Museum :: Lobster

Lobster

Rank	Item	Quantity
#115	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	15
#407	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#859	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#120	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#658	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#906	Angry Farmer candy	47
#154	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#82	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#172	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#470	BGE merchandise order form	8
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#331	BGE shotglass	23
#92	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#46	BRAINS shorts	32
#200	BRICKO eye brick	193
#45	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	49
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#152	Bit O' Ectoplasm	17
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
#24	Blood 'n' Plenty	27
#45	Blood Light	63
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#112	Bone's Farm "wine"	15
#831	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1035	CRIMBCO mug	8
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#862	Cold Hots candy	3
#116	Corpse Island iced tea	44
#617	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#359	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#371	Crimbo fudge	30
#326	Crimbo peppermint bark	38
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	25
#130	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#22	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	32
#28	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	19
#19	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	32
#16	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	37
#22	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	33
#135	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#138	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#174	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	22
#28	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	21
#164	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#26	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	20
#172	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	21
#22	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	24
#139	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#172	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	21
#143	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	10
#224	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	12
#17	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	35
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#3210	Crimbuck	1
#297	Daffy Taffy	109
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#778	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#70	Ecto-Cooler	14
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#39	Everlasting Deckswabber	26
🥇	French slippers	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#1046	Go-Wassail	1
#35	God Lobster Egg	1
#59	Good 'n' Slimy	4
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#170	Gummi-DNA	7
#310	Gummi-Gnauga	9
#18	Gummy Brains	48
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
#665	Hodgman's blanket	1
#4	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	18,815
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#541	Jack-in-the-box	10
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#65	Knob Goblin Mutagen	41
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#113	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#73	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	788
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#18	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	79
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#123	Microplushie: Bropane	105
#128	Microplushie: Dorkonide	34
#114	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	48
#99	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	28
#99	Microplushie: Gothochondria	96
#122	Microplushie: Hippylase	122
#88	Microplushie: Hipsterine	15
#105	Microplushie: Hobomosome	67
#107	Microplushie: Otakulone	147
#82	Microplushie: Raverdrine	95
#103	Microplushie: Sororitrate	109
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#140	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#500	Mr. Mediocrebar	106
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#67	Necbro wafers	11
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#33	Nightstalker perfume	66
#643	Now and Earlier	2
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
🥇	Orange Star of Sacrifice	298
#81	P.B.L.T.	42
#26	PB&BP	11
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	17
#184	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	8
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#134	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	10
#96	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	12
#105	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	11
#104	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	15
#253	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#261	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	21
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#102	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	15
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#14	Rattlin' Chains	57
#129	Red Pill	3
#14	Red Roger's reliquary	54
#760	Rock Pops	67
#96	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#699	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1607	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1085	Senior Mints	2
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#70	Shivering Chèvre	69
#109	Silver Bullet beer	22
#121	Skullery Maid's Knee	6
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#9	Sogg-Os	24
#48	Source terminal file: dram.ext	1
#563	Spooky Surprise Egg	13
#1058	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#177	Steal This Candy	12
#64	Stone Golem pebbles	30
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#158	Summer Nights	6
#53	Sweet Sword	9
#86	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	209
#79	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	232
#74	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	261
#410	Tales from the Fireside	3
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#70	Tears of the Quiet Healer	83
#30	The Art of Slapfighting	30
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#53	The Cooler Out of Space	50
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#32	The Six-Pack of Pain	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#5	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	106
#117	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	23
#35	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	10
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#9	Thwaitgold bee statuette	23
#201	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	4
#414	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#9	Thwaitgold bug statuette	29
#14	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	17
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#40	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	8
#37	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	31
#227	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	13
#144	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#216	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
#74	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	8
#201	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#259	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#122	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#98	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	23
🥈	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	31
#49	Thwaitgold spider statuette	24
#234	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	19
#1241	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#103	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#230	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#79	Travels with Jerry	9
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#475	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#58	Vial of jus de larmes	3
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#374	Wint-O-Fresh mint	35
#82	Wolfman Nardz	22
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#53	Xiblaxian 5D printer	2
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#999	Yummy Tummy bean	163
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#651	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#81	abandoned candy	28
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1556	adorable seal larva	1
#222	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#64	alien protein powder	3
#149	alien source code printout	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#302	alphabet gum	5
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#127	ammonite fossil	48
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#62	asbestos crossbow string	5
#48	asbestos stick	7
#55	asbestos sword hilt	7
#1078	asparagus knife	1
#241	bacon bath ball	4
#501	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#1592	ball	2
#250	banana supersucker	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#60	bananagate	97
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#669	bath ball gift set	7
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#126	bed of coals	6
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#428	beholed bedsheet	2
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#102	belemnite fossil	54
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#89	bite-me-red lipstick	192
#510	black eyedrops	1
#46	black paisley oyster egg	79
#586	black plastic oyster egg	8
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#72	black spot	11
#1901	black striped oyster egg	2
#143	black-and-blue light	432
#138	blank diary	1
#156	blank fudge mold	3
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#258	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	30
#156	blob of acid	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#772	blood flower	7
#391	blue glowstick	4
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#199	blue plasma ball	325
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#183	blue polka-dot oyster egg	19
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#167	blueberry-frosted king cake	9
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#703	bone chips	10
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#121	booby trap	1
#19	boot knife	28
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#115	bottle of Red-Out	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#410	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#45	bowl of fishysoisse	13
#152	breaded beer	4
#27	brigand brittle	1,054
#37	broken beer bottle	4
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#308	buckyball	16
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#156	bull blubber	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#422	burst hellseal brain	10
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#248	can of Binarrrca	42
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#153	can of V-11	3
#132	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#957	can of spinach	1
#30	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	194
#199	candied kobold	16
#35	candied yams	201
#244	candy brain	15
#1262	candy cane	26
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#16	candy knife	27
#668	candy knuckles	4
#113	candy skeleton	10
#381	candy stake	15
#94	canteen of wine	201
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#804	cement sandals	1
#100	censored can label	2
#228	chainsaw chain	2
#73	cheap clip-on ninja tie	7
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#118	cheap studded belt	491
#41	children of the candy corn	19
#504	chocolate bath ball	1
#381	chocolate cigar	4
#209	chocolate filthy lucre	30
#82	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	25
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#37	chrome crossbow string	10
#67	chrome stick	4
#63	chrome sword hilt	4
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#155	clove-flavored lip balm	2
#302	club necklace	20
#17	club sandwich	32
#236	comfy coffin	5
#55	concentrated garbage juice	11
#235	confusing LED clock	2
#124	conjured ice cream	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#564	cookie cookie	1
#111	corncob pipe	13
#46	corned-beef Reuben	90
#73	corpse on the beach	57
#10	corpsebite	38
#95	corpsedriver	46
#58	corpsetini	63
#668	corrupted data	3
#131	cranberry schnapps	4
#137	crappy brain	34
#20	crate of firebombs	120
#272	cup of infinite pencils	5
#50	cursed scrunchie	23
#105	cyborg doll	16
#841	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#83	deadly lampshade	10
#358	decaying goldfish liver	11
#100	decent brain	116
#1604	delicious salad	3
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#861	dense meat stack	8
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#449	designer handbag	6
🥇	detour shield	1
#205	diamond necklace	24
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
🥉	dirty bottlecap	8
#5	discarded button	9
#65	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	22
#102	disco horoscope (Aries)	13
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#120	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	11
#72	disco horoscope (Gemini)	18
#64	disco horoscope (Leo)	22
#53	disco horoscope (Libra)	25
#111	disco horoscope (Pisces)	12
#102	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	14
#118	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	11
#75	disco horoscope (Taurus)	18
#64	disco horoscope (Virgo)	21
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#240	droll monocle	1
#40	drum of pomade	27
🥉	duct tape wallet	1,390
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#34	ectoplasm au jus	51
#993	eggnog	14
#169	eldritch dough	1
#487	electrical thingamabob	2
#248	elven limbos gingerbread	54
#735	elven cellocello	25
#59	elven moonshine	129
#378	elven socks	12
#190	elven suicide capsule	47
#131	embezzler's oil	1
#62	enchanted muesli	62
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#741	extra-greasy slider	1
#59	extra-see-thru nightie	10
#78	extremely skinny jeans	11
#366	eyepatch	17
#762	fake blood	1
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#161	fancy canapés	3
#157	fancy chocolate	16
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#1784	fancy dress ball	3
#1077	felt	8
#215	festive holiday hat	19
#350	festive sausage	6
#7	filet of The Fish	28
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#117	filthy armor	1
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#75	fireclutch	37
#78	flamin' bindle	7
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#45	flask of port	3
#72	flavored foot massage oil	719
#171	flayed mind	3
#36	fluid of fudge-finding	11
#91	foam dart	630
#494	foam noodle	1
#429	foie gras	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#379	fossilized baboon skull	1
#331	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#771	fossilized limb	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#703	fossilized spike	1
#564	fossilized spine	1
#714	fossilized torso	1
#699	fossilized wing	1
#372	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#107	frayed rope belt	12
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#31	freezin' bindle	11
#801	friendly cheez blob	3
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#136	frigid fudgepuck	33
#198	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#708	frozen banquet	1
#971	fruitcake	20
#140	fruitfilm	4
#185	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#187	fudge bunny	3
#100	fudge cube	3
#188	fudge lily	34
#107	fudge spork	3
#1301	fudgecule	8
#217	fudgesicle	1
#322	funhouse mirror	1
#96	gamer slurry	6
#196	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#381	gator skin	11
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#144	ghost protocol	5
#380	ghost trap	1
#302	ghostly body paint	13
#56	giant glass of brandy	8
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#73	giant green gummi ingot	9
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#75	giant red gummi ingot	7
#77	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#91	giant tube of black lipstick	102
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#75	giant yellow gummi ingot	5
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#714	gingerbread bugbear	32
#324	gingerbread horror	16
#309	gingerbread house	2
#2815	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#110	gingerbread robot	6
#69	glass of gnat milk	45
#54	glass of warm milk	51
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#6	glowing El Vibrato drone	6
#34	goblin water	22
#29	gold toothbrush	175
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#693	golden ring	40
#37	good brain	1,638
#1547	googly eye	5
#261	government cheese	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#83	gray bow tie	59
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#291	green gummi ingot	116
#841	green snowcone	1
#122	grey cube	1
#51	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#193	guard turtle shell	12
#26	gummi ammonite	10
#51	gummi belemnite	5
#36	gummi trilobite	8
#442	gyroscope	6
#395	handful of numbers	1
#118	handyman "hand soap"	1
#187	heart necklace	28
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#975	heart of the volcano	5
#234	hellseal claw	119
#195	hellseal whisker	114
#22	herbal stuffing	197
#479	herringcello	30
#491	hideous egg	3
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#205	holistic headache remedy	1
#25	holly-flavored Hob-O	44
#173	hot watered rum	1
#4	humming El Vibrato drone	10
#1217	iGoogly	5
#759	immense cyborg hand	6
#384	incense bath ball	2
#574	inflatable duck	1
#4	interesting clod of dirt	8
#453	intriguing puzzle box	1
#419	invisible bag	2
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#40	janglin' bones	137
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#693	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#353	jawbruiser	7
#1065	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#12	kamicorpse-ee	27
#565	killing feather	57
#39	knuckle sandwich	485
#165	kobold kibble	3
#52	kumquartz	104
#84	kumquartz ring	1
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