#20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
#65 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 13 |
#26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
#269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
🥉 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 177 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
#280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
#134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
#28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
#98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
#157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
#254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
#215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
#227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
#226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
#194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
#322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
#296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
#281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
#331 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 24 |
#172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
#276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
#19 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
#274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
#19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
#21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
#238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
#22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
#223 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
#232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
#22 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 101 |
#90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
#30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
#694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
#153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
#12 | Supernova Champagne | 3,240 |
#279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
#217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
#252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
#274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
#1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
#66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
#48 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 33 |
#542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
#95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
#1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
#506 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
#1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#46 | Twelve Night Energy | 18 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
#168 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,113 |
#14 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
#651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
#203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#357 | awful poetry journal | 354 |
#115 | banana peel | 47 |
#90 | banana-frosted king cake | 22 |
#993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
#79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
#45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
#90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
#355 | box of sunshine | 1,112 |
#25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#436 | club necklace | 15 |
#17 | cold wad | 1,000 |
#86 | commemorative war stein | 1,000 |
#27 | damp old wallet | 8 |
#33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
#22 | delicious salad | 1,159 |
#697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
#384 | disturbing fanfic | 366 |
#28 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 2 |
#397 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
#233 | duct tape | 180 |
#868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
#4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
#69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
#38 | exclusive club | 1 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
#27 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 81 |
#1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#30 | green pill | 2 |
#2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
🥉 | happiness | 15,411 |
#926 | heart necklace | 8 |
#24 | hot wad | 1,000 |
#17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#11 | ice pick | 1 |
#1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
#60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
#289 | lewd playing card | 9 |
#144 | library card | 4 |
#28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
#60 | mixed wildflower greens | 30 |
#3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
#2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#9 | nutty organic salad | 198 |
#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#601 | oozenog | 6 |
#41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#563 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
#52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
#32 | pig-iron bracers | 4 |
#125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
#108 | pork elf goodies sack | 73 |
#96 | prismatic wad | 100 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
#15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
#566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
#455 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
#545 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
#106 | sandwich of the gods | 20 |
#81 | secret from the future | 2 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#24 | sleaze wad | 1,000 |
#12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
#214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#45 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
#206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
#63 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 387 |
#56 | slimy sweetbreads | 419 |
#325 | solid gold bowling ball | 57 |
#13 | space planula | 1 |
#340 | spade necklace | 18 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#18 | spooky wad | 1,000 |
#27 | stench wad | 1,000 |
🥉 | still-beating spleen | 34 |
#215 | stone frisbee | 11 |
#570 | strange cube | 1 |
#731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
#774 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 58 |
#83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
#744 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 61 |
#847 | stuffed angry cow | 56 |
#647 | stuffed astral badger | 72 |
#1089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 47 |
#352 | stuffed can of asparagus | 13 |
#696 | stuffed cocoabo | 64 |
#1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
#996 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 50 |
#1089 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
#1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
#754 | stuffed hand turkey | 63 |
#854 | stuffed mind flayer | 57 |
#1101 | stuffed scary death orb | 46 |
#1360 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
#902 | stuffed snowy owl | 52 |
#917 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 54 |
#3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#839 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
#914 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 54 |
#898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
#11 | super salad | 122 |
#169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
#2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
#391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
#2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
#1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
#1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
#2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
#1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
#1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
#537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
#1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
#2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
#2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
#2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
#3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 612 |
#677 | tiny plastic angry goat | 25 |
#1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
#887 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
#2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
#1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
#464 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 34 |
#1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
#3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
#642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
#1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
#510 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 31 |
#884 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 20 |
#647 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 26 |
#752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
#2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
#910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
#1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
#2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
#349 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 43 |
#787 | tiny plastic mosquito | 22 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
#310 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 49 |
#2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
#809 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
#2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
#1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
#3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 40 |
#630 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
#2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
#1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
#221 | towel | 42 |
#68 | twinkly wad | 10,000 |
#9 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 405 |
#120 | very overdue library book | 5 |
#60 | wad of slimy rags | 23 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
🥉 | wooden salad bowl | 150 |