| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #679 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #61 | BGE temporary tattoo | 10 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #603 | BURT | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #624 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #472 | Crimbo fudge | 23 |
| #534 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #137 | Nardz energy beverage | 6 |
| #102 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 3 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #217 | Wolfman Nardz | 7 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #262 | bath ball gift set | 19 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #762 | bone chips | 7 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #137 | bottle of fire | 104 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #110 | bugbear purification pill | 2 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1527 | candy cane | 20 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #428 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #151 | corrupted data | 159 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #639 | herringcello | 26 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #149 | licorice root | 57 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #353 | mime soul fragment | 8 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #618 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #116 | mulled cider | 16 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #28 | pacification grenade | 6 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #586 | paperclip | 60 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #379 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #125 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #669 | quantum taco | 5 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #202 | rigid carapace | 17 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #234 | slow jam collection | 19 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #163 | spooky bark | 105 |
| #166 | spooky sap | 67 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #171 | squirming egg sac | 98 |
| #277 | strange cube | 5 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #240 | unearthed potsherd | 13 |
| #1259 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #371 | volcanic ash | 9 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |