| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #171 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #33 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #70 | Let Me Be! | 12 |
| #21 | Maxing, Relaxing | 21 |
| #456 | Monstar energy beverage | 4 |
| #156 | Nuclear Blastball | 10 |
| #61 | Okee-Dokee soda | 14 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #32 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 6 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #36 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 16 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #54 | Tales from the Fireside | 10 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #224 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #129 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #195 | elven hardtack | 18 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #133 | fish juice box | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #142 | paint bomb | 4 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #104 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #376 | strange cube | 3 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #130 | willyweed | 9 |