Museum :: Rokusho999

Rokusho999

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#37	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	7
#42	Ancient Protector Soda	16
#105	Ancient Saucehelm	14
#81	Angelhair Culottes	10
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#133	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#171	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#47	BGE merchandise order form	65
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#60	BRAINS shorts	24
#52	BRICKO eye brick	1,772
#41	BRICKO pearl	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#83	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
#63	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	40
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#74	Bling of the New Wave	11
#225	Blood Light	19
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#1014	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#83	Boss Drops	5
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#302	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#33	Cold Hots candy	4,722
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#87	Corpse Island iced tea	52
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#232	Crimboween memo	38
#1164	Crimbuck	434
#223	D roll	27
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#258	Drowsy Sword	73
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#67	Effermint™ tablets	77
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#198	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#39	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#239	FDKOL commendation	2,375
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#59	Fantasma en la Máquina	93
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#172	Friendliness Beverage	30
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#234	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#100	Galapagosian Cuisses	9
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#15	Great Wolf's headband	2
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#54	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	98
#78	Heimandatz's heart	14
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#27	Hundred Headed IPA	12
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#240	Jack-in-the-box	25
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#87	Jocko Homo's head	13
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#22	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	52
#96	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
🥇	LWA ring	1
#72	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	81
#137	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	10
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#27	Lead Zeta of Chastity	4
#136	Lederhosen of the Night	10
#20	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	16
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#79	Mark of the Vampire	3
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#21	Marvin's marvelous pill	14
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#59	Mer-kin cancerstick	2
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#22	Mer-kin facecowl	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#15	Mer-kin waistrope	1
#247	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	6
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#95	NPZR chemistry set	69
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#214	New Zealand iced tea	34
#64	Newman's Own Trousers	13
#512	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#202	Nightstalker perfume	12
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#27	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	2
#83	Orange Star of Sacrifice	21
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#241	PEEZ dispenser	17
#28	Pain Dip	69
#211	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#88	Penultimate Fantasy chest	509
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	14
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	10
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	17
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	10
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	16
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	7
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	8
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	15
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#132	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
#78	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#200	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	10
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#143	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#24	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	6
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#54	Roman sadnals	8
#72	Rompedores de Fantasmas	78
#283	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#138	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#170	Scalp of Gorgolok	12
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#40	Senior Mints	4,849
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#272	Silver Bullet beer	9
#56	Sinful Desires	15
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#70	Small Medium	1
#22	Sogg-Os	16
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#63	Stephen's secret formula	3
#63	Strix stix	64
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#32	Super Weight-Gain 9000	8
#213	Swizzler	26
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#47	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	2
#47	TI-9000 calculator	77
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#172	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#57	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	21
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#169	The Mariachi's guitar case	10
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
#34	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	4
#92	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#755	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold spider statuette	16
#1256	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	8
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#23	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#240	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	54
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#179	Uncle Romulus	7
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1343	Valentine	9
#72	Volartta's bellbottoms	11
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#66	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	118
#90	Wet Russian	3
#27	Wint-O-Fresh mint	9,621
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#238	Wolfman Nardz	6
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#94	Yakisoba's hat	11
#201	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#44	Z-Bone steak	85
#62	Ze™ goggles	108
#93	Zim Merman's guitar	9
#153	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	8
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#20	accidental mutton	3
#204	actual reality goggles	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#266	adorable seal larva	9
#92	alien drugs	31
#153	alien force field disruptor bean	3
#81	alien protein powder	2
#149	alien source code printout	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#222	ammonite fossil	23
#49	ancient cursed foot locker	9
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#72	ancient vinyl coin purse	163
#11	anger blaster	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#34	ant sickle	16
#252	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	6
#169	antique bottle opener	5
#162	antique painting of a landscape	5
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#419	antique record album	6
#135	antique souvenir drawing	6
#25	antique spyglass	3
#53	arrowgram	126
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#205	astronaut pants	44
#709	baconstone	11
#85	baconstone earring	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#55	baconstone ring	5
#655	badass belt	76
#75	bag of bones	10
#18	bag of unfinished business	3
#656	baggie of powdered sugar	17
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#129	ballast turtle	3
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#277	banana	21
#65	banana peel	89
#251	banana supersucker	1
#118	bananagate	54
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#56	banjo kazoo mount	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#8	beautiful rainbow	16
#643	bed of coals	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#237	belemnite fossil	22
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#282	bindlestocking	10
#122	birdbone corset	2
#193	bite-me-red lipstick	104
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#725	black candy heart	3
#128	black pension check	90
#56	black spot	16
#269	black velvet box	1
#75	blank diary	2
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#139	blind-packed capsule toy	118
#102	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	159
#55	blob of Alphredo™	9
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1654	blood flower	1
#74	blood sausage	1
🥇	blue class ring	1,193
#148	blue grass	6
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#47	boiling seal blood	17
#36	bone and arrows	1
#82	bone aperitif	7
#418	bone chips	32
#24	bone crusher	2
#73	bone meal	7
#37	bone spurs	2
#24	boneana hammock	2
#22	bonedanna	2
#23	bonerang	2
#22	boning knife	2
#91	bottle of Blank-Out	184
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#112	bottle of bubbles	103
#266	bottle of goofballs	88
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#87	bottled day	3
#85	boulder	27
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#169	box of Dweebs	49
#3615	box of sunshine	18
#24	boxing glove	31
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#60	brand new key	2
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#1607	brick	10
#71	briefcase	297
#93	brine	151
#232	broken carburetor	1
#46	broken warbear gyrocopter	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#707	bunny liver	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#121	burst hellseal brain	83
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#261	can of Binarrrca	40
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#115	can of V-11	4
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#113	can of fake snow	3
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#127	candied nuts	7
#614	candy cane	59
#141	candy cigarette	13
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#321	candy stake	17
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#202	capacitor relay	60
#239	carbon nanotube frame	57
#97	caret	2
#508	cement sandals	2
#27	centurion helmet	3
#18	chainsaw chain	37
#89	charged magnet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#231	chocolate cigar	8
#164	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
#345	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#169	chrome stick	1
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#92	clockwork sphere	3
#1292	clown hammer	9
#88	clumsiness bark	18
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#112	collection of tiny spooky objects	18
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#63	colorful plastic ball	1,500
#98	comfy coffin	9
#26	commemorative war stein	2,474
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#632	corrupted data	5
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
#77	crate of firebombs	6
#433	cream pie	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#59	crystallized memory	4
#350	cursed black pearl onion	3
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#248	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#9	cursed ring finger ring	1
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#350	cursed voodoo skull	2
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#12	damp old wallet	20
#46	dangerous jerkcicle	27
#96	daub-breaker	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#81	death blossom	6
#88	decanter of fine Scotch	3
#174	decent brain	22
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#1059	defective skull	9
#1425	delicious salad	5
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#9	depleted Grimacite hammer	5
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#64	depleted uranium seal figurine	9
#253	designer handbag	11
🥇	detour shield	1
#77	devilish folio	39
#148	diamond necklace	29
#160	dill	202
#65	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	22
#70	disco horoscope (Aries)	21
#57	disco horoscope (Cancer)	25
#62	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	23
#53	disco horoscope (Gemini)	26
#68	disco horoscope (Leo)	21
#62	disco horoscope (Libra)	22
#62	disco horoscope (Pisces)	21
#45	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	30
#66	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	21
#75	disco horoscope (Taurus)	18
#45	disco horoscope (Virgo)	28
#288	discocktail	5
#97	dog ointment	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#12	doubt cannon	3
#466	drop of water-37	1
#196	drum of pomade	7
#15	dubious loincloth	6
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#63	duct tape wallet	69
#19	dumb mud	16
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#175	dwarvish magazine	7
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
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#2816	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#1542	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	12
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#2235	tiny plastic star starfish	8
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#325	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#22	tonguebone	3
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#119	torn hellseal sinew	72
#147	tortoise's blessing	22
#113	tourmalime	57
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#128	towel	72
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#976	toy jet pack	6
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#953	toy space helmet	7
#76	tree skirt	4
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#276	trilobite fossil	17
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#14	twinkly nuggets	11,433
#58	twinkly powder	779
#18	twisted piece of wire	41
#137	unearthed potsherd	32
#192	unearthly onyx	5
#40	unlocked meat locker	5
#147	unquiet spirits	9
#46	unsanitized scalpel	9
#2207	unstable DNA	2
#83	unstable quark	13
#256	untamable turtle	8
#32	unused soap	91
#128	unused walkie-talkie	6
#153	unusual disco ball	12
#498	useless powder	228
#235	valuable trinket	381
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#52	vampire glitter	10
#196	vampire pearl	2
#81	vampire pellet	5
#908	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	7
#53	vial of baconstone juice	2
#207	vinegar	172
#43	viral DNA	84
#158	volcanic ash	45
#251	voodoo snuff	6
#225	wad of cotton	14
#8	wad of spider silk	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#33	warbear accoutrements chunk	158
#106	warbear badge	1
#96	warbear battery	26
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#66	warbear gyro	6
#27	warbear helm fragment	150
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#174	warbear liquid overcoat	8
#190	warbear metalworking primer	6
#63	warbear officer requisition box	13
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#208	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#119	warbear requisition box	47
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#31	warbear trouser fragment	149
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#24	water-polo cap	11
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#105	whisker pencil	83
#49	white elephant gift	1
#987	whoopie cushion	24
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1128	wind-up chattering teeth	18
#536	wind-up meatcar	13
#79	wine-soaked bone chips	12
#615	witch hat	1
#44	witch's bread	3
#112	wolfman mask	75
#19	wolfskull mask	4
#51	wood screw	12
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#469	worthless gewgaw	8
#94	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#387	wrench bracelet	8
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#181	yam candy	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#117	yellow gummi ingot	295
#1092	yellow snowcone	21
🥇	yield shield	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 78,200 items total!

what items are this player missing?