| #581 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #346 | ASCII shirt | 5 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #61 | Adventurer bobblehead | 3 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #149 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #272 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 9 |
| #158 | BitterSweetTarts | 5 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #57 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #194 | Blatantly Canadian | 17 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #88 | Boss Drops | 3 |
| #496 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #217 | CRIMBCO mug | 72 |
| #1046 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1369 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #687 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #14 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 105 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #456 | Crimbo candied pecan | 24 |
| #524 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #489 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #900 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3105 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #115 | Crown of the Goblin King | 156 |
| #1231 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #56 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #417 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #83 | Dolphin King's crown | 46 |
| #74 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 43 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #25 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #106 | Drowsy Sword | 154 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #77 | Elvish delight | 6 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #815 | Ent cider | 4 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #123 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 4 |
| #38 | Fabiotion | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #139 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #145 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #446 | Feynman gate | 23 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #266 | Game Grid ticket | 2 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #43 | Grasshopper | 2 |
| #111 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 2 |
| #95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #92 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 2 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #290 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #398 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #533 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #397 | Iron Beta of Industry | 20 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #767 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #103 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 2 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #194 | LED block | 8 |
| #116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #36 | Locust | 2 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #203 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 114 |
| #675 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #899 | M-242 | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #715 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 10 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #190 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 21 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #749 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #819 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #874 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #869 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #89 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #78 | Misty Cape | 30 |
| #95 | Misty Cloak | 20 |
| #66 | Misty Robe | 40 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #61 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #49 | Moonshine Mohobo | 2 |
| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1839 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #226 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #147 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 39 |
| #266 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #50 | Northern pemmican | 6 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #402 | Now and Earlier | 7 |
| #212 | Nuclear Blastball | 2 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #107 | Okee-Dokee soda | 2 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #70 | Pain Dip | 6 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #769 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 3 |
| #164 | Piddles | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #117 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #281 | Red Rover BB gun | 13 |
| #1473 | Rock Pops | 23 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Russian Ice | 3 |
| #89 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 4 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #459 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #38 | Sazerorc | 2 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #364 | Senior Mints | 15 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #46 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #350 | Sugar Cog | 6 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #53 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #52 | The Emperor's new cookie | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 9 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 10 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #463 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 7 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #529 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1495 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 4 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #442 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #149 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #126 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #724 | Valentine | 24 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #74 | Van der Graaf helmet | 4 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #650 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 15 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #330 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #161 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #376 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #266 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #240 | alphabet gum | 7 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #537 | antique record album | 4 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #213 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #328 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #61 | astral mushroom | 409 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #203 | badass belt | 161 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #105 | bag of many confections | 2 |
| #138 | balaclava | 7 |
| #89 | balaclava baklava | 61 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #594 | banana | 6 |
| #42 | banana candle | 1 |
| #221 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #256 | banana peel | 19 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #516 | bananagate | 10 |
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| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
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| #285 | carob chunk noodles | 6 |
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| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
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| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
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| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
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| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
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| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
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| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #69 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #315 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #115 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #506 | cool whip | 4 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
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| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
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| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
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| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
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| #142 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
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| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
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| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #181 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #145 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
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| #26 | daily dungeon malware | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #1082 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #167 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1057 | dill | 18 |
| #96 | disbelief suspenders | 16 |
| #240 | disintegrating sheet music | 15 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #323 | divine blowout | 21 |
| #331 | divine can of silly string | 20 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
| #330 | divine champagne popper | 7 |
| #399 | divine cracker | 3 |
| #324 | divine noisemaker | 22 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #821 | dollhive | 7 |
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| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #280 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #51 | double-ice gum | 7 |
| #266 | dragon snaps | 2 |
| #90 | dragonfish caviar | 2 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #92 | dubious peppermint | 4 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #937 | duct tape | 23 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #77 | duonoculars | 4 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #179 | dwarf bread | 27 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #372 | easter egg balloon | 57 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #101 | eel battery | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #265 | eggwater | 1 |
| #24 | elderly jawbreaker | 21 |
| #139 | eldritch dough | 3 |
| #74 | electric crutch | 3 |
| #453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #723 | elven limbos gingerbread | 17 |
| #478 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #817 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #748 | elven suicide capsule | 24 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
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| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 49 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #126 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 2 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #162 | facehugging alien | 4 |
| #341 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
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| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #264 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
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| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
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| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
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| #115 | fat bottom quark | 19 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #811 | felt | 11 |
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| #528 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
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| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #779 | fire | 6 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #219 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #150 | fish juice box | 2 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #370 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
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| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
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| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #271 | flour cookie | 1 |
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| #41 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
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| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
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| #287 | forest tears | 2 |
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| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #29 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #311 | frigid fudgepuck | 10 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #368 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
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| #1036 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #176 | fruitfilm | 2 |
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| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #673 | fudgecule | 614 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
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| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #125 | fuzzy busby | 26 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #47 | fuzzy earmuffs | 59 |
| #99 | fuzzy montera | 28 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
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| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #81 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #253 | ghost of a necklace | 16 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
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| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #110 | giant discarded bottlecap | 43 |
| #96 | giant discarded plastic fork | 74 |
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| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #37 | giant needle | 3,667 |
| #547 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
| #72 | giant spider leg | 3 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1002 | gingerbread bugbear | 21 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #57 | gingham blouse | 5 |
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| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
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| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #183 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #219 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #115 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 8 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #162 | goblin water | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #151 | gold star | 8 |
| #172 | gold wedding ring | 55 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #323 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #311 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #408 | goth kid t-shirt | 10 |
| #118 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #231 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #509 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #72 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #201 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #356 | green gummi ingot | 92 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #232 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #337 | gremlin juice | 5 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #989 | grue egg | 27 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #219 | grungy flannel shirt | 3 |
| #156 | guard turtle shell | 17 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
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| #140 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #176 | gummi snake | 2 |
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| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #320 | half-orchid | 3 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #1046 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #1160 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #749 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #329 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #66 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #604 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #36 | heather graham cracker | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #532 | hellseal claw | 2 |
| #497 | hellseal whisker | 3 |
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| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
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| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #84 | nurse's hat | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #284 | obsidian dagger | 52 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
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| #65 | oily paste | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
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| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #411 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #52 | orc paste | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
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| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
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| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
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| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
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| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #75 | pants of the Slug Lord | 42 |
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| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
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| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #651 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #86 | pawn cookie | 5 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #476 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #361 | pearidot | 17 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
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| #172 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #56 | personal graffiti kit | 1 |
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| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #791 | personalized coffee mug | 14 |
| #855 | pet rock | 9 |
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| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #17 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #116 | physiostim pill | 12 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #23 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
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| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #174 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
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| #38 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom | 12 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #49 | pointy red hat | 9 |
| #234 | polka-dot bow tie | 2 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #156 | pool of liquid metal | 2 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
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| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #241 | portable corkscrew | 25 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #122 | poutine | 81 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #62 | powdered toad horn | 5 |
| #150 | powdered wig | 3 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #391 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #114 | protein paste | 2 |
| #120 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
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| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #262 | pumpkinhead mask | 29 |
| #58 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #365 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #177 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #125 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #459 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #592 | radium-flavored potato chips | 49 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #57 | rat head balloon | 2 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #103 | ravenous eye | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| #57 | red coin | 1 |
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| #195 | red money bag | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #545 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #198 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #313 | ribbon candy | 2 |
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| #830 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
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| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #428 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 7 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #905 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #333 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #1655 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #248 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
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| #65 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
| #336 | rusty chain necklace | 8 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
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| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #131 | salt water taffy | 2 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #279 | sawblade shield | 11 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #310 | scented massage oil | 5 |
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| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
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| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
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| #133 | scrumptious ice ant | 2 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
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| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #126 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
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| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #235 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #54 | shaker of dry rub | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #326 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #15 | shiny butcherknife | 105 |
| #572 | shiny ring | 45 |
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| #65 | shock belt | 3 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #61 | silver shrimp fork | 32 |
| #171 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #92 | sizzling seal fat | 4 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #243 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #337 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
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| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #236 | slick fish meat | 1 |
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| #471 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 2 |
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| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #270 | slow jam collection | 16 |
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| #202 | small leather glove | 5 |
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| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
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| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #761 | snake | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
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| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #174 | soap knife | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #116 | solid gold bowling ball | 151 |
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| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #217 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #84 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
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| #762 | sparkler | 5 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #895 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #1141 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
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| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
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| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
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| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
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| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
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| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #68 | tobiko pocky | 2 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
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| #1009 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #161 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
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| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
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| #54 | towel | 148 |
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| #270 | toy hoverpad | 68 |
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| #642 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #902 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
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| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
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| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
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| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
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| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #130 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #203 | universal biscuit | 1 |
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| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
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| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #362 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #783 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #155 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #67 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
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| #62 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
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| #49 | viral video | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
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| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
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| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #79 | wasabi pocky | 2 |
| #76 | wasabi-infused sake | 2 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
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| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
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| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #483 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
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| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
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| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
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| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
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| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
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| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #629 | yellow candy heart | 26 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #353 | yellow gummi ingot | 92 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #383 | yo | 25 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
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