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #23 | grue egg | 397 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #28 | gym shorts | 2 |
| #40 | haggis socks | 174 |
| #64 | haggis-infused soap | 137 |
| #149 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 11 |
| #30 | halibut | 10 |
| #117 | hamethyst | 57 |
| #13 | hamethyst bracelet | 11 |
| #16 | hamethyst earring | 12 |
| #16 | hamethyst necklace | 29 |
| #14 | hamethyst ring | 12 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #65 | handful of confetti | 311 |
| #176 | handful of crafty noodles | 2 |
| #35 | handful of honey | 228 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #408 | heart necklace | 16 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #21 | heart of the volcano | 143 |
| #4 | heavy leather-bound tome | 115 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #66 | hep waders | 4 |
| #10 | hermit factoid | 95 |
| #295 | herringcello | 37 |
| #174 | hideous egg | 19 |
| 🥉 | high-end ginger wine | 21 |
| #38 | high-energy mining laser | 39 |
| #34 | hobo nickel | 7,468 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #69 | home robotics kit | 41 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| 🥈 | honeycap | 2 |
| #15 | honeypot | 4 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #21 | ice porter | 286 |
| #8 | ice wine | 11 |
| #44 | iced plum wine | 3 |
| #4 | icy mushroom wine | 114 |
| #189 | imitation crab meat | 10 |
| #101 | impure gasoline | 24 |
| #29 | ink bladder | 44 |
| #45 | innuendo | 4 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #57 | invisible potion | 7 |
| #75 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #33 | ivory cue ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #208 | jazz soap | 131 |
| #301 | jerky coins | 71 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #94 | joybuzzer | 237 |
| 🥉 | jug of "wine" | 121 |
| #29 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 9 |
| #4 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #13 | jug of baconstone juice | 36 |
| #35 | jug of hamethyst juice | 8 |
| #17 | jug of porquoise juice | 23 |
| #35 | kickback cookbook | 13 |
| #31 | kiwi beak | 37 |
| #8 | knob mushroom wine | 120 |
| #6 | knoll mushroom wine | 114 |
| #187 | kumquartz | 36 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #51 | law-abiding citizen cane | 13 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #16 | leather bookmark | 504 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #12 | libation of liveliness | 215 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #218 | licorice root | 33 |
| #59 | liquid ice | 12 |
| #43 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 32 |
| #28 | little black book | 43 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #120 | live wire | 6 |
| #42 | loaf of alien bread | 7 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #188 | lollipop stick | 413 |
| #7 | lotion of coldness | 1,383 |
| #5 | lotion of hotness | 4,012 |
| #7 | lotion of sleaziness | 1,559 |
| 🥇 | lotion of spookiness | 4,746 |
| 🥉 | lotion of stench | 2,567 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #192 | lunar isotope | 144 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #26 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #81 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #34 | madius | 13 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1030 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #65 | magicberry tablets | 101 |
| #71 | magnetic sculpture kit | 36 |
| #4 | magnum of fancy champagne | 47 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #75 | marshmallow flambé | 6 |
| #12 | martini | 1,382 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #21 | milk of magnesium | 680 |
| #143 | mime soul fragment | 29 |
| #15 | mimeplasm | 14 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #159 | minin' dynamite | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #31 | missing wine | 11 |
| #11 | molten brick | 485 |
| #38 | mood ring | 351 |
| #89 | moonberry wine cooler | 17 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #6 | mulled berry wine | 12 |
| #22 | mummy costume | 279 |
| #4 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1,265 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #240 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #11 | nailswurst | 30 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #268 | necrotizing body spray | 34 |
| #212 | negative lump | 117 |
| #48 | neoprene skullcap | 8 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #152 | night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #21 | non-aged vinegar | 133 |
| #41 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #11 | obsidian dagger | 189 |
| #104 | octopus's spade | 2 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #4 | oil of expertise | 1,023 |
| #14 | oil of oiliness | 284 |
| #9 | oil of slipperiness | 201 |
| #13 | oil of stability | 242 |
| #4 | oil pan | 78 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | oily mushroom wine | 300 |
| #9 | ointment of the occult | 610 |
| #44 | old school calculator watch | 160 |
| #461 | old sweatpants | 155 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #81 | outlaw bandana | 6 |
| #4 | overpowering mushroom wine | 43 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #52 | pacification grenade | 2 |
| #320 | pack of pogs | 62 |
| 🥇 | page of the Necrohobocon | 6,595 |
| #13 | painting of a glass of wine | 211 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #111 | pair of government shades | 5 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #221 | paperclip | 221 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #63 | paperclip sproinger | 3 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| 🥉 | papotion of papower | 1,668 |
| #51 | paranormal ricotta | 9 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #197 | passable elf mask | 15 |
| #8 | patent aggression tonic | 31 |
| #19 | patent alacrity tonic | 10 |
| #18 | patent avarice tonic | 10 |
| #16 | patent invisibility tonic | 17 |
| #14 | patent preventative tonic | 18 |
| #19 | patent sallowness tonic | 7 |
| #11 | peach lozenge | 114 |
| #95 | peanut brittle shield | 38 |
| #8 | pear lozenge | 124 |
| #191 | pearidot | 37 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #10 | perfume of prejudice | 195 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #109 | personalized coffee mug | 650 |
| #75 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 263 |
| #195 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 139 |
| #30 | petrified wood | 332 |
| #28 | pewter claymore | 34 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #4 | phial of coldness | 5 |
| 🥉 | phial of hotness | 5 |
| 🥉 | phial of sleaziness | 6 |
| 🥉 | phial of spookiness | 8 |
| #4 | phial of stench | 6 |
| 🥉 | philter of phorce | 3,029 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #61 | pirate brochure | 7 |
| #18 | pirate fledges | 4 |
| #74 | pirate pamphlet | 6 |
| #63 | pirate tract | 6 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #11 | plaid cowboy hat | 53 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #38 | plastic nunchaku | 55 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #4 | plum lozenge | 430 |
| 🥉 | plum wine | 1,831 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #308 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #148 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 7 |
| #168 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 6 |
| #305 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #74 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 13 |
| #212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #209 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #134 | pog #09 (pirate) | 9 |
| #273 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #156 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 7 |
| #5 | pointy mushroom wine | 119 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #85 | pool torpedo | 56 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #8 | porcelain phantom mask | 2 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #35 | pork elf goodies sack | 148 |
| #49 | porquoise | 107 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #15 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 12 |
| #8 | porquoise necklace | 18 |
| #21 | porquoise ring | 12 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #25 | portable cassette player | 158 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #107 | portable table | 6 |
| 🥈 | potent potion of potency | 2,544 |
| #5 | potion of potency | 681 |
| #4 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 3,819 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #40 | powdered toad horn | 10 |
| #82 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #285 | press-on ribs | 26 |
| #12 | pressurized potion of perception | 48 |
| #13 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 41 |
| #17 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 5 |
| #10 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 51 |
| #10 | pressurized potion of puissance | 47 |
| #11 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 42 |
| #26 | primitive alien booze | 3 |
| #92 | pristine fish scale | 3 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #5 | pulled porquoise earring | 12 |
| #7 | pulled porquoise pendant | 13 |
| #6 | pulled porquoise ring | 15 |
| #22 | pumpkinhead mask | 273 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #165 | pygmy papers | 5 |
| #61 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 6 |
| #85 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 11 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #28 | radiation-resistant helmet | 49 |
| #42 | radiator heater shield | 9 |
| #8 | rattler rattle | 221 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #11 | record of tranquil silence | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red book | 27 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #8 | red red wine | 4,669 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #63 | red-and-green sweater | 42 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #87 | reflection of a map | 10 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #6 | reliable sixgun | 3 |
| #76 | replica bat-oomerang | 4 |
| #10 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 71 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 2 |
| #10 | rinky-dink sixgun | 3 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #39 | rough fish scale | 53 |
| #78 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 48 |
| #153 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 32 |
| #63 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 55 |
| #545 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
| #240 | rubber emo roe | 123 |
| #18 | rubber spider | 131 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #36 | rusty chain necklace | 76 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #22 | salacious lychee chuhai | 9 |
| #24 | salacious screwdiver | 8 |
| #8 | salamander slurry | 178 |
| #39 | salinated mint julep | 50 |
| #32 | salt wages | 284 |
| #33 | sand dollar | 1,730 |
| #69 | sandwich of the gods | 25 |
| #126 | saucepan | 639 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #36 | sawblade shield | 79 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #22 | scroll case | 4 |
| #11 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 95 |
| #9 | scroll of Puddingskin | 142 |
| #18 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 328 |
| #120 | scroll of drastic healing | 940 |
| #497 | scroll of pasta summoning | 23 |
| #69 | sea avocado | 6 |
| #42 | sea blueberry | 60 |
| #40 | sea broccoli | 57 |
| #101 | sea carrot | 3 |
| #39 | sea cauliflower | 65 |
| #23 | sea cowbell | 11 |
| #77 | sea cucumber | 5 |
| #24 | sea grease | 29 |
| #35 | sea lace | 33 |
| #29 | sea lasso | 27 |
| #93 | sea leather | 4 |
| #47 | sea persimmon | 54 |
| #112 | sea radish | 2 |
| #11 | sea salt crystal | 153 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #97 | seal-blubber candle | 53 |
| #64 | seal-brain elixir | 28 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #146 | sealhide seal doll | 10 |
| #173 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #45 | seaode | 23 |
| #7 | seared dino steak | 50 |
| #47 | seaweed | 23 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #4 | serum of sarcasm | 3,808 |
| #42 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 36 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #533 | sewer nuggets | 2 |
| #27 | sewer wad | 142 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #70 | sham champagne | 8 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #36 | shark cartilage | 21 |
| #128 | shimmering rainbow sand | 4 |
| #38 | shimmering tendrils | 12 |
| #10 | shining goblet | 21 |
| #148 | shiny butcherknife | 9 |
| #95 | short deposition | 20 |
| #39 | short writ of habeas corpus | 21 |
| 🥇 | shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 15 |
| #89 | shot of flower schnapps | 17 |
| #17 | shuddersword | 13 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #43 | silent pea shooter | 31 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #8 | silver cheese-slicer | 26 |
| #8 | silver paté knife | 22 |
| #13 | silver salt-shaker | 21 |
| #28 | silver shrimp fork | 84 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #18 | skin oil | 28 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #58 | sleeping stocking | 25 |
| #148 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #91 | slick fish meat | 10 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #102 | slime convention coupons | 2 |
| #104 | slime convention flyers | 2 |
| #82 | slime convention pin | 2 |
| #21 | slime convention swag bag | 46 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #88 | slug of rum | 13 |
| #96 | slug of shochu | 11 |
| #15 | small golem | 2 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #4 | smellbook | 313 |
| #53 | smoking grass | 1,234 |
| #16 | smoking talon | 3 |
| #15 | smooth mushroom wine | 9 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #6 | snake oil | 343 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #26 | soggy seed packet | 88 |
| #8 | solid baconstone earring | 12 |
| #9 | solid baconstone necklace | 12 |
| #9 | solid baconstone ring | 13 |
| #92 | solid gold bowling ball | 183 |
| #47 | solid gold jewel | 53 |
| #36 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #18 | sommelier's towel | 30 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #5 | soul knife | 3 |
| #13 | soul mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #113 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #194 | space junk | 4 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #27 | space port | 8 |
| #294 | spade necklace | 20 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | spark plug earring | 23 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #46 | spectre scepter | 306 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #168 | spirit gum | 15 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #41 | spiritual candy cane | 5 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #24 | spooky bark | 637 |
| #84 | spooky hockey mask | 14 |
| #7 | spooky lasso | 223 |
| #5 | spooky mushroom wine | 118 |
| #31 | spooky sap | 351 |
| #44 | spooky scarecrow | 11 |
| #36 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 11 |
| #187 | squirming egg sac | 84 |
| #36 | stainless steel scarf | 36 |
| #534 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #45 | stainless steel skullcap | 21 |
| #72 | stainless steel slacks | 19 |
| #243 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #44 | stainless steel suspenders | 37 |
| #92 | standards and practices guide | 9 |
| #61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #79 | steamy ruby | 22 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #358 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 111 |
| #30 | sticky hand whip | 98 |
| #5 | stinky mushroom wine | 116 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #24 | strange cube | 75 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #82 | straw hat | 3 |
| #213 | strawberyl | 34 |
| #37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
| #12 | stray chihuahua | 61 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #479 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 93 |
| #48 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 425 |
| #2884 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #41 | stuffed Meat | 550 |
| #507 | stuffed angry cow | 84 |
| #178 | stuffed astral badger | 174 |
| #211 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 156 |
| #184 | stuffed cocoabo | 163 |
| #4 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2,157 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #188 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 167 |
| #214 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 157 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #236 | stuffed hand turkey | 137 |
| #7 | stuffed martini | 1,729 |
| #223 | stuffed mind flayer | 146 |
| #43 | stuffed mink | 505 |
| #35 | stuffed monocle | 531 |
| #220 | stuffed scary death orb | 149 |
| #198 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 159 |
| #207 | stuffed snowy owl | 150 |
| #224 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 148 |
| #301 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 114 |
| #1146 | stuffed teddy butler | 37 |
| #38 | stuffed tin of caviar | 553 |
| #742 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
| #59 | stylish swimsuit | 107 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #58 | superheated fudge | 78 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #23 | swirling mushroom wine | 4 |
| #66 | tainted seal's blood | 6 |
| 🥇 | talisman of Seshat | 10 |
| #183 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 2 |
| #25 | tarnished bottlecap | 191 |
| #15 | tarnished tastevin | 38 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #65 | tawdry amethyst | 23 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #49 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #19 | tempura broccoli | 7 |
| #42 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #11 | tempura cauliflower | 12 |
| #36 | tempura radish | 2 |
| #223 | terrible poem | 4 |
| #18 | the finger | 9 |
| #44 | thermos of brew | 9 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #7 | thistle wine | 2,178 |
| #438 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 14 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 3 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 7 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic sauceror | 153 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #11 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1,784 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #194 | tourmalime | 37 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #12 | toy sixgun | 10 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #95 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #33 | twitching time capsule | 20 |
| #26 | twitching trigger finger | 3 |
| #25 | unearthed potsherd | 139 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #22 | unearthly onyx | 88 |
| #35 | unflavored wine cooler | 123 |
| #21 | unfortunate dumplings | 40 |
| #40 | unsanitized scalpel | 10 |
| #2207 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #41 | untamable turtle | 21 |
| #24 | unused soap | 121 |
| #247 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #153 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #15 | unusual oil | 22 |
| #19 | used beer | 16 |
| #14 | vampire collar | 212 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #18 | vampire pearl ring | 2 |
| #22 | vampire pellet | 16 |
| #35 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 159 |
| #46 | very fancy whiskey | 4 |
| #20 | very overdue library book | 70 |
| #18 | vial of baconstone juice | 18 |
| #12 | vial of hamethyst juice | 37 |
| #18 | vial of porquoise juice | 17 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #605 | vinegar | 64 |
| #59 | vintage smart drink | 2 |
| #27 | viral DNA | 113 |
| #46 | volcanic ash | 143 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #74 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #54 | wand of pigification | 17 |
| #13 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 279 |
| #39 | warbear battery | 51 |
| #204 | warbear bearserker potion | 3 |
| #88 | warbear beeping telegram | 13 |
| 🥈 | warbear black box | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #99 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| #112 | warbear empathy chip | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #13 | warbear helm fragment | 278 |
| #66 | warbear high-efficiency still | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #6 | warbear liquid lasers | 79 |
| #220 | warbear liquid overcoat | 4 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #25 | warbear oil pan | 7 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #163 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 8 |
| #6 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 59 |
| #302 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| #126 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 10 |
| #61 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 17 |
| #216 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #10 | warbear superpotion | 71 |
| #11 | warbear trouser fragment | 279 |
| 🥉 | warbear warscarf | 2 |
| #314 | warbear whosit | 389 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #39 | water-polo cap | 8 |
| #20 | water-polo mitt | 8 |
| #33 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 160 |
| #100 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #7 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #458 | whisker pencil | 2 |
| #173 | whiskey in a broken glass | 7 |
| #62 | white page | 7 |
| #256 | white rice | 5 |
| 🥉 | white wine | 229 |
| #336 | whoopie cushion | 93 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #40 | willyweed | 93 |
| #243 | wind-up chattering teeth | 121 |
| #207 | wind-up meatcar | 57 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #47 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #24 | wolfman mask | 262 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #64 | woven baling wire bracelets | 11 |
| #34 | wrench bracelet | 82 |
| #28 | wristwatch of the white knight | 3 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #462 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #77 | x-ray specs | 271 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #66 | yellow snowcone | 346 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |
| #266 | zombie pineal gland | 17 |