Museum :: maladJUSTedSocIaLLY

maladJUSTedSocIaLLY

Rank	Item	Quantity
#105	1-ball	76
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#109	2-ball	71
#123	25-meat staff	1
#101	3-ball	84
#182	4-ball	41
#109	5-ball	72
#103	6-ball	76
#125	7-ball	70
#130	8-ball	331
#295	9-ball	3
#429	A. W. O. L. commendation	12
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#413	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#345	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#71	Atomic Pop	14
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#185	BURT	155
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#153	Barney's rake	1
#4301	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#292	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#76	Bit O' Ectoplasm	41
#209	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
#161	Blatantly Canadian	22
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1554	CRIMBCO mug	3
#796	CRIMBCO scrip	125
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#218	Chroner	274
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#43	Cloaca Cola Polar	238
#626	Cloaca grenade	22
#487	Cloaca-Cola	70
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1428	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#527	Cold Hots candy	9
#105	Comet Pop	1
#31	Cookbook of the Damned	14
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#1234	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1380	Crimbo fudge	1
#1259	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#495	Crimbo pie	3
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#80	Crimbonium fuel rod	35
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#2457	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#383	Daffy Taffy	89
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1154	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#296	Doc's Miracle Cure	4
#5	Drapes-You-Regally	2
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#37	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	277
#32	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	10
#21	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#27	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#772	Dyspepsi grenade	12
#713	Dyspepsi-Cola	78
#565	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#1405	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1416	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#664	Ent cider	7
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#407	Feynman gate	26
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#27	Flan in the Moon	2
#49	Freddy Kruegerand	343
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#605	Go-Wassail	22
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#29	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#407	Green Clover of Justice	5
#618	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#547	Heimandatz's heart	3
#40	Hot 'n' Scarys	8
#462	Instant Karma	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#91	Knob Goblin lunchbox	20
#189	Knob nuts	2
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#454	Lars the Cyberian	1
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#3014	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#715	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	10
#294	Manetwich	2
#82	Mark of the Bugbear	3
#80	Mark of the Ghost	3
#83	Mark of the Skeleton	3
#78	Mark of the Vampire	3
#86	Mark of the Werewolf	3
#73	Mark of the Zombie	3
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#28	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#8	Mayor Ghost's khakis	2
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#219	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	37
#468	Meleegra™ pills	17
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#289	Mob Penguin cellular phone	74
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#294	Mr. Mediocrebar	188
#60	Necrotelicomnicon	13
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#365	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#383	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#378	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#324	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#53	Now and Earlier	115
#4	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	1
#477	Ram's Face Lager	31
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#259	Rock Pops	194
#114	Russian Ice	1
#390	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#554	Senior Mints	8
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#229	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	21
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#294	Steal This Candy	7
#134	Sugar Cog	22
#152	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#247	Supernova Champagne	20
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#355	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#32	The Six-Pack of Pain	3
#74	Thriller Ice	1
#11	Thunkula's drinking cap	2
#1564	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1574	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1731	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1206	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#624	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1939	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#506	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#279	Typical Tavern swill	17
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#394	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	30
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#20	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#1342	Valentine	9
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#17	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#476	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#712	Wint-O-Fresh mint	13
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#107	Workytime Tea	21
#70	Wrecked Generator	2
#394	Yakisoba's hat	4
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#318	Yummy Tummy bean	665
#441	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#676	adorable seal larva	4
#209	alien drugs	8
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#57	alphabet gum	40
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#815	ammonite fossil	3
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#5	ancient frozen dinner	876
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#268	ant hoe	1
#253	ant pick	1
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#115	antimatter wad	1
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#109	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
#885	antique greaves	1
#216	antique hand mirror	24
#405	antique packet of ketchup	2
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#691	antique spear	3
#34	antique spyglass	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#326	asbestos apron	2
#769	aspirin	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#380	bacon bath ball	2
#939	baconstone	8
#4411	badass belt	7
#144	bag of Cheat-Os	105
#155	bag of W&Ws	71
#501	bag of bones	1
#147	bag of lard	8
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#429	balaclava	1
#97	balaclava baklava	54
#404	ball	15
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#367	ballroom blintz	6
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#645	bananagate	6
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#115	beautiful soup	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#82	beery blood	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#604	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#521	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#53	bit of clingfilm	52
#287	bit-o-cactus	11
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#1462	black plastic oyster egg	2
#601	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#104	black tear	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#138	blank diary	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#160	blood flower	74
#33	blood sausage	4
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
#825	blue class ring	1
#302	blue glowstick	5
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#643	bone chips	12
#473	bottle of Blank-Out	16
#49	bottle of Bloodweiser	4
#235	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	28
#128	bottle of Pinot Renoir	13
#497	bottle of alcohol	3
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#252	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#97	bottle of popskull	37
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#70	bottle of ultravitamins	10
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#276	bow	2
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#5908	box of sunshine	4
#640	boxed wine	18
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#246	brains casserole	1
🥉	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#59	breakfast mess	277
#2370	brick	2
#300	brine	65
#208	broken cellular phone	22
#624	broken sword	1
#213	bronzed locust	11
#247	brown crock marble	1
#249	brown sugar cane	19
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#635	bunny liver	4
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#279	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#241	can of Red Minotaur	19
#547	can of fake snow	1
#134	can of spinach	14
#164	can of starch	1
#561	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#429	candied kobold	7
#368	candied yams	25
#128	candy brain	47
#476	candy cane	77
#1784	candy stake	4
#430	capacitor relay	26
#371	carbon nanotube frame	32
#221	cardboard katana	2
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#375	carob chunk noodles	4
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#92	chintzy saucepan earring	12
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#355	chocolate bath ball	2
#380	chocolate filthy lucre	9
#168	chocolate turtle totem	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#170	chorizo brownies	12
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#395	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#618	clockwork key	2
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#905	club necklace	8
#27	coal paperweight	1
#32	cod cape	2
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#252	comfy pillow	1
#26	complicated lock impression	1
#745	cool mushroom	1
#92	cool mushroom casserole	3
#118	corn holder	14
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#596	corpsedriver	8
#1027	corpsetini	4
#441	corrupted data	20
#138	cracker	1
#278	crazy little Turkish delight	52
#163	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#58	crumbling rat skull	11
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1825	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#155	dance card	15
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#203	dehydrated caviar	31
#106	delicious stinkbug	9
#220	deodorant	13
#224	desiccated apricot	38
#514	diamond necklace	13
#356	dill	108
#148	dire fudgesicle	14
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#146	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	8
#146	disco horoscope (Aries)	8
#205	disco horoscope (Cancer)	4
#131	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	10
#126	disco horoscope (Gemini)	10
#120	disco horoscope (Leo)	11
#119	disco horoscope (Libra)	11
#118	disco horoscope (Pisces)	11
#92	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	15
#126	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	10
#134	disco horoscope (Taurus)	9
#152	disco horoscope (Virgo)	7
#148	discocktail	40
#291	disembodied smile	1
#114	dishrag	6
#485	disintegrating quill pen	8
#48	distention pill	9
#495	doll house	10
#1607	dollhive	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#395	double daisy	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#52	drafty drawers	1
#41	dread tarragon	1
#8	dreadful glove	2
#71	dreadful roast	1
#41	dubious loincloth	2
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
#122	duct tape	416
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#482	dusty bottle of Marsala	23
#461	dusty bottle of Merlot	27
#533	dusty bottle of Muscat	17
#673	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#646	dusty bottle of Port	11
#556	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	15
#779	dwarf bread	4
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#44	effervescent potion	425
#336	eggbeater	1
#377	eggnog	46
#84	elderly jawbreaker	2
#155	electric snakebite	1
#287	elven hardtack	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#302	elven squeeze	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#2196	evil teddy bear	2
#95	expensive cigar	2
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#901	eye of newt	2
#210	facsimile dictionary	50
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#293	fake blood	4
#237	fake plastic grass	8
#280	fancy bath salts	50
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#435	fancy opera glasses	9
#345	fat loot token	3
#1076	felt	8
#1175	festive sausage	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#19	figurine of a charred seal	71
#87	figurine of a cold seal	62
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#141	figurine of a shadowy seal	9
#477	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#101	figurine of a slippery seal	18
#79	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	15
#95	figurine of an ancient seal	10
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#1898	filthy lucre	2
#257	fire	22
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#255	flute of flat champagne	36
#76	foie gras	32
#268	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#170	forest tears	5
#330	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#483	fossilized limb	13
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#340	fossilized spike	12
#562	fossilized spine	1
#712	fossilized torso	1
#628	fossilized wing	2
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#93	fricasseed brains	22
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#526	fruitcake	42
#55	frying brainpan	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#531	fudge lily	6
#259	fudge spork	1
#1007	fudgecule	83
#69	fudgesicle	7
#1660	fuzzy dice	4
#498	ga-ga radio	2
#307	garish pinky ring	15
#509	ghost cucumber	88
#6	ghost shawl	1
#338	giant designer sunglasses	13
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#56	giant green gummi ingot	14
#10	giant marshmallow	96
#2534	giant pinky ring	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#52	giant red gummi ingot	14
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#52	giant yellow gummi ingot	14
#494	gingerbread bugbear	48
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#198	glowing fungus	1
#344	gob of wet hair	41
#2320	golden ring	20
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#386	googly eye	35
#70	grape troll doll	1
#478	green beer	27
#939	green clay bead	2
#181	green drunki-bear	2
#766	green glowstick	2
#193	green gummi ingot	174
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#45	groping claw	2
#182	grouchy restless spirit	147
#541	grue egg	48
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#983	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#2398	hamethyst	1
#189	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#318	handful of confetti	113
#597	handful of hand chalk	26
#388	handful of honey	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#268	handsomeness potion	7
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#222	heart necklace	25
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1082	heart of the volcano	4
#415	herbal stuffing	19
#544	hideous egg	2
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#1155	hobo nickel	8
#868	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#81	honey stick	8
#233	honey-dew	1
#129	honey-dipped locust	33
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#19	hothammer	3
#781	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#1465	iGoogly	2
#153	icy mushroom wine	2
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#444	imp unity ring	1
#512	incense bath ball	1
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#255	inkwell	19
#73	innuendo	1
#35	intimidating coiffure	2
#39	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#325	ion grid	41
#1081	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#201	iron pasta spoon	40
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#8	warbear party pants	1
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#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
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#478	yo-yo	65

Wow, that's 40,824 items total!

what items are this player missing?