| #17 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 5 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #150 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 18 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #144 | Blood Light | 30 |
| #196 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #435 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #328 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #206 | FDKOL hotcakes | 20 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #458 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #286 | Silver Bullet beer | 8 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #158 | The Cooler Out of Space | 19 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #206 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #87 | asbestos crossbow string | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #81 | bite-me-red lipstick | 209 |
| #786 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1634 | candy cane | 18 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #58 | chrome stick | 5 |
| #169 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #843 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #25 | fiery wing | 321 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #170 | funhouse mirror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #854 | herringcello | 22 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #148 | lewd playing card | 17 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #91 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #82 | linoleum sword hilt | 2 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #429 | quantum taco | 27 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #108 | strange cube | 16 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |