| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #61 | BGE temporary tattoo | 10 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #592 | BURT | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #471 | Crimbo fudge | 23 |
| #533 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #137 | Nardz energy beverage | 6 |
| #100 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #218 | Wolfman Nardz | 7 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #262 | bath ball gift set | 19 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #764 | bone chips | 7 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #137 | bottle of fire | 104 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #111 | bugbear purification pill | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #151 | corrupted data | 159 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #149 | licorice root | 57 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #353 | mime soul fragment | 8 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #117 | mulled cider | 16 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #28 | pacification grenade | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #585 | paperclip | 60 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #202 | rigid carapace | 17 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #233 | slow jam collection | 19 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #163 | spooky bark | 105 |
| #163 | spooky sap | 67 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #171 | squirming egg sac | 98 |
| #275 | strange cube | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #239 | unearthed potsherd | 13 |
| #1262 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #370 | volcanic ash | 9 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |