| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #489 | Amulet of Yendor | 42 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #219 | Bonerdagon necklace | 46 |
| #222 | Boss Bat bling | 15 |
| #827 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #608 | CRIMBCO mug | 18 |
| #412 | CRIMBCO scrip | 720 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #102 | Game Grid ticket | 116 |
| #263 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #772 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 35 |
| #521 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 48 |
| #384 | NPZR chemistry set | 9 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #127 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #569 | bag of airline peanuts | 51 |
| #277 | bath ball gift set | 18 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #450 | black candy heart | 15 |
| #531 | black-and-blue light | 50 |
| #521 | blue plasma ball | 51 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #637 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #585 | cheap studded belt | 24 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #572 | clown hammer | 48 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #293 | cymbal syrup | 34 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #470 | defective skull | 47 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #251 | empty agua de vida bottle | 838 |
| #517 | encoder ring | 28 |
| #349 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 84 |
| #693 | fake fake vomit | 43 |
| #614 | fake hand | 44 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #508 | flavored foot massage oil | 45 |
| #502 | foam dart | 46 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #464 | giant pinky ring | 32 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1013 | hobo nickel | 29 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | jazz soap | 60 |
| #687 | joybuzzer | 41 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #592 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 49 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #284 | mood ring | 38 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #408 | personal massager | 36 |
| #616 | personalized coffee mug | 49 |
| #536 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 47 |
| #669 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 43 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #238 | sand dollar | 31 |
| #314 | shiny ring | 79 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #44 | slime convention pin | 5 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #246 | slow jam collection | 18 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | spectre scepter | 55 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #540 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 34 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #2652 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #1113 | useless powder | 30 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #680 | whoopie cushion | 45 |
| #681 | wind-up chattering teeth | 43 |
| #433 | x-ray specs | 48 |
| #606 | yellow snowcone | 55 |