Museum :: maladJUSTedSocIaLLY

maladJUSTedSocIaLLY

Rank	Item	Quantity
#102	1-ball	76
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#108	2-ball	71
#123	25-meat staff	1
#99	3-ball	84
#179	4-ball	41
#107	5-ball	72
#101	6-ball	76
#123	7-ball	70
#125	8-ball	331
#293	9-ball	3
#429	A. W. O. L. commendation	12
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#534	Angelhair Culottes	2
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#342	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#71	Atomic Pop	14
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#185	BURT	155
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#154	Barney's rake	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#293	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#161	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#75	Bit O' Ectoplasm	41
#209	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
#160	Blatantly Canadian	22
#172	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#796	CRIMBCO scrip	125
#1643	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2126	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#221	Chroner	274
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#43	Cloaca Cola Polar	238
#627	Cloaca grenade	22
#486	Cloaca-Cola	70
#619	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#525	Cold Hots candy	9
#105	Comet Pop	1
#31	Cookbook of the Damned	14
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#26	Covers-Your-Head	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#439	Crimbo Credit	4
#1233	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1379	Crimbo fudge	1
#1258	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#496	Crimbo pie	3
#98	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#80	Crimbonium fuel rod	35
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#512	Crimboween memo	20
#2453	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#381	Daffy Taffy	89
#318	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1153	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#296	Doc's Miracle Cure	4
#5	Drapes-You-Regally	2
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#37	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	277
#32	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	10
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#1650	Drowsy Sword	5
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#770	Dyspepsi grenade	12
#712	Dyspepsi-Cola	78
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#663	Ent cider	7
#306	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#407	Feynman gate	26
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#27	Flan in the Moon	2
#49	Freddy Kruegerand	343
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#604	Go-Wassail	22
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#28	Great Wolf's headband	1
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#406	Green Clover of Justice	5
#617	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#546	Heimandatz's heart	3
#41	Hot 'n' Scarys	8
#456	Instant Karma	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#374	Jocko Homo's head	5
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#91	Knob Goblin lunchbox	20
#188	Knob nuts	2
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#3013	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#714	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	10
#294	Manetwich	2
#81	Mark of the Bugbear	3
#80	Mark of the Ghost	3
#83	Mark of the Skeleton	3
#78	Mark of the Vampire	3
#86	Mark of the Werewolf	3
#73	Mark of the Zombie	3
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#27	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#8	Mayor Ghost's khakis	2
#26	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#219	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	37
#467	Meleegra™ pills	17
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#289	Mob Penguin cellular phone	74
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#294	Mr. Mediocrebar	188
#60	Necrotelicomnicon	13
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#366	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#377	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#324	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#312	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#52	Now and Earlier	115
#4	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	1
#475	Ram's Face Lager	31
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#259	Rock Pops	194
#114	Russian Ice	1
#388	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#554	Senior Mints	8
#215	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#229	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	21
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#294	Steal This Candy	7
#134	Sugar Cog	22
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#247	Supernova Champagne	20
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#353	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#32	The Six-Pack of Pain	3
#72	Thriller Ice	1
#10	Thunkula's drinking cap	2
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1722	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1201	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1929	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#505	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#279	Typical Tavern swill	17
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#395	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	30
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#20	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#1342	Valentine	9
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#17	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#428	White Citadel fries	1
#711	Wint-O-Fresh mint	13
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#108	Workytime Tea	21
#70	Wrecked Generator	2
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#317	Yummy Tummy bean	665
#437	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#668	adorable seal larva	4
#208	alien drugs	8
#222	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#55	alphabet gum	40
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#815	ammonite fossil	3
#146	ancient calendar fragment	1
#5	ancient frozen dinner	876
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#1007	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#267	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#116	antimatter wad	1
#541	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#109	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
#884	antique greaves	1
#215	antique hand mirror	24
#404	antique packet of ketchup	2
#298	antique souvenir drawing	3
#690	antique spear	3
#34	antique spyglass	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#325	asbestos apron	2
#769	aspirin	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#380	bacon bath ball	2
#939	baconstone	8
#4410	badass belt	7
#144	bag of Cheat-Os	105
#155	bag of W&Ws	71
#501	bag of bones	1
#147	bag of lard	8
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#429	balaclava	1
#97	balaclava baklava	54
#403	ball	15
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#367	ballroom blintz	6
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#1146	banana	1
#645	bananagate	6
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#925	bath ball gift set	4
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#115	beautiful soup	1
#240	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#82	beery blood	1
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#602	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#564	belemnite fossil	6
#520	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#53	bit of clingfilm	52
#285	bit-o-cactus	11
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#1463	black plastic oyster egg	2
#601	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#103	black tear	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#138	blank diary	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#160	blood flower	74
#32	blood sausage	4
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
#820	blue class ring	1
#302	blue glowstick	5
#666	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#858	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#613	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#644	bone chips	12
#472	bottle of Blank-Out	16
#48	bottle of Bloodweiser	4
#235	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	28
#128	bottle of Pinot Renoir	13
#495	bottle of alcohol	3
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#251	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#96	bottle of popskull	37
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#70	bottle of ultravitamins	10
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#276	bow	2
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#5905	box of sunshine	4
#638	boxed wine	18
#54	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#247	brains casserole	1
🥉	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#58	breakfast mess	277
#2369	brick	2
#300	brine	65
#208	broken cellular phone	22
#624	broken sword	1
#212	bronzed locust	11
#247	brown crock marble	1
#249	brown sugar cane	19
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#336	bucket of honey	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#632	bunny liver	4
#734	can of Binarrrca	11
#279	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#241	can of Red Minotaur	19
#547	can of fake snow	1
#134	can of spinach	14
#164	can of starch	1
#560	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#430	candied kobold	7
#368	candied yams	25
#128	candy brain	47
#475	candy cane	77
#1782	candy stake	4
#430	capacitor relay	26
#370	carbon nanotube frame	32
#221	cardboard katana	2
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#375	carob chunk noodles	4
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1188	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#91	chintzy saucepan earring	12
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#355	chocolate bath ball	2
#380	chocolate filthy lucre	9
#164	chocolate turtle totem	2
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#171	chorizo brownies	12
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#618	clockwork key	2
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#903	club necklace	8
#27	coal paperweight	1
#32	cod cape	2
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#252	comfy pillow	1
#25	complicated lock impression	1
#745	cool mushroom	1
#91	cool mushroom casserole	3
#117	corn holder	14
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#595	corpsedriver	8
#1025	corpsetini	4
#440	corrupted data	20
#138	cracker	1
#278	crazy little Turkish delight	52
#162	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#110	creepy voodoo doll	1
#58	crumbling rat skull	11
#124	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#155	dance card	15
#178	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#203	dehydrated caviar	31
#106	delicious stinkbug	9
#219	deodorant	13
#223	desiccated apricot	38
#510	diamond necklace	13
#356	dill	108
#147	dire fudgesicle	14
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#145	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	8
#146	disco horoscope (Aries)	8
#205	disco horoscope (Cancer)	4
#131	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	10
#126	disco horoscope (Gemini)	10
#120	disco horoscope (Leo)	11
#119	disco horoscope (Libra)	11
#118	disco horoscope (Pisces)	11
#92	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	15
#126	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	10
#134	disco horoscope (Taurus)	9
#152	disco horoscope (Virgo)	7
#148	discocktail	40
#291	disembodied smile	1
#114	dishrag	6
#485	disintegrating quill pen	8
#48	distention pill	9
#494	doll house	10
#1606	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#395	double daisy	1
#78	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#52	drafty drawers	1
#40	dread tarragon	1
#8	dreadful glove	2
#71	dreadful roast	1
#41	dubious loincloth	2
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
#122	duct tape	416
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#480	dusty bottle of Marsala	23
#460	dusty bottle of Merlot	27
#532	dusty bottle of Muscat	17
#672	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#645	dusty bottle of Port	11
#555	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	15
#779	dwarf bread	4
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#3663	easter egg balloon	3
#44	effervescent potion	425
#336	eggbeater	1
#378	eggnog	46
#84	elderly jawbreaker	2
#154	electric snakebite	1
#288	elven hardtack	1
#197	elven magi-pack	1
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#303	elven squeeze	1
#1095	evil googly eye	2
#2196	evil teddy bear	2
#95	expensive cigar	2
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#902	eye of newt	2
#210	facsimile dictionary	50
#144	faded red protest sign	1
#293	fake blood	4
#237	fake plastic grass	8
#279	fancy bath salts	50
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#435	fancy opera glasses	9
#345	fat loot token	3
#1076	felt	8
#1174	festive sausage	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#19	figurine of a charred seal	71
#85	figurine of a cold seal	62
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#140	figurine of a shadowy seal	9
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#101	figurine of a slippery seal	18
#79	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	15
#95	figurine of an ancient seal	10
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#1895	filthy lucre	2
#255	fire	22
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#254	flute of flat champagne	36
#76	foie gras	32
#265	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#169	forest tears	5
#331	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#485	fossilized limb	13
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#341	fossilized spike	12
#564	fossilized spine	1
#714	fossilized torso	1
#630	fossilized wing	2
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#93	fricasseed brains	22
#1027	friendly cheez blob	2
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#527	fruitcake	42
#55	frying brainpan	1
#378	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#530	fudge lily	6
#258	fudge spork	1
#1005	fudgecule	83
#68	fudgesicle	7
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#496	ga-ga radio	2
#305	garish pinky ring	15
#509	ghost cucumber	88
#6	ghost shawl	1
#337	giant designer sunglasses	13
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#56	giant green gummi ingot	14
#9	giant marshmallow	96
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#51	giant red gummi ingot	14
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#52	giant yellow gummi ingot	14
#495	gingerbread bugbear	48
#3040	gingerbread horror	2
#197	glowing fungus	1
#343	gob of wet hair	41
#2321	golden ring	20
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#384	googly eye	35
#70	grape troll doll	1
#478	green beer	27
#935	green clay bead	2
#181	green drunki-bear	2
#766	green glowstick	2
#192	green gummi ingot	174
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#45	groping claw	2
#182	grouchy restless spirit	147
#538	grue egg	48
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#196	gummi canary	1
#204	gummi salamander	1
#243	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#981	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#2398	hamethyst	1
#188	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#314	handful of confetti	113
#596	handful of hand chalk	26
#387	handful of honey	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#268	handsomeness potion	7
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#218	heart necklace	25
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1073	heart of the volcano	4
#415	herbal stuffing	19
#544	hideous egg	2
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#160	hippo whip	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#1151	hobo nickel	8
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#80	honey stick	8
#233	honey-dew	1
#129	honey-dipped locust	33
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#19	hothammer	3
#782	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#1464	iGoogly	2
#151	icy mushroom wine	2
#135	imitation nice watch	1
#1281	immense cyborg hand	4
#443	imp unity ring	1
#511	incense bath ball	1
#958	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#253	inkwell	19
#72	innuendo	1
#35	intimidating coiffure	2
#39	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#325	ion grid	41
#1082	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#201	iron pasta spoon	40
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