| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #42 | Atomic Comic | 7 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #51 | BGE merchandise order form | 63 |
| #76 | BGE pocket calendar | 8 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #226 | Boris's key lime pie | 4 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbo pie | 299 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 6 |
| #48 | Lars the Cyberian | 6 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Shirt | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #509 | Schrödinger's thermos | 22 |
| #311 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 25 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #59 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 20 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #126 | The Joy of Wassailing | 20 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #120 | Typical Tavern swill | 99 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #263 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 8 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #130 | antique pair of blue jeans | 7 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #50 | badass pie | 8 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #147 | banana cream pie | 4 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #767 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #104 | bindlestocking | 20 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #271 | bottle of Blank-Out | 48 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #46 | breaded beer | 9 |
| #115 | brine | 132 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #572 | canteen of wine | 46 |
| #183 | cement sandals | 5 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #49 | cherry pie | 31 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupted data | 580 |
| #64 | cranberry schnapps | 6 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #206 | digital key lime pie | 4 |
| #305 | dill | 120 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #40 | fancy chocolate car | 53 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #164 | flower petal pie | 3 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fossilized baboon skull | 11 |
| #67 | fossilized bat skull | 10 |
| #39 | fossilized demon skull | 14 |
| #52 | fossilized limb | 206 |
| #49 | fossilized serpent skull | 16 |
| #28 | fossilized spider skull | 19 |
| #53 | fossilized spike | 83 |
| #113 | fossilized spine | 19 |
| #235 | fossilized torso | 26 |
| #120 | fossilized wing | 36 |
| #53 | fossilized wyrm skull | 13 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #211 | ghost cucumber | 188 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #26 | golden plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #266 | golden ring | 81 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #38 | intriguing puzzle box | 8 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #804 | knuckle sandwich | 20 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #15 | lemon meringue pie | 321 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #513 | lihc eye pie | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #27 | liver and let pie | 56 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #32 | marshmallow flambé | 11 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #63 | obnoxious riddle | 5 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #172 | paperclip | 280 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #93 | peach pie | 9 |
| #25 | pear tart | 51 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #260 | petrified wood | 40 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #34 | portable photocopier | 131 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #19 | pumpkin pie | 44 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #261 | purple pixel pie | 2 |
| #92 | quantum taco | 403 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #306 | roasted marshmallow | 112 |
| #2159 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #101 | sleeping stocking | 20 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #47 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #27 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 8 |
| #61 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| #389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #64 | snowball | 30 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #45 | soy cordial | 9 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #616 | spectral pickle | 14 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #41 | squirming egg sac | 286 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #183 | star key lime pie | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #129 | strange cube | 14 |
| #25 | strawberry pie | 192 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #69 | stuffed caterpillar | 3 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #91 | stuffed pocketwatch | 3 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #90 | tasty tart | 18 |
| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #51 | unearthed potsherd | 77 |
| #1234 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #187 | vinegar | 192 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #29 | volcanic ash | 224 |
| #52 | waterlogged crate | 5 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |