Dorngen

RankItemQuantity
🥈20-lb can of rice and beans306
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#67A Guide to Burning Leaves1
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#5AutumnFest ale1,835
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1043BGE merchandise order form1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#899BGE shotglass6
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#330BRAINS shorts1
🥈BRICKO elephant144
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
🥈BROS Energy Drink4,141
#591Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#568Blood Light1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#90Booke of Vampyric Knowledge2
#14Bowl of Infinite Jelly2
#934Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#65Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#83Covert Ops for Kids1
#1485Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#161Crimbo dinner1
#215Crimbo food scraps1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#171Crimbosmopolitan1
#1947Crimbuck49
#72Dark Jill-of-All-Trades1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#249Fudgie Roll1
#33Game Grid token951
#1050Go-Wassail1
#97Goodfella contract572
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#1149Heimandatz's heart1
#7Hell and How I Bent It1
#5History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX1
#40Holiday Multitasking4
#70How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes1
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
#851Jack-in-the-box4
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#16Knob Goblin visor55,569
#11LOV Elephant65
#31LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate11
#457Lars the Cyberian1
#16Lava Miner's Daughter1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#90Lobster qua Grill2
#51McHugeLarge deluxe ski set1
#10Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance1
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#162Microplushie: Bropane82
#234Microplushie: Dorkonide17
#178Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid33
#221Microplushie: Fauxnerditide12
#267Microplushie: Gothochondria36
#244Microplushie: Hippylase59
#217Microplushie: Hipsterine6
#194Microplushie: Hobomosome37
#233Microplushie: Otakulone67
#156Microplushie: Raverdrine57
#212Microplushie: Sororitrate56
#76Mr. Haggis56
#78My First Art of War10
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#15No Hats as Art1
#6Now You're Cooking With Grease1
#8Oopsie IPA1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#20Pack of Alice's Army Cards1,272
#842Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#34Pocket Guide to Mild Evil4
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#166Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip11
#304Pokëmann figurine: Duck5
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#207Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump7
#292Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking5
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#349Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap6
#435Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#349Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#301Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf7
#207Pokëmann figurine: Twitter10
#107Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite15
#389Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth5
#18Pop Art: a Guide1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#523Retenez L'Herbe Paté4
#26Rock Garden Guide2
#29S.I.T. Course Voucher2
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#16Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#61Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque1
#68Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#4Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook1
#12Source terminal CRAM chip1
#13Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook1
#11Spacegate emergency disintegrator1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#220Spirit of Christmas1
#224Spirit of Easter1
#220Spirit of St. Patrick's Day1
#224Spirit of Thanksgiving1
#134Spirit of Veteran's Day10
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#946Summer Nights1
#779Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#829Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#804Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#527The Cooler Out of Space1
#17The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object1
#86The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 11
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 21
#52The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 32
#67The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#83The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 51
#78The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 61
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#101The Snitch's Manifesto1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#71Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#280Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#991Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#100Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#320Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#117Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette2
#55Thwaitgold protozoa statuette28
#448Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#103Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#718Thwaitgold slug statuette2
#1093Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#574Tiki lighter1
#9To Build an Igloo1
#23Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir2
#116Trainbot autoassembly module1
#43Trainbot luggage hook2
#72Trainbot radar monocle1
#236Trainbot slag1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#29Trout Fishing in Loathing1
#25Twelve Night Energy45
#26Twitching Television Tattoo2
#306Uncle Crimbo's Rations5
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#117Vial of jus de larmes1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#32Yorick1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#868adorable seal larva3
#202alien source code printout1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#424antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#626antique bottle opener1
#457antique record album5
#383antique souvenir drawing2
#5autumn breeze1,970
#6autumn-spice donut2,078
#82baby chest mimic1
#23bag of Iunion stones1
#443bag of bones2
#78ballpark hot daub1
#251banana supersucker1
#968bananagate1
#1426bath ball gift set1
#183beautiful rainbow1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#26big hot pepper11
#701bindlestocking1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#35bitter bowtie1
#137blank diary1
#245blank fudge mold1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#998blood flower4
#45blue tulip11
#36bone and arrows1
#213bone aperitif2
#623bone chips13
#24bone crusher2
#277bone meal1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#100book of facts1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#714bottle of bubbles1
#409bottle of fire1
#387bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#93bowl of Bounty-Os1
#14bowl of Jeal-O1,153
#50box of Gratitude chocolates2
#6260box of sunshine3
#75boxed Apriling band helmet1
#80boxed Mayam Calendar1
#67boxed Sept-Ember Censer1
#43boxed august scepter2
#52boxed autumn-aton1
#70boxed bat wings1
#42brazen bracelet1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#15bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)1
#21bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
#13bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#63cabooze9
#1205can of Binarrrca5
#214can of V-112
#529carbonated soy milk1
#130carton of snake milk1
#290chainsaw chain1
#1660cheap toaster1
#231chocolate cigar8
#105chocomotive7
#1564chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#206cinnamon machine oil1
#71closed-circuit phone system1
#27coal paperweight1
#595colorful plastic ball4
#113crotchety pants1
#128crystal Crimbo goblet1
#119crystal Crimbo platter1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#81cursed monkey glove1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#45cute meteoroid4
#32deactivated mini-Trainbot7
#37deed to Oliver's Place2
#50deluxe fax machine5
#624designer handbag4
#47designer sweatpants (new old stock)1
#104digital key lime7
#77digital key lime pie20
#98dog ointment1
#219dregs of a Crimbo cocktail1
#466drop of water-371
#367drum of pomade1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#137eagle's milk1
#133eggman noodles1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#6elephant stinger508
#8elevenderizing hammer1
#4elevennis shoes1
#5elevent1
#12embezzler's oil57,796
#779enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#1900evil teddy bear3
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#109fake hand222
#1008fake plastic grass1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#969fancy chocolate3
#411fancy chocolate car7
#388fiery wing1
#2033filthy lucre1
#70firemilk1
#21flapper floppers1
#838flashing novelty button2
#59flat cider1
🥉foam noodle5,000
🥉folder (blue)20,000
🥈folder (green)1,000,000
🥉folder (red)20,000
#20foot-long hot daub1
#777forbidden sausage1
#121foreign box1
#282fossilized baboon skull2
#168fossilized bat skull4
#172fossilized demon skull3
#225fossilized limb47
#60fossilized serpent skull14
#306fossilized spider skull1
#281fossilized spike15
#563fossilized spine1
#93fossilized torso66
#202fossilized wing21
#139fossilized wyrm skull6
#229freightcake4
#741frigid fudgepuck1
#502frigid mote1
#379fudge bunny1
#136fudge cube2
#843fudge lily1
#259fudge spork1
#1415fudgecule1
#220fudgesicle1
#324funhouse mirror1
#1242fuzzy dice5
#49gallon of milk1
#17garbage juice slurpee15,800
#302ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#139giant green gummi bear1
#174giant green gummi ingot1
#136giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#133giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#234gift-a-pult2
#195gingerbread horror23
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#897glass of goat's milk1
#7glob of melted wax550
#480gloomy black mushroom6
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#20grain of sand8,863
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#244green drunki-bear1
#340green glowstick5
#1010green gummi ingot1
#112grinning turtle2
#89grip key1
#254grue egg90
#171gummi ammonite1
#198gummi canary1
#202gummi salamander1
#242gummi snake1
#23gumshoes1
#106half-empty carton of milk1
#15hamlet sandwich1,295
#184handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#407handful of confetti95
#6hangman's hood1
#626hideous egg1
#189honey-drenched ham slice1
#153hot daub1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#201hot stuffing1
#179huge pumpkin1
#39iFlail1
#27iShield1
#73in-the-box spring shoes1
#129industrially-crushed ice1
🥉inert sludgepuppy3
#9inflatable duck5,000
#40invisible potion11
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1068jerky coins1
#41jingle bell1
#897kumquartz1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#40large box424
#268lavender candygram1
#233lime supersucker1
#153little round pebble2
#988lollipop stick1
#169lost elf luggage1
#1430macaroni duck1
#528magical pony: Dusk Shiny2
#263magical pony: Pearjack6
#429magical pony: Rosey Cake3
#336magical pony: Shutterfly4
#506magical pony: Spectrum Dash2
#401magical pony: Uniquity3
#94massive gemstone48
#334milk of magnesium1
#56mini kiwi egg1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#144missing wine1
#452molten brick1
#181mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine1
#1341motivational poster1
#45mummified entombed cookbookbat1
#832mushroom fermenting solution8
#9name change form1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#11ninjammies2
#125obnoxious riddle3
#91odor extractor1
#46one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island1
#78one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill1
#55one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano1
#47one-day ticket to The Glaciest1
#311orange glowstick7
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#926pack of pogs1
#66packaged Everfull Dart Holster1
#41packaged June cleaver1
#54packaged Jurassic Parka1
#70packaged Roman Candelabra1
#55packaged model train set1
#1092paperclip3
#56peace turkey outline1
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#523personalized birthday cake3
#1109pet rock6
#494petrified time1
#62piece of coral7
#307pig-iron helm1
#284pig-iron shinguards1
#225pile of Trainbot parts1
#249pink glowstick9
#10plastic doll arms50
#10plastic doll legs79
#529plastic ingot1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#37portable Othello set1
#908portable photocopier2
#10portable steam unit20
#1170potato sprout1
#22potted tea tree1
#43pottery club1
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#532press-on ribs1
#311pretty flower555
#36pristine piranha seed1
#8purpleheart logs1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#103quantum of familiar1
#4question juice1,735
#167rack of dinosaur ribs1
#67raffle prize box6
#7rainbow jellybean102
#1732really dense meat stack1
#23really nice lump of coal3
#225red drunki-bear1
#993red gummi ingot1
#13red tulip41
#110rose47
#80rotten tomato1
#9rubber doll body64
#9rubber doll head72
#267sabre-toothed lime cub3
#866sandwich of the gods8
#168scotch on the rocks1
#5scroll of protection from lycanthropes7,777
🥈shot of wasp venom12,436
#62shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog1
#38shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo2
#139silent B1
#59silent C1
#57silent E1
#69silent I8
#173silent J1
#150silent L1
#149silent M2
#242silent O1
#213silent P1
#69silent S1
#186silent X1
#121silent Z1
#227silver shotgun shell1
#42sleeping patriotic eagle2
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#807sleeping stocking1
#264sleeping wereturtle3
#1273slow jam collection1
#175smoked potsherd4
#492smoking grass1
#18sneakeasies1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#48solid shifting time weirdness2
#371sorority brain1
#16sorority girl's box2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#833spooky hockey mask2
#5spooky wad9,000
#38squirming Slime larva1
#760squirming egg sac5
#1800stainless steel scarf1
#2248stainless steel shillelagh1
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#1712stainless steel suspenders1
#347star146
#138steamed oyster1
#572strange cube1
#11strange helix fossil6
#225strawberry supersucker1
#918strawberyl1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#278sucker tachi1
#787superheated fudge1
#169syncopated turtle1
#51tainted milk1
#12tattoo of two turkeys3
#326throwing bone1
#41time shuriken1
🥇time sleigh1
#1398toothsome rock5
#566tortoise's blessing2
#909tourmalime1
#48training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique1
#478tree skirt1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#924trilobite fossil1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#33unevolved organism1
#77unidentifiable dried fruit1
#42unopened tiny stillsuit1
#724untamable turtle3
#55untorn tearaway pants package1
#1127unusual disco ball2
#655wad of cotton3
#131walrus ice cream1
#252warehouse key1
🥈water wings5,000
#6wax booze28
🥉wax pancake231
#486whisker pencil1
#276white candygram1
#24white earbuds1
#49white elephant gift1
#23white tulip31
#91willowy bonnet1
#480wind-up chattering teeth67
#831wind-up meatcar1
#94wings of fire1
#36wooly loincloth1
#11worst candy85
#895worthless gewgaw1
#1041worthless knick-knack1
#785worthless trinket1
#46wrapped candy cane sword cane2
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#231yellow drunki-bear1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1

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