| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #68 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #40 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 3 |
| #24 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 25 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #41 | Crazymaker | 4 |
| #10 | Crimbo paste | 57 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #51 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 2 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #13 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 17 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #16 | Flaming Caipiranha | 14 |
| #56 | Flaming Knob | 2 |
| #44 | Flaming Mohobo | 4 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #25 | Green Giant | 10 |
| #24 | Haymaker | 5 |
| #50 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #6 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 6 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| 🥈 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1,933 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #37 | Plague of Locusts | 3 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #44 | Shot of the Living Dead | 5 |
| #7 | Sizzling Sinner | 23 |
| #14 | Slimebite | 11 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #45 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
| #8 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 67 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #63 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #158 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #14 | Ur-Donut | 48 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #200 | agua de vida | 10 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #84 | blob of Alphredo™ | 6 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #92 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 16 |
| #70 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 21 |
| #63 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 23 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 22 |
| #72 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 18 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 23 |
| #85 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 17 |
| #63 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 20 |
| #75 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 19 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 22 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 15 |
| #109 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 11 |
| #275 | discocktail | 6 |
| 🥉 | fishy paste | 702 |
| #93 | foetid seal tear | 60 |
| #88 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 6 |
| #278 | green beer | 54 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #208 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #5 | penguin paste | 40 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #95 | queen cookie | 15 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #117 | spirit blanket | 3 |
| #82 | spirit gum | 66 |
| #120 | spirit mattress | 3 |
| #85 | spirit pillow | 5 |
| #80 | spirit sheet | 5 |
| #147 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #10 | strawberry | 30,003 |
| #106 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 5 |
| #222 | ten-leaf clover | 115 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |