#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 34 |
#236 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 11 |
#386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
#759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
#501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
#167 | Blood Light | 26 |
#422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
#624 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
#226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#299 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 24 |
#465 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
#326 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 17 |
#1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
#1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
#190 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
#283 | Elfin shortbread | 3 |
#519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
#786 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
#194 | Instant Karma | 54 |
#674 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 40 |
#269 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 5 |
#56 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 28 |
#72 | PB&BP | 2 |
#245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#241 | The Cooler Out of Space | 11 |
#776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
#668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#426 | Typical Tavern swill | 8 |
#611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
#599 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 12 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
#1349 | badass belt | 41 |
#57 | badass pie | 6 |
#363 | bag of bones | 3 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#463 | big rock | 1 |
#584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
#180 | bite-me-red lipstick | 114 |
#2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#586 | black plastic oyster egg | 8 |
#2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#214 | black striped oyster egg | 22 |
#2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
#119 | booze-soaked cherry | 4 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#112 | bottle of Blank-Out | 151 |
#318 | bottle of fire | 10 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
#152 | breaded beer | 4 |
#696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
#353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
#1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
#289 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
#220 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 10 |
#157 | club sandwich | 1 |
#681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#128 | corned-beef Reuben | 26 |
#572 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
#595 | corpsedriver | 8 |
#783 | corpsetini | 6 |
#64 | correction fluid | 33 |
#197 | corrupted data | 106 |
#46 | cranberry schnapps | 8 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
#920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
#86 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
#69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
#328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
#1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
#242 | drum of pomade | 5 |
#1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
#187 | elven hardtack | 19 |
#197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
#253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
#95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
#332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
#137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
#276 | fiery wing | 10 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#85 | fossilized baboon skull | 8 |
#331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
#564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#255 | fossilized torso | 22 |
#527 | fossilized wing | 4 |
#280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
#265 | frozen banquet | 9 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#144 | fudge spork | 2 |
#40 | gearbox necklace | 15 |
#75 | ghost trap | 26 |
#140 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 5 |
#65 | glowing red eye | 374 |
#1612 | grue egg | 15 |
#735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
#135 | guy made of bee pollen | 24 |
#188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
#546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
#292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
#603 | jerky coins | 26 |
#599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
#552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
#730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
#421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
#192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#99 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
#412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
#931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
#1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
#869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
#54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
#319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
#1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#186 | off-white striped oyster egg | 15 |
#2437 | oozenog | 1 |
#392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
#105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
#404 | papaya slung | 3 |
#923 | paperclip | 9 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#778 | petrified wood | 6 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#160 | pork elf goodies sack | 47 |
#37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#285 | press-on ribs | 26 |
#528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#247 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
#51 | red balloon | 14 |
#2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#252 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
#524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
#179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
#94 | silver shotgun shell | 5 |
#359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#188 | sorority brain | 8 |
#207 | soy cordial | 3 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
#1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
#242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
#1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#205 | strange cube | 9 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
#285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
#135 | unearthed potsherd | 32 |
#904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
#2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
#471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#599 | wind-up meatcar | 10 |
#719 | wolfman mask | 7 |
#167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
#233 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 11 |
#1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |