Museum :: Rokusho999

Rokusho999

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#193	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#37	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	7
#42	Ancient Protector Soda	16
#104	Ancient Saucehelm	14
#81	Angelhair Culottes	10
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#132	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#172	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#47	BGE merchandise order form	65
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#60	BRAINS shorts	24
#52	BRICKO eye brick	1,772
#41	BRICKO pearl	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#82	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
#62	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	40
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#74	Bling of the New Wave	11
#224	Blood Light	19
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
#266	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#1016	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1985	Boss Bat britches	3
#83	Boss Drops	5
#27	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#297	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#122	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#134	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#33	Cold Hots candy	4,722
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#669	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#86	Corpse Island iced tea	52
#26	Covers-Your-Head	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#59	Crimbough	1
#232	Crimboween memo	38
#1165	Crimbuck	434
#223	D roll	27
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#260	Drowsy Sword	73
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#493	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#115	Eau de Guaneau	5
#325	Ecto-Cooler	3
#69	Effermint™ tablets	77
#218	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#197	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#40	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#49	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#239	FDKOL commendation	2,375
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#58	Fantasma en la Máquina	93
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#50	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#170	Friendliness Beverage	30
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#235	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#100	Galapagosian Cuisses	9
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#194	Go-Wassail	100
#14	Great Wolf's headband	2
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#22	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#54	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	98
#78	Heimandatz's heart	14
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hundred Headed IPA	12
#256	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#997	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#237	Jack-in-the-box	25
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#84	Jocko Homo's head	13
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#22	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	52
#96	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
🥇	LWA ring	1
#72	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	81
#138	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	10
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#27	Lead Zeta of Chastity	4
#136	Lederhosen of the Night	10
#20	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	16
#154	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#124	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#122	Mark of the Ghost	1
#78	Mark of the Vampire	3
#127	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#94	Mark of the Zombie	2
#21	Marvin's marvelous pill	14
#388	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#27	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#59	Mer-kin cancerstick	2
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#22	Mer-kin facecowl	1
#28	Mer-kin headguard	1
#33	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#15	Mer-kin waistrope	1
#246	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	6
#88	Morbidda trading card	2
#95	NPZR chemistry set	69
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#108	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#211	New Zealand iced tea	34
#64	Newman's Own Trousers	13
#510	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#202	Nightstalker perfume	12
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#372	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#52	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#26	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	2
#80	Orange Star of Sacrifice	21
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#65	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#240	PEEZ dispenser	17
#27	Pain Dip	69
#203	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#88	Penultimate Fantasy chest	509
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	14
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#44	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	10
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	17
#290	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#127	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	10
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	16
#88	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	7
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	8
#109	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	15
#141	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#131	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
#78	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#200	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	10
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#141	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#24	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	6
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#209	Red Pill	2
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#52	Roman sadnals	8
#71	Rompedores de Fantasmas	78
#282	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#134	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#171	Scalp of Gorgolok	12
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#225	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#40	Senior Mints	4,849
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#270	Silver Bullet beer	9
#56	Sinful Desires	15
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#73	Small Medium	1
#20	Sogg-Os	16
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#62	Stephen's secret formula	3
#59	Strix stix	64
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#32	Super Weight-Gain 9000	8
#213	Swizzler	26
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#47	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	2
#45	TI-9000 calculator	77
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#171	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#56	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	21
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#169	The Mariachi's guitar case	10
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#57	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
#34	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	4
#88	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#72	Thriller Ice	1
#25	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#753	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#188	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#983	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1398	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#519	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#1783	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold spider statuette	16
#1240	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	8
#215	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#127	Tiki lighter	3
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#21	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#242	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	54
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#177	Uncle Romulus	7
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#20	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1342	Valentine	9
#72	Volartta's bellbottoms	11
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#66	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	118
#86	Wet Russian	3
#27	Wint-O-Fresh mint	9,621
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#239	Wolfman Nardz	6
#372	Workytime Tea	5
#93	Yakisoba's hat	11
#201	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#43	Z-Bone steak	85
#61	Ze™ goggles	108
#92	Zim Merman's guitar	9
#149	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	8
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#20	accidental mutton	3
#203	actual reality goggles	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#260	adorable seal larva	9
#89	alien drugs	31
#152	alien force field disruptor bean	3
#81	alien protein powder	2
#149	alien source code printout	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#221	ammonite fossil	23
#48	ancient cursed foot locker	9
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#70	ancient vinyl coin purse	163
#10	anger blaster	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#33	ant sickle	16
#250	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	6
#167	antique bottle opener	5
#164	antique painting of a landscape	5
#154	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#419	antique record album	6
#134	antique souvenir drawing	6
#26	antique spyglass	3
#52	arrowgram	126
#114	asbestos sword hilt	2
#205	astronaut pants	44
#705	baconstone	11
#85	baconstone earring	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#54	baconstone ring	5
#654	badass belt	76
#74	bag of bones	10
#18	bag of unfinished business	3
#656	baggie of powdered sugar	17
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#128	ballast turtle	3
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#279	banana	21
#65	banana peel	89
#250	banana supersucker	1
#118	bananagate	54
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#54	banjo kazoo mount	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#10	beautiful rainbow	16
#642	bed of coals	1
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#236	belemnite fossil	22
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#45	bewitching boots	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#281	bindlestocking	10
#121	birdbone corset	2
#193	bite-me-red lipstick	104
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#724	black candy heart	3
#127	black pension check	90
#54	black spot	16
#269	black velvet box	1
#75	blank diary	2
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#140	blind-packed capsule toy	118
#102	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	159
#55	blob of Alphredo™	9
#3163	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1650	blood flower	1
#74	blood sausage	1
🥇	blue class ring	1,193
#144	blue grass	6
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#47	boiling seal blood	17
#36	bone and arrows	1
#82	bone aperitif	7
#419	bone chips	32
#24	bone crusher	2
#73	bone meal	7
#37	bone spurs	2
#24	boneana hammock	2
#22	bonedanna	2
#23	bonerang	2
#22	boning knife	2
#91	bottle of Blank-Out	184
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#111	bottle of bubbles	103
#261	bottle of goofballs	88
#284	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#87	bottled day	3
#85	boulder	27
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#169	box of Dweebs	49
#3612	box of sunshine	18
#24	boxing glove	31
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#59	brand new key	2
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#1605	brick	10
#70	briefcase	297
#93	brine	151
#232	broken carburetor	1
#46	broken warbear gyrocopter	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#699	bunny liver	3
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#119	burst hellseal brain	83
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#258	can of Binarrrca	40
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#112	can of V-11	4
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#114	can of fake snow	3
#397	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#128	candied nuts	7
#613	candy cane	59
#142	candy cigarette	13
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#318	candy stake	17
#1751	canteen of wine	1
#203	capacitor relay	60
#239	carbon nanotube frame	57
#96	caret	2
#508	cement sandals	2
#26	centurion helmet	3
#18	chainsaw chain	37
#89	charged magnet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#230	chocolate cigar	8
#163	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
#344	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#163	chrome stick	1
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#260	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#92	clockwork sphere	3
#1294	clown hammer	9
#84	clumsiness bark	18
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#111	collection of tiny spooky objects	18
#107	colored-light "necklace"	3
#63	colorful plastic ball	1,500
#98	comfy coffin	9
#25	commemorative war stein	2,474
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#198	cool mushroom wine	1
#36	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#631	corrupted data	5
#487	cranberry schnapps	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
#76	crate of firebombs	6
#432	cream pie	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#363	crumbling rat skull	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#59	crystallized memory	4
#351	cursed black pearl onion	3
#406	cursed bottle of rum	2
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#454	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#247	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#9	cursed ring finger ring	1
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#349	cursed voodoo skull	2
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#666	cymbal syrup	1
#11	damp old wallet	20
#44	dangerous jerkcicle	27
#96	daub-breaker	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#79	death blossom	6
#86	decanter of fine Scotch	3
#173	decent brain	22
#263	deck of tropical cards	2
#1061	defective skull	9
#1425	delicious salad	5
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#9	depleted Grimacite hammer	5
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#65	depleted uranium seal figurine	9
#251	designer handbag	11
🥇	detour shield	1
#77	devilish folio	39
#150	diamond necklace	29
#160	dill	202
#65	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	22
#70	disco horoscope (Aries)	21
#57	disco horoscope (Cancer)	25
#62	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	23
#53	disco horoscope (Gemini)	26
#68	disco horoscope (Leo)	21
#62	disco horoscope (Libra)	22
#62	disco horoscope (Pisces)	21
#45	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	30
#66	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	21
#75	disco horoscope (Taurus)	18
#45	disco horoscope (Virgo)	28
#287	discocktail	5
#95	dog ointment	1
#78	double-ice box	1
#12	doubt cannon	3
#465	drop of water-37	1
#196	drum of pomade	7
#15	dubious loincloth	6
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#62	duct tape wallet	69
#19	dumb mud	16
#1317	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#174	dwarvish magazine	7
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
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#2811	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#1717	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#1533	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	12
#3299	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#2229	tiny plastic star starfish	8
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3857	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1110	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#2765	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3837	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1704	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#322	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#22	tonguebone	3
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#118	torn hellseal sinew	72
#147	tortoise's blessing	22
#113	tourmalime	57
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#128	towel	72
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#975	toy jet pack	6
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1117	toy mercenary	4
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#952	toy space helmet	7
#77	tree skirt	4
#1788	tree-eating kite	8
#1159	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#276	trilobite fossil	17
#133	tropical paperweight	3
#681	tropical wrapping paper	2
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#133	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#14	twinkly nuggets	11,433
#58	twinkly powder	779
#18	twisted piece of wire	41
#135	unearthed potsherd	32
#190	unearthly onyx	5
#40	unlocked meat locker	5
#146	unquiet spirits	9
#44	unsanitized scalpel	9
#2210	unstable DNA	2
#84	unstable quark	13
#253	untamable turtle	8
#30	unused soap	91
#124	unused walkie-talkie	6
#148	unusual disco ball	12
#499	useless powder	228
#235	valuable trinket	381
#1913	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#51	vampire glitter	10
#195	vampire pearl	2
#81	vampire pellet	5
#904	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	7
#54	vial of baconstone juice	2
#207	vinegar	172
#42	viral DNA	84
#157	volcanic ash	45
#249	voodoo snuff	6
#224	wad of cotton	14
#8	wad of spider silk	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#33	warbear accoutrements chunk	158
#106	warbear badge	1
#97	warbear battery	26
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#175	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#76	warbear exo-arm	3
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#67	warbear gyro	6
#27	warbear helm fragment	150
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#174	warbear liquid overcoat	8
#191	warbear metalworking primer	6
#64	warbear officer requisition box	13
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#209	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#120	warbear requisition box	47
#300	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#31	warbear trouser fragment	149
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#23	water-polo cap	11
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#104	whisker pencil	83
#48	white elephant gift	1
#990	whoopie cushion	24
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1127	wind-up chattering teeth	18
#537	wind-up meatcar	13
#78	wine-soaked bone chips	12
#613	witch hat	1
#44	witch's bread	3
#112	wolfman mask	75
#18	wolfskull mask	4
#51	wood screw	12
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#463	worthless gewgaw	8
#95	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#389	wrench bracelet	8
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yam candy	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#116	yellow gummi ingot	295
#1096	yellow snowcone	21
🥇	yield shield	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

what items are this player missing?