#20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
#65 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 13 |
#27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
#270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
#815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
🥉 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 177 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
#281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
#135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
#29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
#100 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
#159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
#256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
#216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
#230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
#227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
#196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
#323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
#297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
#283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
#331 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 24 |
#170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
#277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
#16 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
#275 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
#19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
#22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
#239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
#21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
#851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
#472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
#224 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
#234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
#21 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 101 |
#94 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
#27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
#695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
#892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
#152 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
#471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#44 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#159 | Summer Nights | 6 |
#13 | Supernova Champagne | 3,240 |
#279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
#69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
#217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
#1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
#254 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
#279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
#1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
#67 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
#48 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 33 |
#551 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
#95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
#1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
#514 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
#1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#161 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#50 | Twelve Night Energy | 18 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
#168 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,113 |
#15 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
#650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
#203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#357 | awful poetry journal | 354 |
#115 | banana peel | 47 |
#90 | banana-frosted king cake | 22 |
#993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
#79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
#44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
#90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
#355 | box of sunshine | 1,112 |
#27 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#114 | can of V-11 | 4 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#435 | club necklace | 15 |
#18 | cold wad | 1,000 |
#89 | commemorative war stein | 1,000 |
#27 | damp old wallet | 8 |
#31 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
#22 | delicious salad | 1,159 |
#696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
#385 | disturbing fanfic | 366 |
#32 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 2 |
#398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
#234 | duct tape | 180 |
#868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
#4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
#70 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
#38 | exclusive club | 1 |
#1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
#28 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 81 |
#1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#30 | green pill | 2 |
#2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
🥉 | happiness | 15,411 |
#927 | heart necklace | 8 |
#25 | hot wad | 1,000 |
#17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#11 | ice pick | 1 |
#1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
#59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
#290 | lewd playing card | 9 |
#145 | library card | 4 |
#28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
#60 | mixed wildflower greens | 30 |
#3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
#2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#9 | nutty organic salad | 198 |
#470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#601 | oozenog | 6 |
#42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
#52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
#32 | pig-iron bracers | 4 |
#125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
#107 | pork elf goodies sack | 73 |
#95 | prismatic wad | 100 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
#16 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
#566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
#462 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
#547 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
#108 | sandwich of the gods | 20 |
#80 | secret from the future | 2 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#25 | sleaze wad | 1,000 |
#12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
#213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#44 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
#204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
#63 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 387 |
#56 | slimy sweetbreads | 419 |
#328 | solid gold bowling ball | 57 |
#14 | space planula | 1 |
#341 | spade necklace | 18 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#19 | spooky wad | 1,000 |
#28 | stench wad | 1,000 |
🥉 | still-beating spleen | 34 |
#215 | stone frisbee | 11 |
#571 | strange cube | 1 |
#731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
#782 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 58 |
#84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
#749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 61 |
#852 | stuffed angry cow | 56 |
#652 | stuffed astral badger | 72 |
#1094 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 47 |
#354 | stuffed can of asparagus | 13 |
#703 | stuffed cocoabo | 64 |
#1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
#1002 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 50 |
#1093 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
#1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
#759 | stuffed hand turkey | 63 |
#856 | stuffed mind flayer | 57 |
#1104 | stuffed scary death orb | 46 |
#1363 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
#907 | stuffed snowy owl | 52 |
#918 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 54 |
#3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#844 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
#919 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 54 |
#899 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
#11 | super salad | 122 |
#169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
#2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
#392 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
#2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
#1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
#4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
#1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
#2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
#1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
#1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
#537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
#1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
#2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
#2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
#2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
#3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#476 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
#3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 612 |
#680 | tiny plastic angry goat | 25 |
#1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
#889 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
#2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
#1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
#465 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 34 |
#1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
#3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
#8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
#642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
#4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
#1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
#513 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 31 |
#886 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 20 |
#649 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 26 |
#752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
#2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
#4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#1398 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
#912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
#1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
#2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
#349 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 43 |
#789 | tiny plastic mosquito | 22 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
#311 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 49 |
#2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
#812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
#1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
#2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
#1829 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
#3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 40 |
#632 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
#2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
#4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
#1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
#222 | towel | 42 |
#69 | twinkly wad | 10,000 |
#9 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 405 |
#120 | very overdue library book | 5 |
#60 | wad of slimy rags | 23 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
🥉 | wooden salad bowl | 150 |