| #583 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #345 | ASCII shirt | 5 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #60 | Adventurer bobblehead | 3 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #43 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #315 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #271 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 9 |
| #159 | BitterSweetTarts | 5 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #193 | Blatantly Canadian | 17 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #87 | Boss Drops | 3 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #217 | CRIMBCO mug | 72 |
| #1048 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #135 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #14 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 105 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #451 | Crimbo candied pecan | 24 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #901 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #113 | Crown of the Goblin King | 156 |
| #1231 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #415 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #82 | Dolphin King's crown | 46 |
| #74 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 43 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #106 | Drowsy Sword | 154 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #76 | Elvish delight | 6 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #814 | Ent cider | 4 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #122 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 4 |
| #38 | Fabiotion | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #141 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #148 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #447 | Feynman gate | 23 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid ticket | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #13 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #42 | Grasshopper | 2 |
| #99 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 2 |
| #82 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #81 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #288 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #396 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #37 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #394 | Iron Beta of Industry | 20 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #103 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 2 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #70 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #194 | LED block | 8 |
| #116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #34 | Locust | 2 |
| #59 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #204 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 114 |
| #677 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #898 | M-242 | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #714 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 10 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #190 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 21 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #78 | Misty Cape | 30 |
| #94 | Misty Cloak | 20 |
| #64 | Misty Robe | 40 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #46 | Moonshine Mohobo | 2 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1842 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #224 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #144 | Newbiesport™ tent | 39 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #48 | Northern pemmican | 6 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #401 | Now and Earlier | 7 |
| #213 | Nuclear Blastball | 2 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #107 | Okee-Dokee soda | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #69 | Pain Dip | 6 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #769 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 3 |
| #165 | Piddles | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #115 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #281 | Red Rover BB gun | 13 |
| #1475 | Rock Pops | 23 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Russian Ice | 3 |
| #87 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 4 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #37 | Sazerorc | 2 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #363 | Senior Mints | 15 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #43 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #348 | Sugar Cog | 6 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #51 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #107 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #51 | The Emperor's new cookie | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 9 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 10 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 7 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 4 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #34 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #59 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #723 | Valentine | 24 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #74 | Van der Graaf helmet | 4 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #648 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 15 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #332 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #160 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #264 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #238 | alphabet gum | 7 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #214 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #325 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #62 | astral mushroom | 409 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #203 | badass belt | 161 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #105 | bag of many confections | 2 |
| #137 | balaclava | 7 |
| #89 | balaclava baklava | 61 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #43 | banana candle | 1 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #255 | banana peel | 19 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #517 | bananagate | 10 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
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| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
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| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
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| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
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| #283 | carob chunk noodles | 6 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
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| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
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| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
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| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #148 | chocolate pasta spoon | 4 |
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| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
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| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
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| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
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| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
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| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #313 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #113 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #505 | cool whip | 4 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
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| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
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| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
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| #140 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
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| #138 | cracker | 1 |
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| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #138 | d20 | 1 |
| #104 | d4 | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #1083 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1057 | dill | 18 |
| #96 | disbelief suspenders | 16 |
| #240 | disintegrating sheet music | 15 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #322 | divine blowout | 21 |
| #331 | divine can of silly string | 20 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
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| #400 | divine cracker | 3 |
| #324 | divine noisemaker | 22 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
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| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #397 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #52 | double-ice gum | 7 |
| #264 | dragon snaps | 2 |
| #88 | dragonfish caviar | 2 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #93 | dubious peppermint | 4 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #936 | duct tape | 23 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #77 | duonoculars | 4 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #177 | dwarf bread | 27 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #373 | easter egg balloon | 57 |
| #58 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #24 | elderly jawbreaker | 21 |
| #135 | eldritch dough | 3 |
| #74 | electric crutch | 3 |
| #450 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #724 | elven limbos gingerbread | 17 |
| #475 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #746 | elven suicide capsule | 24 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
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| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #536 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 49 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #125 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 2 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #160 | facehugging alien | 4 |
| #342 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
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| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
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| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
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| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
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| #113 | fat bottom quark | 19 |
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| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #774 | fire | 6 |
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| #218 | fireclutch | 1 |
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| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #368 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
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| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
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| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #42 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
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| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #284 | forest tears | 2 |
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| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #30 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
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| #311 | frigid fudgepuck | 10 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #367 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
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| #1035 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #174 | fruitfilm | 2 |
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| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
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| #671 | fudgecule | 614 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
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| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #46 | fuzzy earmuffs | 59 |
| #100 | fuzzy montera | 28 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
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| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #252 | ghost of a necklace | 16 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
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| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | giant discarded bottlecap | 43 |
| #95 | giant discarded plastic fork | 74 |
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| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #36 | giant needle | 3,667 |
| #546 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #71 | giant spider leg | 3 |
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| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1000 | gingerbread bugbear | 21 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #57 | gingham blouse | 5 |
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| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #181 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #114 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 8 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #130 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #150 | gold star | 8 |
| #173 | gold wedding ring | 55 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #407 | goth kid t-shirt | 10 |
| #115 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #353 | green gummi ingot | 92 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #233 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #336 | gremlin juice | 5 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #986 | grue egg | 27 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #218 | grungy flannel shirt | 3 |
| #156 | guard turtle shell | 17 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
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| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
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| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #319 | half-orchid | 3 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #750 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #64 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #61 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #36 | heather graham cracker | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #532 | hellseal claw | 2 |
| #497 | hellseal whisker | 3 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
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| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
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| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
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| #34 | mutated candy lump | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
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| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
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| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
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| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #83 | nurse's hat | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #284 | obsidian dagger | 52 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #33 | one piece of bubble gum | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
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| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
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| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
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| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
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| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #75 | pants of the Slug Lord | 42 |
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| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #45 | pat-a-cake pendant | 29 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #652 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #87 | pawn cookie | 5 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #479 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #361 | pearidot | 17 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
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| #169 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #55 | personal graffiti kit | 1 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #795 | personalized coffee mug | 14 |
| #855 | pet rock | 9 |
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| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #15 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #116 | physiostim pill | 12 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #175 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
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| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #39 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom | 12 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #49 | pointy red hat | 9 |
| #234 | polka-dot bow tie | 2 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #714 | pool cue | 4 |
| #156 | pool of liquid metal | 2 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
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| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #240 | portable corkscrew | 25 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #122 | poutine | 81 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #62 | powdered toad horn | 5 |
| #150 | powdered wig | 3 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #112 | protein paste | 2 |
| #122 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #265 | pumpkinhead mask | 29 |
| #57 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #366 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #458 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #586 | radium-flavored potato chips | 49 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #57 | rat head balloon | 2 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #102 | ravenous eye | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #354 | red gummi ingot | 92 |
| #194 | red money bag | 2 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #901 | ridiculous cocktail | 2 |
| #831 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #428 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 7 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #904 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #329 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #1656 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #246 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
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| #65 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
| #339 | rusty chain necklace | 8 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
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| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
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| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #282 | sawblade shield | 11 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #311 | scented massage oil | 5 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
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| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
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| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
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| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
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| #133 | scrumptious ice ant | 2 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
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| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #171 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #232 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #54 | shaker of dry rub | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #14 | shiny butcherknife | 105 |
| #572 | shiny ring | 45 |
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| #65 | shock belt | 3 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #61 | silver shrimp fork | 32 |
| #170 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #93 | sizzling seal fat | 4 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #158 | skate skin | 1 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
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| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
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| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #268 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
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| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #202 | small leather glove | 5 |
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| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #98 | snailmail bits | 4 |
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| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
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| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #112 | solid gold bowling ball | 151 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #216 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #83 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
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| #125 | spangly sombrero | 5 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #898 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
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| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
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| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
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| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
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| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
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| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
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| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
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| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
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| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
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| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
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| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
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| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #67 | tobiko pocky | 2 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
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| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
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| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
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| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #901 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #764 | tree-eating kite | 36 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
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| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
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| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
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| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
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| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
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| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #362 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #782 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
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| #63 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
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| #49 | viral video | 1 |
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| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #79 | wasabi pocky | 2 |
| #76 | wasabi-infused sake | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
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| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
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| #90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
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| #78 | white mana | 1 |
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| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
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| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #71 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
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| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
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| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
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| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
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| #632 | yellow candy heart | 26 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #351 | yellow gummi ingot | 92 |
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| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
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| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
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