| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #265 | Frosty's frosty mug | 6 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #233 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #306 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #284 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #40 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |