| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO mug | 32 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #239 | CRIMBCO wine | 32 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #194 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 29 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #310 | Schrödinger's thermos | 75 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #146 | bath ball gift set | 30 |
| #200 | bindlestocking | 13 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #3270 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #653 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #356 | elven suicide capsule | 35 |
| #285 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #310 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #521 | herringcello | 29 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #149 | jawbruiser | 14 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #99 | motivational poster | 32 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #241 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #117 | slow jam collection | 31 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #10 | spaghetti cult rosary | 106 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #150 | strange cube | 11 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #564 | volcanic ash | 1 |