#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
#141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
#1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
#837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
#786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#354 | BGE shotglass | 20 |
#184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
#316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
#33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
#845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
#499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
#110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
#151 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 36 |
#1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
#1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
#26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
#88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
#723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
#665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
#541 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
#479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
#813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
#138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
#775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#130 | Meat maid | 1 |
#88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
#14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
#308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
#1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
#2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
#99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
#397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
#98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
#1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
#1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
#1188 | Valentine | 10 |
#85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
#912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
#651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
#1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
#104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
#529 | baby killer bee | 18 |
#213 | bag of bones | 7 |
#172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
#497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
#958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
#399 | barrrnacle | 40 |
#185 | barskin tent | 1 |
#602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
#1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
#282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
#642 | bed of coals | 1 |
#230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
#45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#462 | black spot | 1 |
#917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
#940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
#122 | blue shell | 1 |
#213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
#195 | bone meal | 2 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
#131 | boulder | 17 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
#230 | box turtle | 1 |
#41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
#42 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
#71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
#543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
#252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
#505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
#573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
#527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
#829 | cocoa egg | 5 |
#186 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 10 |
#365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
#530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
#256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#216 | corpsebite | 1 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#246 | cottage | 1 |
#243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
#808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
#1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
#982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
#126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
#502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
#17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
#1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
#969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
#355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
#1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
#741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#93 | fat bottom quark | 24 |
#309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
#427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
#328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
#293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
#478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
#506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
#190 | figurine of a stinking seal | 12 |
#634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
#92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
#143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
#85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
#331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#434 | fossilized limb | 17 |
#142 | fossilized serpent skull | 6 |
#451 | fossilized spike | 8 |
#564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#290 | fossilized torso | 19 |
#307 | fossilized wing | 11 |
#226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
#1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
#561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
#501 | frigid mote | 1 |
#96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
#196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
#803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
#119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
#164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
#383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
#198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
#477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
#269 | goat | 2 |
#1187 | grue egg | 22 |
#196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
#73 | hacked gibson | 1 |
#102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
#150 | haunted battery | 1 |
#225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
#267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
#38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
#134 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
#64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
#689 | invisible bag | 1 |
#168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
#144 | king cookie | 1 |
#230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
#58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
#102 | makeshift crane | 3 |
#74 | meat golem | 1 |
#50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
#150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
#36 | molten medallion | 1 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#144 | musk turtle | 1 |
#37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
#87 | oil shell | 1 |
#261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
#77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
#158 | painted turtle | 1 |
#122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
#403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
#998 | pet rock | 7 |
#67 | pillow shell | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#118 | popular tart | 1 |
#249 | potato sprout | 8 |
#159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
#440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
#146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
#204 | pumpkin | 1 |
#267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
#146 | quantum taco | 215 |
#440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
#281 | queen cookie | 1 |
#1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
#138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
#107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
#170 | rewinged stab bat | 5 |
#341 | roll of toilet paper | 279 |
#459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
#94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
#56 | sandcastle | 2 |
#1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
#150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
#179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
#47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
#99 | shocked shell | 1 |
#119 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 15 |
#201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
#232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
#551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
#412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#302 | slow jam collection | 14 |
#149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
#482 | solid gold bowling ball | 37 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#401 | spectral pickle | 30 |
#249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
#111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
#207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
#672 | stained mattress | 1 |
#280 | star starfish | 1 |
#367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
#231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
#275 | strange cube | 5 |
#997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#1557 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 21 |
#3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
#2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
#1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
#778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
#3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
#2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
#3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
#3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
#2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
#1370 | stuffed key | 25 |
#1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
#3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
#1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
#1646 | stuffed monocle | 20 |
#1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
#3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
#2786 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
#3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
#3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
#1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
#2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
#1522 | stuffed teddy butler | 23 |
#1401 | stuffed tin of caviar | 27 |
#2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
#141 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
#724 | tasty tart | 1 |
#468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
#1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
#1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
#155 | the funk | 1 |
#450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
#50 | tiny fly glasses | 5 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#609 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
#371 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 18 |
#961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
#394 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 11 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
#671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
#501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#673 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 25 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#484 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 20 |
#455 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 20 |
#583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
#585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
#780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
#658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
#549 | tiny plastic Hellion | 13 |
#662 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
#1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
#591 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 12 |
#744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
#1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
#642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
#795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
#1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
#1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
#407 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 11 |
#1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
#735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
#737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
#667 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
#849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
#515 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 14 |
#894 | tiny plastic angry goat | 20 |
#831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
#545 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 13 |
#736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
#690 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 25 |
#674 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
#395 | tiny plastic beanbat | 17 |
#987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
#974 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
#1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
#468 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 15 |
#733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
#825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
#1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
#592 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
#810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
#608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
#952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#547 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 13 |
#944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
#456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
#922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
#931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
#929 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
#872 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
#463 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 15 |
#361 | tiny plastic goth giant | 18 |
#511 | tiny plastic grue | 31 |
#939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
#1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
#910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
#538 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
#895 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 20 |
#1061 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
#516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
#928 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
#1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
#561 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 30 |
#1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
#764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
#839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
#920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
#1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
#1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
#1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
#1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
#556 | tiny plastic stab bat | 30 |
#1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
#652 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
#809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
#1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
#509 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
#651 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
#635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
#541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
#1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
#126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
#674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
#196 | turtle wax | 1 |
#132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
#82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
#111 | unearthed potsherd | 38 |
#310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
#228 | unstable DNA | 223 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
#37 | urchin roe | 1 |
#297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
#436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
#82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
#109 | white picket fence | 32 |
#811 | windchimes | 1 |
#189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
#33 | wok lobster | 6 |