| #14 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4,353 |
| #5 | "KICK ME" sign | 492 |
| #4 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1,196 |
| #78 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #23 | Amulet of Yendor | 685 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #54 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #87 | BRAINS shorts | 15 |
| #38 | BRICKO brick | 17,452 |
| #264 | BRICKO eye brick | 76 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #167 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 16 |
| #35 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #61 | Big Punk | 5 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #189 | Blood Light | 23 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #122 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 14 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #40 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 11 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #36 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #350 | CRIMBCO mug | 39 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO wine | 47 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #67 | Carpathian longsword | 20 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #213 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 132 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #233 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #48 | D roll | 227 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #42 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 11 |
| #167 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 33 |
| #225 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #135 | FDKOL commendation | 5,653 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #15 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 198 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #54 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #45 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 11 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #46 | Friendliness Beverage | 219 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #25 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 531 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #339 | Go-Wassail | 53 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #11 | Groll doll | 496 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #9 | How to Play Othello | 155 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1201 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #119 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #22 | Jack-in-the-box | 119 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #7 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 471 |
| #7 | LCD game: Food Eater | 486 |
| #7 | LCD game: Garbage River | 505 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #14 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 181 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #9 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 59 |
| #49 | Liam's mail | 28 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #17 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2,802 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #37 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #8 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 698 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #82 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 29 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Bropane | 487 |
| #11 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 146 |
| #11 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 181 |
| #10 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 100 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 410 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 539 |
| #10 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 58 |
| #8 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 270 |
| #8 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 583 |
| #10 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 311 |
| #9 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 438 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #382 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #12 | Mr. Haggis | 361 |
| #235 | NPZR chemistry set | 20 |
| #55 | New Zealand iced tea | 218 |
| #79 | Nightstalker perfume | 39 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #63 | Nuclear Blastball | 72 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #74 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 4,133 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #103 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 11 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #243 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 6 |
| #96 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 12 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 9 |
| #305 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 7 |
| #254 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #75 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 13 |
| #160 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 12 |
| #91 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 7 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
| #125 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 14 |
| #107 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 15 |
| #102 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 15 |
| #254 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #21 | Red Rover BB gun | 137 |
| #61 | Roman sadnals | 7 |
| #15 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 170 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #407 | Schrödinger's thermos | 40 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #254 | Silver Bullet beer | 10 |
| #74 | Spookyraven signet | 19 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #46 | Strix stix | 78 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #27 | TI-9000 calculator | 118 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #36 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 18 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #390 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #12 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 641 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2,282 |
| #6 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2,348 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2,265 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2,369 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #11 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 58 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #360 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 35 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #62 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 14 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #7 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 4,053 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #26 | Z-Bone steak | 113 |
| #13 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 536 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥈 | abstraction: action | 2,470 |
| #5 | abstraction: category | 1,008 |
| #12 | abstraction: certainty | 82 |
| #10 | abstraction: joy | 78 |
| #15 | abstraction: motion | 77 |
| 🥉 | abstraction: perception | 930 |
| #4 | abstraction: purpose | 996 |
| 🥉 | abstraction: sensation | 2,291 |
| 🥇 | abstraction: thought | 2,348 |
| #16 | actual reality goggles | 360 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #7 | airblaster gun | 623 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #273 | ammonite fossil | 18 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #252 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #929 | antique record album | 1 |
| #135 | antique souvenir drawing | 6 |
| #96 | arrowgram | 46 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #31 | bag of airline peanuts | 627 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #341 | banana-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #865 | bananagate | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #64 | banjo kazoo mount | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #350 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #24 | bejeweled cufflinks | 104 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #355 | belemnite fossil | 13 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #83 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #167 | bite-me-red lipstick | 123 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #22 | black candy heart | 674 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #17 | black-and-blue light | 2,813 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #355 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 4 |
| #60 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #111 | blue grass | 11 |
| #16 | blue plasma ball | 2,818 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #283 | bottle of bubbles | 39 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #103 | bowl of Jeal-O | 53 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #8 | breakfast mess | 3,124 |
| #10 | breakfast miracle | 33 |
| #43 | brick | 745 |
| #136 | brine | 111 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #177 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #62 | burnt snowpants | 22 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #234 | can of Binarrrca | 45 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #114 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4 | can of sardines | 1,242 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #96 | candied bolts | 8 |
| #623 | candied nuts | 2 |
| #4137 | candy cane | 2 |
| #51 | candy cigarette | 56 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #31 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | cap gun | 511 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #139 | chainsaw chain | 5 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #17 | cheap studded belt | 2,837 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #6 | chewable paper | 488 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #136 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #230 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #28 | clown hammer | 653 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | confiscated cell phone | 948 |
| #5 | confiscated comic book | 954 |
| 🥉 | confiscated love note | 1,023 |
| #6 | confusing LED clock | 1,238 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #208 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #34 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #245 | corrupted data | 73 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #4 | cuppa Activi tea | 197 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Alacri tea | 186 |
| #4 | cuppa Boo tea | 206 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Chari tea | 198 |
| #4 | cuppa Craft tea | 202 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Cruel tea | 195 |
| #4 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 196 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Feroci tea | 186 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 209 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 231 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Frost tea | 194 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Gill tea | 183 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 201 |
| #4 | cuppa Improprie tea | 192 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Insani tea | 179 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 196 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Loyal tea | 206 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Mana tea | 228 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 208 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 209 |
| #4 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 181 |
| #4 | cuppa Nas tea | 219 |
| #4 | cuppa Net tea | 217 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 208 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 207 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Physicali tea | 193 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Proprie tea | 203 |
| #10 | cuppa Royal tea | 202 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 217 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 192 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Toast tea | 204 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Twen tea | 207 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 227 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Vitali tea | 194 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Voraci tea | 221 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Wit tea | 222 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Yet tea | 194 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #111 | cursed scrunchie | 11 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #75 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #48 | cylindrical mold | 100 |
| #17 | cymbal syrup | 723 |
| #11 | d10 | 23,279 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #25 | defective skull | 684 |
| 🥉 | dented spoon | 1,995 |
| #42 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #25 | designer handbag | 47 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #97 | dill | 300 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #39 | droll monocle | 30 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #110 | drum of pomade | 12 |
| #6 | dry cleaning receipt | 757 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #98 | dungeoneering kit | 7 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #86 | ear poison | 60 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #387 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #611 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #692 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #22 | encoder ring | 691 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #32 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 712 |
| #118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
| #68 | extremely skinny jeans | 12 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #36 | fake fake vomit | 679 |
| #26 | fake hand | 683 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #28 | fancy opera glasses | 88 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| 🥈 | finger exerciser | 2,018 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #46 | fish juice box | 59 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #13 | flavored foot massage oil | 2,778 |
| #60 | fleshy lump | 20 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #13 | foam dart | 2,829 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #28 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 13 |
| #79 | frigid derringer | 17 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1366 | fudgecule | 3 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #50 | future drug: Coolscaline | 45 |
| #35 | future drug: Muscularactum | 60 |
| #41 | future drug: Smartinex | 61 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #20 | garish pinky ring | 109 |
| #39 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #23 | ghost beer | 36 |
| #154 | ghost cucumber | 254 |
| #103 | ghost protocol | 7 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #120 | ghostly body paint | 41 |
| #28 | ghostly dagger | 7 |
| #21 | giant designer sunglasses | 112 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #84 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #36 | gladiator tunica | 24 |
| #208 | glass of herbal tequila | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 509 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #175 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2659 | googly eye | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #208 | green gummi ingot | 163 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #11 | grip key | 26 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #4 | gym membership card | 970 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #7 | haggis socks | 591 |
| #6 | haggis-infused soap | 1,242 |
| #10 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 712 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #116 | hamlet sandwich | 66 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #52 | handful of crafty noodles | 9 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #58 | haunted bindle | 22 |
| #85 | hawk | 12 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #79 | heavy crown | 21 |
| #234 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #44 | hep waders | 7 |
| #696 | herringcello | 25 |
| #6 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1,441 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #7 | home robotics kit | 650 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #38 | iFlail | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #26 | iShield | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #27 | impure gasoline | 120 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #88 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #26 | jazz soap | 700 |
| #413 | jerky coins | 49 |
| #38 | jive turkey leg | 74 |
| #21 | joybuzzer | 724 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #55 | kiwi beak | 21 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #46 | law-abiding citizen cane | 14 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #34 | legitimate business on the beach | 150 |
| #1750 | length of string | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #471 | licorice root | 5 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #104 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 12 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #165 | lollipop stick | 473 |
| #6 | lost key | 508 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #48 | madius | 9 |
| #26 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 663 |
| #5 | magicberry tablets | 1,262 |
| #10 | magnetic sculpture kit | 335 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #98 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #506 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #188 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #33 | mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #29 | modern picture frame | 1 |
| #45 | molten brick | 246 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #18 | mood ring | 694 |
| #175 | motivational poster | 22 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #97 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| 🥉 | nail file | 1,694 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #597 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #136 | nastygeist | 4 |
| #151 | necrotizing body spray | 61 |
| #374 | negative lump | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #54 | non-aged vinegar | 71 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #366 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #230 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #4 | old love note | 2,061 |
| #5 | old school beer pull tab | 1,631 |
| #10 | old school calculator watch | 612 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #171 | overloaded micro-reactor | 4 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #240 | pack of pogs | 79 |
| #35 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #54 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #23 | packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe | 1 |
| #51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #46 | paint bomb | 69 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #6 | pat of butter | 1,490 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #22 | peanut brittle shield | 149 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #389 | peppermint tailings | 6 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #20 | personal massager | 1,480 |
| #18 | personalized coffee mug | 2,830 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #27 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 640 |
| #26 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 668 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #293 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #387 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #143 | pitted sheet metal | 7 |
| #24 | plaid cowboy hat | 24 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #322 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #31 | plastic nightmare troll | 24 |
| #4 | plastic nunchaku | 473 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #6 | pocket lint (blue) | 14 |
| 🥉 | pocket lint (green) | 20 |
| #7 | pocket lint (orange) | 9 |
| #5 | pocket lint (white) | 13 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #491 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #13 | pool torpedo | 462 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #6 | portable cassette player | 489 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #466 | portable photocopier | 13 |
| #117 | portable table | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #92 | press-on ribs | 71 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #17 | pumpkin | 352 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #382 | quantum taco | 40 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #28 | radiator heater shield | 13 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #27 | rattler rattle | 81 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #205 | red gummi ingot | 166 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #14 | red-and-green sweater | 117 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1136 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #111 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #2485 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #32 | rubber emo roe | 733 |
| 🥉 | rubber spider | 483 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #29 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 19 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #51 | salt wages | 192 |
| #1702 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2396 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #183 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #49 | silent pea shooter | 28 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #183 | sleeve deuce | 5 |
| #207 | slow jam collection | 21 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #175 | smoking grass | 533 |
| #71 | smoldering bagel punch | 13 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #17 | snow machine | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #5 | soggy used band-aid | 530 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #89 | sorority brain | 18 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #164 | sparking robo-battery | 8 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #834 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #26 | spooky lasso | 80 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #79 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 7 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #236 | squirming egg sac | 59 |
| #70 | standards and practices guide | 16 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #60 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #15 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 2,825 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5 | sticky hand whip | 447 |
| #112 | stink-penny | 57 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #15 | stress ball | 60 |
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| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
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| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
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| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
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| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
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| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
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| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #34 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
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| #2530 | unstable laser battery | 10 |
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| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | vampire pellet | 5 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
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| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
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| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
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| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
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| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
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| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
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| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
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| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
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| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
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| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
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| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #184 | warbear requisition box | 21 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
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| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
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| #133 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #246 | warbear whosit | 610 |
| #9 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 508 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
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| #99 | whisker pencil | 86 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
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| #78 | white tulip | 5 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #54 | willyweed | 70 |
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| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
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