Museum :: Lobster

Lobster

Rank	Item	Quantity
#115	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	15
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#661	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#907	Angry Farmer candy	47
#156	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#82	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#172	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#47	Atomic Comic	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#470	BGE merchandise order form	8
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#331	BGE shotglass	23
#92	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#46	BRAINS shorts	32
#201	BRICKO eye brick	193
#46	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	49
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#153	Bit O' Ectoplasm	17
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#24	Blood 'n' Plenty	27
#46	Blood Light	63
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#112	Bone's Farm "wine"	15
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1033	CRIMBCO mug	8
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#865	Cold Hots candy	3
#116	Corpse Island iced tea	44
#619	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#361	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#372	Crimbo fudge	30
#327	Crimbo peppermint bark	38
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	25
#131	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#22	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	32
#28	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	19
#19	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	32
#16	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	37
#22	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	33
#135	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#138	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#174	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	22
#28	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	21
#164	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#26	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	20
#172	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	21
#22	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	24
#139	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#172	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	21
#143	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	10
#224	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	12
#17	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	35
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#299	Daffy Taffy	109
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#779	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#72	Ecto-Cooler	14
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#40	Everlasting Deckswabber	26
🥇	French slippers	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#32	God Lobster Egg	1
#60	Good 'n' Slimy	4
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#170	Gummi-DNA	7
#313	Gummi-Gnauga	9
#18	Gummy Brains	48
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#4	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	18,815
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#541	Jack-in-the-box	10
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#65	Knob Goblin Mutagen	41
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#384	Let Me Be!	4
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#74	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	788
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#18	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	79
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#125	Microplushie: Bropane	105
#130	Microplushie: Dorkonide	34
#118	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	48
#100	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	28
#103	Microplushie: Gothochondria	96
#124	Microplushie: Hippylase	122
#89	Microplushie: Hipsterine	15
#107	Microplushie: Hobomosome	67
#108	Microplushie: Otakulone	147
#83	Microplushie: Raverdrine	95
#106	Microplushie: Sororitrate	109
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#501	Mr. Mediocrebar	106
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#67	Necbro wafers	11
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#33	Nightstalker perfume	66
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
🥇	Orange Star of Sacrifice	298
#83	P.B.L.T.	42
#26	PB&BP	11
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	17
#185	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	8
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#135	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	10
#96	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	12
#105	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	11
#104	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	15
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	21
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#102	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	15
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#14	Rattlin' Chains	57
#128	Red Pill	3
#15	Red Roger's reliquary	54
#761	Rock Pops	67
#97	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1088	Senior Mints	2
#152	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#70	Shivering Chèvre	69
#111	Silver Bullet beer	22
#121	Skullery Maid's Knee	6
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#10	Sogg-Os	24
#48	Source terminal file: dram.ext	1
#563	Spooky Surprise Egg	13
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#178	Steal This Candy	12
#64	Stone Golem pebbles	30
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#159	Summer Nights	6
#54	Sweet Sword	9
#87	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	209
#80	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	232
#74	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	261
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#70	Tears of the Quiet Healer	83
#30	The Art of Slapfighting	30
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#53	The Cooler Out of Space	50
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#32	The Six-Pack of Pain	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#5	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	106
#120	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	23
#36	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	10
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#9	Thwaitgold bee statuette	23
#206	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	4
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#9	Thwaitgold bug statuette	29
#14	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	17
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#40	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	8
#39	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	31
#230	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	13
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#219	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
#74	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	8
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#266	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#97	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	23
🥈	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	31
#49	Thwaitgold spider statuette	24
#234	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	19
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#104	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#81	Travels with Jerry	9
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#473	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#59	Vial of jus de larmes	3
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#378	Wint-O-Fresh mint	35
#82	Wolfman Nardz	22
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#53	Xiblaxian 5D printer	2
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#999	Yummy Tummy bean	163
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#82	abandoned candy	28
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#64	alien protein powder	3
#149	alien source code printout	2
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#305	alphabet gum	5
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#127	ammonite fossil	48
#416	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#63	asbestos crossbow string	5
#54	asbestos stick	7
#58	asbestos sword hilt	7
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#1592	ball	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#60	bananagate	97
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#670	bath ball gift set	7
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#126	bed of coals	6
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#102	belemnite fossil	54
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#89	bite-me-red lipstick	192
#510	black eyedrops	1
#46	black paisley oyster egg	79
#586	black plastic oyster egg	8
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#75	black spot	11
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#145	black-and-blue light	432
#138	blank diary	1
#158	blank fudge mold	3
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#258	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	30
#158	blob of acid	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#772	blood flower	7
#391	blue glowstick	4
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#199	blue plasma ball	325
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#183	blue polka-dot oyster egg	19
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#167	blueberry-frosted king cake	9
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#701	bone chips	10
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#121	booby trap	1
#20	boot knife	28
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#116	bottle of Red-Out	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#45	bowl of fishysoisse	13
#152	breaded beer	4
#28	brigand brittle	1,054
#38	broken beer bottle	4
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#309	buckyball	16
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#157	bull blubber	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#425	burst hellseal brain	10
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#251	can of Binarrrca	42
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#155	can of V-11	3
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#957	can of spinach	1
#30	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	194
#201	candied kobold	16
#35	candied yams	201
#246	candy brain	15
#1264	candy cane	26
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#16	candy knife	27
#667	candy knuckles	4
#112	candy skeleton	10
#385	candy stake	15
#94	canteen of wine	201
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#100	censored can label	2
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#73	cheap clip-on ninja tie	7
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#119	cheap studded belt	491
#41	children of the candy corn	19
#503	chocolate bath ball	1
#381	chocolate cigar	4
#211	chocolate filthy lucre	30
#81	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	25
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#40	chrome crossbow string	10
#69	chrome stick	4
#63	chrome sword hilt	4
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#156	clove-flavored lip balm	2
#304	club necklace	20
#17	club sandwich	32
#236	comfy coffin	5
#55	concentrated garbage juice	11
#235	confusing LED clock	2
#126	conjured ice cream	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#111	corncob pipe	13
#45	corned-beef Reuben	90
#74	corpse on the beach	57
#10	corpsebite	38
#96	corpsedriver	46
#59	corpsetini	63
#669	corrupted data	3
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#137	crappy brain	34
#20	crate of firebombs	120
#271	cup of infinite pencils	5
#50	cursed scrunchie	23
#104	cyborg doll	16
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#83	deadly lampshade	10
#357	decaying goldfish liver	11
#100	decent brain	116
#1604	delicious salad	3
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#865	dense meat stack	8
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#453	designer handbag	6
🥇	detour shield	1
#209	diamond necklace	24
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
🥉	dirty bottlecap	8
#5	discarded button	9
#65	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	22
#102	disco horoscope (Aries)	13
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#120	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	11
#72	disco horoscope (Gemini)	18
#64	disco horoscope (Leo)	22
#53	disco horoscope (Libra)	25
#111	disco horoscope (Pisces)	12
#102	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	14
#118	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	11
#75	disco horoscope (Taurus)	18
#64	disco horoscope (Virgo)	21
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#241	droll monocle	1
#40	drum of pomade	27
🥉	duct tape wallet	1,410
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#35	ectoplasm au jus	51
#992	eggnog	14
#171	eldritch dough	1
#489	electrical thingamabob	2
#247	elven limbos gingerbread	54
#737	elven cellocello	25
#59	elven moonshine	129
#378	elven socks	12
#190	elven suicide capsule	47
#132	embezzler's oil	1
#63	enchanted muesli	62
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#59	extra-see-thru nightie	10
#78	extremely skinny jeans	11
#368	eyepatch	17
#762	fake blood	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#161	fancy canapés	3
#158	fancy chocolate	16
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#1076	felt	8
#214	festive holiday hat	19
#348	festive sausage	6
#7	filet of The Fish	28
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#117	filthy armor	1
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#75	fireclutch	37
#79	flamin' bindle	7
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#45	flask of port	3
#72	flavored foot massage oil	719
#175	flayed mind	3
#36	fluid of fudge-finding	11
#91	foam dart	630
#497	foam noodle	1
#431	foie gras	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#768	fossilized limb	1
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#700	fossilized spike	1
#562	fossilized spine	1
#711	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#107	frayed rope belt	12
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#31	freezin' bindle	11
#808	friendly cheez blob	3
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#135	frigid fudgepuck	33
#199	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#971	fruitcake	20
#141	fruitfilm	4
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#187	fudge bunny	3
#100	fudge cube	3
#188	fudge lily	34
#108	fudge spork	3
#1305	fudgecule	8
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#96	gamer slurry	6
#197	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#383	gator skin	11
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#144	ghost protocol	5
#380	ghost trap	1
#303	ghostly body paint	13
#56	giant glass of brandy	8
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#73	giant green gummi ingot	9
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#75	giant red gummi ingot	7
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#93	giant tube of black lipstick	102
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#75	giant yellow gummi ingot	5
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#713	gingerbread bugbear	32
#325	gingerbread horror	16
#307	gingerbread house	2
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#110	gingerbread robot	6
#69	glass of gnat milk	45
#54	glass of warm milk	51
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#6	glowing El Vibrato drone	6
#34	goblin water	22
#29	gold toothbrush	175
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#693	golden ring	40
#38	good brain	1,638
#1547	googly eye	5
#261	government cheese	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#83	gray bow tie	59
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#293	green gummi ingot	116
#843	green snowcone	1
#122	grey cube	1
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#193	guard turtle shell	12
#26	gummi ammonite	10
#51	gummi belemnite	5
#36	gummi trilobite	8
#442	gyroscope	6
#395	handful of numbers	1
#120	handyman "hand soap"	1
#191	heart necklace	28
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#982	heart of the volcano	5
#236	hellseal claw	119
#197	hellseal whisker	114
#22	herbal stuffing	197
#481	herringcello	30
#491	hideous egg	3
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#207	holistic headache remedy	1
#26	holly-flavored Hob-O	44
#174	hot watered rum	1
#4	humming El Vibrato drone	10
#1217	iGoogly	5
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#383	incense bath ball	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#4	interesting clod of dirt	8
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#421	invisible bag	2
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#42	janglin' bones	137
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#353	jawbruiser	7
#1065	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#13	kamicorpse-ee	27
#565	killing feather	57
#39	knuckle sandwich	485
#167	kobold kibble	3
#52	kumquartz	104
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#95	roll of Hob-Os	17
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🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
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#59	smut orc sunglasses	39
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#129	tiny canopic jar	5
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#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
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#245	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	7
#510	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	4
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#496	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#83	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	12
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
#401	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	5
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#123	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	4
#623	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#316	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#245	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	7
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
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#200	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	32
#232	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	19
#223	tiny plastic Axe Wound	28
#223	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	18
#186	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	13
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#161	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	22
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#320	tiny plastic Black Knight	20
#392	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	11
#287	tiny plastic Boss Bat	14
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#2846	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	6
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#212	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	11
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#201	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	31
#366	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	18
#231	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	19
#242	tiny plastic Hellion	25
#217	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	28
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#284	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	14
#280	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	22
#203	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	29
#378	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	18
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#151	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	7
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#199	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	21
#215	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	29
#190	tiny plastic Protagonist	32
#171	tiny plastic Queen Bee	13
#278	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	4
#234	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	18
#220	tiny plastic Spam Witch	28
#225	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	28
#275	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	15
#299	tiny plastic The Man	14
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#309	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	22
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#423	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	6
#204	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	30
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#259	tiny plastic angry bugbear	25
#1854	tiny plastic angry goat	10
#270	tiny plastic angry space marine	17
#157	tiny plastic anime smiley	39
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#223	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	29
#438	tiny plastic astronomer	16
#1825	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	10
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#138	tiny plastic batbugbear	26
#185	tiny plastic beanbat	33
#218	tiny plastic bee swarm	20
#272	tiny plastic beebee gunners	16
#161	tiny plastic beebee queue	24
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#185	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	22
#222	tiny plastic blazing bat	19
#2013	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#243	tiny plastic blooper	25
#356	tiny plastic brainsweeper	19
#243	tiny plastic briefcase bat	25
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#157	tiny plastic cavebugbear	25
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#1987	tiny plastic coffee pixie	9
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#290	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	14
#205	tiny plastic cubist bull	29
#269	tiny plastic demoninja	23
#1362	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#184	tiny plastic drunk goat	34
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#279	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	22
#192	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	32
#170	tiny plastic fire servant	13
#185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	34
#195	tiny plastic fruit golem	31
#2848	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
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#2527	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
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#323	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#295	tiny plastic goth giant	21
#2027	tiny plastic grue	9
#271	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	23
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1288	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	14
#246	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	17
#2462	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#222	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	28
#1640	tiny plastic leprechaun	11
#1132	tiny plastic levitating potato	16
#190	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	30
#249	tiny plastic moneybee	17
#1494	tiny plastic mosquito	12
#215	tiny plastic mumblebee	19
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#255	tiny plastic ninja snowman	26
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#180	tiny plastic peacannon	12
#2494	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
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#242	tiny plastic scary clown	26
#1320	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#243	tiny plastic senile lihc	26
#171	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	36
#188	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	12
#138	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	44
#1651	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	11
#253	tiny plastic spooky vampire	25
#1824	tiny plastic stab bat	10
#2023	tiny plastic star starfish	9
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1272	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	7
#158	tiny plastic taco cat	39
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#487	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
#350	tiny plastic topiary golem	18
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#280	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	23
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#249	tiny plastic warwelf	25
#230	tiny plastic whitesnake	28
#301	tiny plastic zmobie	21
#265	toe jam	1
#26	tofurkey gravy	198
#28	tofurkey leg	187
#9	tofurkey nugget	41
#630	tooth	6
#394	toothbrush	1
#1557	top	2
#54	topiary skunk	1
#474	torn hellseal sinew	6
#47	tourmalime	109
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#899	toy deathbot	1
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#582	toy mercenary	11
#269	traffic jam	1
#2003	tree-eating kite	6
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#20	trilobite candy mold	13
#135	trilobite fossil	41
#8	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	34
#105	twist of lime	1
#726	twitching claw	7
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#90	una poca de gracia	11
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#126	unfortunate dumplings	3
#48	unholy water	25
#390	unstable DNA	133
#715	unstable laser battery	54
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#15	very large caltrop	3
#225	very overdue library book	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#564	volcanic ash	1
#70	voodoo snuff	20
#121	votive candle	1
#154	warbear feasting bread	3
#106	warbear feasting mead	6
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#215	warbear wardance potion	4
#474	water wings	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#39	wind-up meatcar	313
#390	witch hat	2
🥇	wok lobster	145
#370	wolfman mask	17
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#5	yam candy	35
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#305	yellow gummi ingot	109
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#152	yellow plastic oyster egg	30
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
🥇	yield shield	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#104	zombie hollandaise	11

Wow, that's 60,182 items total!

what items are this player missing?