| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #679 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #19 | Sugar Cog | 124 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #372 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #569 | broken skull | 21 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1037 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #354 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #113 | displaced fish | 92 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #88 | dragonfish caviar | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #141 | dull fish scale | 52 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #759 | fancy dress ball | 14 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #524 | fish-liver oil | 3 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #244 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2250 | golden ring | 26 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #576 | gray bow tie | 11 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #566 | herringcello | 28 |
| #882 | iGoogly | 12 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1041 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #916 | monomolecular yo-yo | 30 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #241 | mylar scout drone | 20 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #258 | paperclip | 187 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #202 | portable photocopier | 34 |
| #358 | possessed top | 15 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1309 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #194 | soggy seed packet | 3 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed gray blob | 31 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #713 | tiny plastic beanbat | 10 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #578 | tiny plastic demoninja | 12 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #363 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #404 | unstable DNA | 128 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #179 | volcanic ash | 37 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |