| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #551 | BGE shotglass | 13 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #443 | Blood Light | 5 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #404 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #846 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #116 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 40 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #152 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #196 | Crimbo Credit | 57 |
| #297 | Crimbo candied pecan | 44 |
| #337 | Crimbo fudge | 36 |
| #300 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 43 |
| #307 | Crimbo pie | 8 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #150 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #408 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #329 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #77 | DUFRESNE Suds | 116 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #92 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 98 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #134 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 5 |
| #86 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 8 |
| #78 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 5 |
| #59 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 6 |
| #114 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 4 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #147 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 7 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 2 |
| #88 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 8 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #771 | FDKOL commendation | 12 |
| #367 | FDKOL hotcakes | 7 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #28 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 6 |
| #22 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 6 |
| #14 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #73 | How to Play Othello | 8 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #494 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #86 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 943 |
| #194 | LED block | 8 |
| #116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #58 | Lobster qua Grill | 4 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #155 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #42 | Mark of the Bugbear | 8 |
| #44 | Mark of the Ghost | 6 |
| #50 | Mark of the Skeleton | 6 |
| #40 | Mark of the Vampire | 7 |
| #37 | Mark of the Werewolf | 9 |
| #51 | Mark of the Zombie | 5 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #487 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #76 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #56 | Othello's handkerchief | 3 |
| #73 | Othello's military jacket | 2 |
| #332 | PEEZ dispenser | 2 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #68 | Racisto Ruidoso | 7 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #104 | Red Army camouflage kit | 4 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #58 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 3 |
| #33 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 15 |
| #48 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 3 |
| #53 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 3 |
| #14 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 28 |
| #52 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 3 |
| #50 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 3 |
| #57 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 3 |
| #52 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 3 |
| #46 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 3 |
| #48 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 3 |
| #55 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 3 |
| #64 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 3 |
| #57 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 3 |
| #16 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 24 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #455 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 24 |
| #381 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 34 |
| #424 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 28 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #78 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #10 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 3 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #330 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #38 | ammonite fossil | 139 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #537 | antique record album | 4 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #703 | ball | 9 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #264 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #934 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #314 | beertini | 6 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #602 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #481 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #27 | black and white cracker | 9 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #129 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #306 | blind-packed capsule toy | 14 |
| #235 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 43 |
| #691 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #148 | bottle of Blank-Out | 110 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #153 | bowl of Jeal-O | 10 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #320 | bread line | 3 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #336 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #90 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #35 | chakra sludge | 33 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #96 | cheer extractor | 4 |
| #156 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #271 | chorizo brownies | 7 |
| #86 | chrome stick | 3 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #377 | club necklace | 17 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #26 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #15 | croquet hedgehog | 7 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #434 | crystalline cheer | 12 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #18 | cursed wishbone | 11 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #61 | delicious comfit? | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #341 | diamond necklace | 17 |
| #475 | dill | 86 |
| #136 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 9 |
| #164 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 6 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 10 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #174 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 5 |
| #175 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 5 |
| #224 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 3 |
| #136 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 9 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 4 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #163 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 6 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 4 |
| #195 | discocktail | 20 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #87 | droopy doll eye | 3 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #65 | ear poison | 103 |
| #84 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #68 | eldritch alignment spray | 10 |
| #159 | eldritch dough | 2 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #32 | eldritch essence | 6 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #44 | eldritch oil | 10 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #843 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #35 | executive mime flask | 33 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #13 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #467 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #39 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #812 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #81 | foetid seal tear | 62 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #408 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #80 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 5 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #492 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #776 | ghost cucumber | 53 |
| #443 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #1332 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #775 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #315 | handful of honey | 7 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #8 | hare brush | 7 |
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| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
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| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
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| #181 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
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| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
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| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #73 | mime army wine | 5 |
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| #57 | missing wine | 4 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
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| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #410 | nanofiber cloth | 13 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
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| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #108 | nugget of Crimbonium | 43 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #167 | pack of pogs | 110 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #140 | page of the Necrohobocon | 5 |
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| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
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| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #870 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
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| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
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| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
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| #326 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
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| #18 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #807 | portable photocopier | 4 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #85 | puff of smoke | 13 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #134 | raisin | 4 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
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| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #944 | roasted marshmallow | 12 |
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| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
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| #280 | rose | 1 |
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| #197 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 28 |
| #443 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 16 |
| #298 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #218 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 25 |
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| #320 | salty slug | 4 |
| #967 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
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| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
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| #75 | silent V | 1 |
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| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #318 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #46 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
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| #70 | slimy alveolus | 23 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #122 | sneaky wrapping paper | 9 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #503 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #330 | spectral pickle | 43 |
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| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #120 | spirit mattress | 3 |
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| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #647 | squirming egg sac | 9 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #157 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 3 |
| #158 | stale cheer wine | 3 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
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| #292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 115 |
| #44 | stuffed Hodgman | 5 |
| #338 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 105 |
| #441 | stuffed Meat | 105 |
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| #352 | stuffed hand turkey | 106 |
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| #518 | stuffed monocle | 93 |
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| #489 | stuffed scary death orb | 88 |
| #331 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 111 |
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| #208 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 38 |
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| #474 | stuffed teddy butler | 99 |
| #549 | stuffed tin of caviar | 85 |
| #317 | stuffed treasure chest | 172 |
| #308 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 115 |
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| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1209 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #631 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #103 | tangarita with a fly in it | 3 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #46 | temperance whiskey | 8 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
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| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #541 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 8 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 7 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 7 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #421 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 13 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
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| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #530 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 9 |
| #526 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #338 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 13 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #396 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 11 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
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| #1479 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #398 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #542 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #347 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #493 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #275 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #361 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #838 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #45 | transmission from planet Xi | 1 |
| #17 | transparent nog | 14 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #612 | unstable DNA | 86 |
| #1281 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #495 | vinegar | 81 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #186 | volcanic ash | 36 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #117 | warbear battery | 23 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #227 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #311 | warbear helm fragment | 4 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #233 | warbear liquid overcoat | 3 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #351 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #216 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #320 | warbear trouser fragment | 2 |
| #244 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #201 | warbear whosit | 978 |
| #209 | warehouse key | 2 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #40 | wax banana | 1 |
| #351 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |