| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO mug | 32 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #240 | CRIMBCO wine | 32 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #194 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 29 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #309 | Schrödinger's thermos | 75 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #146 | bath ball gift set | 30 |
| #200 | bindlestocking | 13 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #354 | elven suicide capsule | 35 |
| #284 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #149 | jawbruiser | 14 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #100 | motivational poster | 32 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #117 | slow jam collection | 31 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #10 | spaghetti cult rosary | 106 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #149 | strange cube | 11 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |