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Arties Son

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1851	Angry Farmer candy	3
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#24	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#2306	CRIMBCO scrip	2
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#148	CSA all-purpose soap	3
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#195	CSA cheerfulness ration	4
#193	CSA discount card	3
#378	CSA fire-starting kit	4
#171	CSA obedience grenade	3
#183	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#540	Chroner	2
#14	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#169	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1453	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1153	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1172	Crimbo fudge	3
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#75	Crimbo paste	1
#1172	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#532	Crimbo salad	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#193	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#3109	Crimbuck	2
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#68	Cursed Punch	2
#347	D roll	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#235	Divine	2
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#5	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
🥇	Essence of Annoyance	1
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#68	Fog Murderer	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#152	GOTO	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#236	Game Grid token	2
#169	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#994	Go-Wassail	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#156	Green Manalishi	2
#116	Groll doll	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#511	Hell ramen	2
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#999	Instant Karma	2
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#1036	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#177	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#192	Knob nuts	2
#217	Knob pasty	2
#569	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#255	Lars the Cyberian	2
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#216	MSG	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#22	Manual of Numberology	1
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#89	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#58	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#287	Milk Studs	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#118	Necbro wafers	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#177	Piddles	2
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#193	Polka Pop	1
#174	Polysniff Perfume	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#143	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#70	Schrödinger's thermos	501
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#973	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#153	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#5	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#90	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#325	Swizzler	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#779	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#829	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#90	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	209
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#473	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#86	The Lost Glasses	1
#34	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#101	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#78	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#166	Wax Flask	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#53	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#219	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#278	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#616	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#208	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#330	accidental cider	3
#132	accord ion	1
#71	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#205	actual reality goggles	2
#165	adder	3
#652	adder bladder	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#284	alien drugs	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#97	alien hologram projector	1
#109	alien protein powder	1
#202	alien source code printout	1
#567	all-purpose cleaner	3
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#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#110	wasabi-infused sake	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#191	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#40	wax banana	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#126	whimpering willow bark	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#23	white earbuds	1
#1105	white lightning	1
#114	white page	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#86	white wine	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#58	wine-soaked bone chips	16
#94	wings of fire	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#1079	wolf mask	2
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#411	worn tophat	2
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#104	your own black heart	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 6,571 items total!

what items are this player missing?