| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #38 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 3 |
| #24 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 25 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #41 | Crazymaker | 4 |
| #10 | Crimbo paste | 57 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #51 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 2 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #12 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 17 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #16 | Flaming Caipiranha | 14 |
| #56 | Flaming Knob | 2 |
| #43 | Flaming Mohobo | 4 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #25 | Green Giant | 10 |
| #23 | Haymaker | 5 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #7 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 6 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| 🥈 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1,933 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #36 | Plague of Locusts | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #43 | Shot of the Living Dead | 5 |
| #6 | Sizzling Sinner | 23 |
| #14 | Slimebite | 11 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #43 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
| #8 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 67 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #14 | Ur-Donut | 48 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #197 | agua de vida | 10 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #84 | blob of Alphredo™ | 6 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #93 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 16 |
| #70 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 21 |
| #63 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 23 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 22 |
| #72 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 18 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 23 |
| #85 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 17 |
| #63 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 20 |
| #75 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 19 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 22 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 15 |
| #109 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 11 |
| #274 | discocktail | 6 |
| 🥉 | fishy paste | 702 |
| #93 | foetid seal tear | 60 |
| #88 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 6 |
| #278 | green beer | 54 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #5 | penguin paste | 40 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #94 | queen cookie | 15 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #117 | spirit blanket | 3 |
| #82 | spirit gum | 66 |
| #120 | spirit mattress | 3 |
| #85 | spirit pillow | 5 |
| #80 | spirit sheet | 5 |
| #147 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #250 | strange cube | 6 |
| #10 | strawberry | 30,003 |
| #106 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 5 |
| #220 | ten-leaf clover | 115 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #416 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |