| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #827 | BGE shotglass | 10 |
| #489 | BURT | 21 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #163 | CRIMBCO mug | 100 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #338 | CRIMBCO wine | 22 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #473 | FDKOL commendation | 303 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #46 | bacon bath ball | 16 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #365 | bindlestocking | 7 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #1336 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #35 | chocolate bath ball | 20 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #565 | corrupted data | 9 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #138 | fake plastic grass | 13 |
| #74 | festive sausage | 32 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #796 | ghost cucumber | 51 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #76 | holiday cheese log | 31 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #45 | incense bath ball | 21 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #34 | lewd playing card | 50 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #125 | motivational poster | 27 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #313 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1943 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #124 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #86 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #41 | space jam | 24 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #273 | spectral pickle | 58 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #809 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #276 | strange cube | 5 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #142 | throwing bone | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #33 | toe jam | 24 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #36 | traffic jam | 24 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |