Museum :: JRRTolkienNut

JRRTolkienNut

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#109	A. W. O. L. commendation	59
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#123	Amulet of Yendor	181
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	21
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#294	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	21
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#313	Divine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1425	Drowsy Sword	7
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#31	Hodgman's bow tie	3
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#283	Jack-in-the-box	22
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#10	Knob Goblin lunchbox	627
#72	Knob stuffed shells	42
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#2142	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#577	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#135	Miniborg beeper	4
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#105	Miniborg laser	5
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's manacles	3
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#148	Red Rover BB gun	25
#114	Russian Ice	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#23	The Ring	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#105	White Hyborian	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#29	Zombo's shield	3
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#349	anniversary gift box	8
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#369	around the world	3
#61	bätzle	64
#4407	badass belt	7
#169	bag of airline peanuts	156
#1592	ball	2
#202	banana	33
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#185	banana smoothie	4
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#498	banana-frosted king cake	5
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#137	baneful bandolier	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#26	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	45
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#188	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#787	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#290	bejeweled cufflinks	15
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#51	bindle of joy	2
#700	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#589	black & tan	1
#83	black candy heart	173
#28	black catseye marble	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#120	booze-soaked cherry	4
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#3613	box of sunshine	18
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#25	brick	1,080
#247	brown crock marble	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#488	bunch of bananas	7
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#665	can of Binarrrca	13
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#178	children of the candy corn	1
#487	chocolate cigar	2
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#50	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	18
#155	clown hammer	180
#94	club necklace	43
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#252	comfy pillow	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#41	cream pie	73
#569	cream stout	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#33	crystallized memory	6
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#96	cymbal syrup	158
#124	das boot	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#123	defective skull	193
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#405	designer handbag	7
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#55	diamond necklace	64
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#58	dollar sign	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#30	dubious peppermint	86
#516	ducha de oro	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1113	duct tape	17
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#2833	eggnog	1
#126	elven limbos gingerbread	80
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1262	empty agua de vida bottle	2
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#110	encoder ring	166
#254	especially salty dog	1
#1029	evil teddy bear	10
#163	explosion-flavored chewing gum	156
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#996	facsimile dictionary	7
#155	fake fake vomit	186
#139	fake hand	178
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#251	fancy opera glasses	17
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#578	filthy lucre	66
#880	fine wine	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#753	flavored foot massage oil	4
#24	floaty inverse geode	6
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#39	fudge pocket square	2
#604	fuzzbump	1
#263	garish pinky ring	17
#221	giant designer sunglasses	20
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#132	gibson	1
#17	gift-a-pult	16
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#67	gingerbread bugbear	425
#119	gingerbread horror	39
#608	gingerbread house	1
#134	gingerbread mutant bugbear	21
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#32	golden plastic oyster egg	5
🥇	golden ring	38,734
#70	grape troll doll	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1910	green beer	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#547	grog	1
#2676	grue egg	7
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#2934	handful of confetti	8
#79	hardened slime hat	2
#81	hardened slime pants	2
#95	heart necklace	46
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1083	heart of the volcano	4
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#70	hobo nickel	4,000
#27	hobo stogie	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#13	hot hi mein	241
#275	ice stein	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#303	interesting-looking twig	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1003	jar of swamp gas	8
#147	jazz soap	179
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#137	joybuzzer	190
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#267	lawn dart	1
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#85	lint	46
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#186	magical ice cube with a fly in it	148
#513	magical mystery juice	6
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#145	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#480	margarita	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#665	martini	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#229	memory of a C	4
#313	memory of a T	1
#327	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
#38	menudo ravioli	44
#119	mimosette	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#80	mood ring	176
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#802	motivational poster	4
#992	mummy costume	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#359	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
#36	nanite-infested candy cane	591
#209	nanite-infested eggnog	21
#233	nanite-infested fruitcake	18
#102	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	37
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#1709	obsidian dagger	7
#528	ocean motion	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#255	old school flying disc	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#1640	old sweatpants	8
#257	old-fashioned	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#619	papaya slung	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#173	peanut brittle shield	21
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#179	pebblebräu	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#116	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
#523	personalized birthday cake	3
#870	personalized coffee mug	6
#154	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	156
#137	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	184
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#308	pig-iron helm	1
#64	pig-iron shinguards	3
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#594	pink pony	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#213	plum wine	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#502	pog #01 (spider)	1
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#502	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#828	pork elf goodies sack	6
#2221	possessed top	1
#20	prismatic wad	1,673
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#156	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
#268	pumpkin beer	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#216	purple corpsel	1
#440	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#178	queen cookie	4
#120	rabbit punch	1
#587	radio button candy	1
#21	ratini	152
#217	red China marble	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#165	red-and-green sweater	19
#209	red-headed corpse	1
#515	redrum	1
#25	refrigerated biohazard container	1
#901	ridiculous cocktail	2
#554	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#83	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#494	roll in the hay	1
#71	roll of toilet paper	1,429
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#78	rubber WWBD? bracelet	48
#83	rubber WWJD? bracelet	51
#53	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	66
#85	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	45
#154	rubber emo roe	183
#647	rum and cola	1
#327	s'more	14
#854	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#1269	sandwich of the gods	4
#336	sangria	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#1033	sawblade shield	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#588	screwdriver	1
#80	secret from the future	2
#172	sham champagne	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#258	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#174	shot of peach schnapps	1
#167	shot of pear schnapps	1
#357	shot of rotgut	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#309	shrinking powder	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
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#72	stuffed Cheshire bitten	318
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#108	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	231
#652	stuffed Meat	73
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
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#127	stuffed baby gravy fairy	227
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#119	stuffed hand turkey	229
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#118	stuffed mind flayer	243
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#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
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#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
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#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
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#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
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#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
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#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
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#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
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#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
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#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#132	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	10
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
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#899	toy deathbot	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
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#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#21	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	33
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#201	twinkly wad	1,500
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#1543	unusual disco ball	1
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#8	villainous scythe	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#465	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#165	wad of cotton	18
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#155	whoopie cushion	174
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#181	wind-up chattering teeth	156
#415	wine spritzer	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#131	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#696	wrench bracelet	3
#96	wumpus hair	23
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#129	x-ray specs	171
#336	yellow brick road	1
#119	yellow glowstick	11
#158	yellow snowcone	180
🥇	yield shield	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 62,904 items total!

what items are this player missing?