Museum :: I said therefore

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#21	4-dimensional fez	15
#21	A. W. O. L. commendation	158
#81	Ancient Protector Soda	8
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#30	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	18
#31	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	19
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#17	BGE pocket calendar	22
#29	BGE shotglass	114
#22	BGE temporary tattoo	26
#29	BGE tiny plastic toy	22
#22	BOOterfinger	21
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#11	Batfellow comic	20
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#30	Big Punk	14
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#443	Blood Light	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#54	Bruno's blessing of Mars	8
#41	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	12
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1704	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#182	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	28
#235	Crimbo salad	5
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#14	Crimbot battery	200
#2702	Crimbuck	8
#347	D roll	1
#6	DIY protonic accelerator kit	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#42	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#74	Fantasma en la Máquina	78
#30	Folder Holder	1
#248	Frat Army FGF	12
#54	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	9
#27	Friendliness Beverage	289
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#227	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#22	Go-Wassail	1,190
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#78	Hippy Army MPE	184
#120	How to Play Othello	3
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#91	Instant Karma	128
#576	Jack-in-the-box	9
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#53	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	96
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#91	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Microplushie: Bropane	297
#38	Microplushie: Dorkonide	80
#34	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	114
#47	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	48
#35	Microplushie: Gothochondria	194
#39	Microplushie: Hippylase	267
#30	Microplushie: Hipsterine	33
#31	Microplushie: Hobomosome	145
#33	Microplushie: Otakulone	312
#35	Microplushie: Raverdrine	164
#33	Microplushie: Sororitrate	230
#33	Moonds	15
#112	NPZR chemistry set	56
#37	New Zealand iced tea	280
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#29	Othello's handkerchief	6
#73	Othello's military jacket	2
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
🥇	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate	1
#94	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	12
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#153	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#129	Red Pill	3
#20	Roman sadnals	17
#81	Rompedores de Fantasmas	68
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#521	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#90	Sogg-Os	5
🥉	Source terminal DRAM chip	8
#100	Star Spawn	1
#17	Strix stix	150
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#45	Swizzler	452
#65	TI-9000 calculator	54
#28	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	828
#22	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	846
#20	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	860
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#338	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#509	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#134	Thwaitgold bee statuette	10
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#89	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	13
#530	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#673	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#2348	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1271	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#30	Twelve Night Energy	33
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#93	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	154
#82	Wet Russian	4
#32	Yorick	1
#75	Z-Bone steak	46
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#552	adorable seal larva	5
#37	alien drugs	88
#104	alien source code printout	3
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#632	anniversary gift box	6
#4	augmented-reality shades	200
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#1209	baby killer bee	4
#1308	baconstone	5
#29	banjo kazoo mount	10
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#351	barrrnacle	45
#4	basking robin	1
#667	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#619	belemnite fossil	5
#90	big slimy cyst	2
#153	birdbone corset	1
#349	bite-me-red lipstick	37
#45	black spot	19
#138	blank diary	1
🥇	blank note	1
#16	blind-packed capsule toy	1,003
#89	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	178
#30	blob of Alphredo™	12
#17	blue grass	124
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#166	bottle of Blank-Out	100
#74	bottle of bubbles	154
#387	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#87	bottled day	3
#28	bowl of Jeal-O	377
#47	box of bear arms	1
#6720	box of sunshine	2
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#93	bread line	6
#214	breaded beer	3
#33	brine	345
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#307	bunny liver	23
#746	burst hellseal brain	2
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#167	can of Binarrrca	66
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#214	can of V-11	2
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#144	candy cigarette	12
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#130	cold hi mein	5
#141	cold seal sweat	25
#254	comfy pillow	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#459	cookie cookie	2
#201	cool mushroom wine	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#670	corrupted data	3
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#51	cream of pointy mushroom soup	6
#175	crumbling rat skull	3
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#14	decanter of fine Scotch	22
#83	delectable catalyst	10
#34	delicious star salad	4
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#118	depleted uranium seal figurine	6
#98	designer handbag	23
#21	dill	855
#39	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	35
#44	disco horoscope (Aries)	32
#40	disco horoscope (Cancer)	35
#35	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	38
#33	disco horoscope (Gemini)	37
#32	disco horoscope (Leo)	40
#26	disco horoscope (Libra)	51
#44	disco horoscope (Pisces)	30
#36	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	38
#26	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	47
#20	disco horoscope (Taurus)	49
#32	disco horoscope (Virgo)	40
#31	discocktail	249
#51	dog ointment	5
#277	doll house	20
#425	dollhive	20
#23	droll monocle	42
#14	drop of water-37	2,000
#367	drum of pomade	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#79	dumb mud	3
#1937	easter egg balloon	11
#505	effluvious emerald	1
#17	eldritch effluvium	14,110
#12	eldritch ichor	2,598
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1667	elven cellocello	10
#780	enchanted leopard-print barbell	8
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#13	expensive cigar	21
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#275	extremely skinny jeans	2
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#4	fancy beef jerky	23
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#301	fiery wing	7
#407	figurine of a cold seal	14
#95	figurine of a slippery seal	19
#297	figurine of a stinking seal	7
#276	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
#48	fishy pipe	1
#4	fitness wristband	200
#370	flaming mushroom	7
#323	flaming mushroom wine	1
#78	flask flops	17
#263	flask of tainted mining oil	7
#59	flat cider	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#858	floaty sand	3
#64	foetid seal tear	65
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#181	fossilized baboon skull	4
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#215	fossilized limb	50
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#408	fossilized spike	9
#212	fossilized spine	9
#269	fossilized torso	20
#290	fossilized wing	12
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#149	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	3
#334	friendly cheez blob	7
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#197	frigid fudgepuck	20
#154	frigid mote	5
#222	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#465	frozen banquet	4
#276	frozen mushroom	9
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#16	future drug: Coolscaline	125
#18	future drug: Muscularactum	128
#23	future drug: Smartinex	105
#30	ghost cucumber	849
#209	ghost protocol	3
#364	ghostly body paint	9
#243	giant marshmallow	1
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#9	gladiator tunica	61
#29	glass of herbal tequila	88
#1210	gloomy black mushroom	2
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#70	goblin water	10
#17	gold tooth	30
#73	gourmet gourami oil	15
#15	government cheese	289
#9	government-issued night-vision goggles	53
🥉	green face paint	1
#726	green gummi ingot	15
#61	grip key	3
#17	gun cleaning kit	23
#1648	hamethyst	3
#44	hamlet sandwich	328
#479	handful of confetti	84
#35	handful of crafty noodles	11
#210	handful of numbers	2
#30	hawk	73
#60	headless sparrow	46
#37	heavy crown	85
#204	hellseal claw	147
#160	hellseal whisker	150
#61	hemp candy necklace	7
#1622	herringcello	9
#38	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#112	hideous egg	22
#18	high-energy mining laser	70
#5	hopeful candle	1
#115	hot egg	2
#9	huge bowl of candy	375
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#68	impure gasoline	47
#151	ingot of seal-iron	1
#304	interesting-looking twig	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#8	invisible potion	108
#16	iron chain	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#66	java cookie	8
#56	jerky coins	457
#146	jive turkey leg	14
#31	kitten burglar	1
#36	kiwi beak	32
#201	leather bookmark	1
#150	legitimate business on the beach	20
#626	licorice garrote	4
#95	liquid ice	6
#836	live wire	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#256	macaroni duck	8
#15	madius	19
#325	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	5
#340	magical pony: Pearjack	4
#319	magical pony: Rosey Cake	5
#491	magical pony: Shutterfly	2
#480	magical pony: Uniquity	2
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#70	mangled squirrel	39
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#695	meat from yesterday	1
#40	miniature life preserver	2
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#40	molten brick	251
#803	motivational poster	4
#73	mysterious chest	1
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#25	nastygeist	118
#101	neoprene skullcap	2
#16	non-aged vinegar	155
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#679	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#63	obnoxious riddle	5
#154	oily golden mushroom	3
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#19	outlaw bandana	40
#183	overloaded micro-reactor	3
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#319	pack of KWE trading card	10
#93	pack of pogs	195
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#14	pair of government shades	58
#370	paperclip	120
#88	paranormal ricotta	6
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#1339	penguin focaccia bread	13
#213	perl necklace	3
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#435	petit 4.1	3
#192	petit fortran	4
#332	phish stick	3
#750	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#104	pie man was not meant to eat	31
#19	pine cone	1
#169	pitted sheet metal	3
#110	plaid cowboy hat	2
#756	plastic passion fruit	1
#56	pocket ace	8
#94	poisonous caviar	9
#79	pool torpedo	63
#4	porcelain candy dish	726
#1049	pork elf goodies sack	4
#233	porquoise	30
#116	portable photocopier	55
#21	portable table	56
#15	powdered candy sushi set	47
#421	press-on ribs	10
#2040	pretty flower	1
#73	pteruges	1
#303	quantum taco	88
#229	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	5
#24	rack of dinosaur ribs	21
#21	radiation-resistant helmet	64
#18	radiator heater shield	16
#50	rat carcass	58
#136	rattler rattle	6
#108	red ale	6
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#729	red gummi ingot	14
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#5	rocket fuel	64
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#88	rusted-out shootin' iron	3
#13	salt wages	465
#551	sandwich of the gods	13
#115	sane hatrack	1
#150	scintillating powder	1
#33	scotch on the rocks	21
🥇	seal medal	1
#476	seal-blubber candle	1
#16	servo-assisted exo-pants	72
#34	shot of mescal	81
#494	shredded hellseal hide	6
#19	silent E	4
#31	silent G	2
#191	silent M	1
#80	silent P	7
#82	silent W	2
#38	silent pea shooter	33
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#505	six pack of Mountain Stream	5
#111	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	2
#13	sleeve deuce	603
#126	slime convention swag bag	5
#813	slow jam collection	4
#5	smart watch	200
#52	smiling rat	6
#18	snow machine	1
#19	software bug	1
#48	solid shifting time weirdness	2
#307	sorority brain	3
#206	soy cordial	3
#51	space beast fur	11
#11	space junk	366
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#239	sparking robo-battery	1
#350	spectre scepter	89
🥈	spirit bell	1
#13	spirit blanket	26
#15	spirit gum	282
#16	spirit mattress	23
#17	spirit pillow	20
#16	spirit sheet	18
#311	sponge cake	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#86	spooky hi mein	12
#115	spooky lasso	8
#78	spoonful of Linguine-Os	7
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#809	squirming egg sac	4
#362	stained mattress	3
#105	stapler bear	1
#183	steamy ruby	8
#101	still-beating spleen	7
#47	stinking agaricus	1
#171	stinky mushroom	14
🥇	stop shield	1
#167	strange cube	10
#71	strange helix fossil	1
#39	stray chihuahua	34
#514	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	87
#1347	stuffed Cheshire bitten	37
#1349	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	38
#526	stuffed Meat	90
#1475	stuffed angry cow	34
#1226	stuffed astral badger	42
#1288	stuffed baby gravy fairy	40
#1061	stuffed cocoabo	45
#242	stuffed crazy bastard sword	32
#1431	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	36
#1335	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	39
#1246	stuffed hand turkey	41
#930	stuffed key	52
#382	stuffed martini	24
#1153	stuffed mind flayer	45
#584	stuffed mink	82
#547	stuffed monocle	89
#1169	stuffed scary death orb	44
#1192	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	42
#1386	stuffed snowy owl	36
#1370	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	38
#128	stuffed spooky mushroom	58
#1410	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	36
#551	stuffed teddy butler	86
#569	stuffed tin of caviar	83
#719	stuffed treasure chest	77
#1066	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	47
#187	sturdy Crimbo crate	100
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#407	sucker scaffold	20
#278	sucker tachi	1
#41	super-absorbent tarp	4
#343	superheated fudge	10
#736	sweet mochi ball	6
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#189	tainted seal's blood	1
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#72	tangled mass of creepy pasta	7
#42	tarnished bottlecap	101
#1964	teddy borg	1
#29	temporary teardrop tattoo	22
#14	throwing candy	136
#1442	throwing wrench	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2178	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1763	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#2097	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#1176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2197	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2050	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#3998	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2040	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#88	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2170	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2810	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2792	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1459	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#1471	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#3961	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2775	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2795	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2120	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#1770	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1030	tiny plastic Spam Witch	7
#2139	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2060	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1073	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#2760	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#3305	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#1241	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
#2793	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1743	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#2559	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#3941	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#2164	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6191	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2200	tiny plastic blooper	3
#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#1449	tiny plastic briefcase bat	5
#2859	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#2834	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2154	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#1779	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#952	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1740	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1487	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#2185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#4888	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#3331	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#2530	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#3948	tiny plastic grue	4
#1721	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3311	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#4799	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#1064	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#4881	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1467	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#6166	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1767	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#3304	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1781	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2173	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1738	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#1723	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#2564	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2238	tiny plastic stab bat	8
#2237	tiny plastic star starfish	8
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1488	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#1727	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#1240	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#25	twitching space egg	1
#9	twitching trigger finger	7
#94	unearthed potsherd	47
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#19	unquiet spirits	113
#22	unsanitized scalpel	14
#258	untamable turtle	8
#62	unused soap	47
#452	unusual disco ball	6
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#1165	useless powder	25
#48	vampire glitter	11
#154	vampire pearl	3
#19	vampire pellet	19
#28	vinegar	852
#68	viral DNA	51
#144	volcanic ash	51
#263	warbear battery	10
#111	warbear bearserker mead	4
#204	warbear bearserker potion	3
#187	warbear beeping telegram	7
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#136	warbear feasting bread	4
#125	warbear foil hat	2
#166	warbear gyro	1
#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#150	warbear liquid overcoat	10
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#152	warbear wardance potion	10
#631	warm mushroom	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#14	wax banana	3
#58	wet venom duct	7
#26	whiskey in a broken glass	97
#190	wine-soaked bone chips	5
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#202	wumpus hair	9
#803	yellow gummi ingot	10
#13	yellow puck	1

Wow, that's 45,354 items total!

what items are this player missing?