| #18 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 5 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #149 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 18 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #143 | Blood Light | 30 |
| #195 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #206 | FDKOL hotcakes | 20 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #457 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #284 | Silver Bullet beer | 8 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #158 | The Cooler Out of Space | 19 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #85 | asbestos crossbow string | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #81 | bite-me-red lipstick | 209 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #56 | chrome stick | 5 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #24 | fiery wing | 321 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #170 | funhouse mirror | 5 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #147 | lewd playing card | 17 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #90 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #81 | linoleum sword hilt | 2 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #428 | quantum taco | 27 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #107 | strange cube | 16 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |