| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #203 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #53 | bone chips | 619 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #97 | festive sausage | 26 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #95 | holiday cheese log | 25 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #455 | paperclip | 99 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #181 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 10 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #331 | strange cube | 4 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |