| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #417 | Instant Karma | 14 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #528 | corrupted data | 11 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #593 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #135 | rusty hedge trimmers | 5 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #38 | rusty speargun | 4 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #250 | star key lime pie | 2 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |