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| #42 | Alewife™ Ale | 99 |
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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
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| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #26 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 99 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #847 | Imp Ale | 99 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #85 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 99 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #310 | Ram's Face Lager | 99 |
| #9 | Saison du Lune | 99 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #32 | beertini | 99 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #229 | bloody beer | 99 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #125 | can of Red Minotaur | 39 |
| #68 | can of Swiller | 99 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #67 | cup of primitive beer | 99 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #25 | day-old beer | 99 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #174 | green beer | 99 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #19 | ice stein | 36 |
| #690 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 99 |
| #434 | ice-cold Willer | 99 |
| #282 | ice-cold fotie | 99 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #31 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
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| #14 | memory of an AG base pair | 10 |
| #70 | memory of an AT base pair | 2 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #23 | overpriced "imported" beer | 99 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #26 | plain old beer | 99 |
| #25 | plastic cup of beer | 99 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #30 | pumpkin beer | 99 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #687 | roll of toilet paper | 99 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #276 | s'more | 29 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2284 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2121 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1697 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |