| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #495 | CRIMBCO scrip | 485 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #82 | Crimbeau de toilette | 3 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbo fudge | 29 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #357 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 4 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #261 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 23 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #192 | FDKOL commendation | 3,414 |
| #376 | FDKOL hotcakes | 6 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #25 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 6 |
| #10 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #457 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #135 | How to Play Othello | 2 |
| #21 | Humpty Dumplings | 2 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #68 | Lobster qua Grill | 3 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #31 | Mark of the Bugbear | 10 |
| #22 | Mark of the Ghost | 12 |
| #29 | Mark of the Skeleton | 9 |
| #35 | Mark of the Vampire | 8 |
| #33 | Mark of the Werewolf | 10 |
| #16 | Mark of the Zombie | 17 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #53 | Morbidda trading card | 3 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #473 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #45 | Othello's dagger | 4 |
| #56 | Othello's handkerchief | 3 |
| #54 | Othello's military jacket | 3 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #40 | Serenity trading card | 3 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #33 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 6 |
| #34 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 6 |
| #22 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 13 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #438 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 26 |
| #410 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 29 |
| #466 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 22 |
| #40 | Take Eleven Bar | 6 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #76 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #56 | White Hyborian | 5 |
| #48 | Woldo trading card | 3 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #63 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #74 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #23 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #40 | beautiful soup | 5 |
| #312 | beertini | 6 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #224 | bindlestocking | 12 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #39 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #154 | black spot | 5 |
| #68 | blank fudge mold | 10 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #246 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 38 |
| #690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #251 | boulder | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #80 | bowl of Jeal-O | 99 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #173 | chakra sludge | 5 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #87 | cheer extractor | 5 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #51 | chocolate cigar | 25 |
| #148 | chorizo brownies | 15 |
| #116 | chorizo taco | 55 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #346 | club necklace | 18 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #146 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 13 |
| #568 | colorful plastic ball | 5 |
| #52 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #25 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #12 | croquet hedgehog | 8 |
| #374 | cruelty-free wine | 4 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #41 | delicious comfit? | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #375 | diamond necklace | 16 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #58 | ear poison | 114 |
| #38 | eggman noodles | 6 |
| #68 | eldritch alignment spray | 10 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #214 | eldritch effluvium | 94 |
| #40 | eldritch essence | 3 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #9 | eldritch oil | 51 |
| #18 | eldritch scanner | 2 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1727 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #529 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 50 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #30 | executive mime flask | 39 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #388 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #181 | fancy opera glasses | 23 |
| #226 | fat bottom quark | 6 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #19 | flamingo mallet | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #481 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #292 | ghost trap | 3 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #51 | ghostly dagger | 3 |
| #118 | giant designer sunglasses | 34 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #215 | glass of baboon milk | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #103 | green pill | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #61 | grip key | 3 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #66 | hawk | 24 |
| #73 | heavy crown | 25 |
| #337 | hemp candy necklace | 2 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #251 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork cuckoo | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #47 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral X | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XII | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1011 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 19 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #265 | magical pony: Uniquity | 6 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #36 | meme generator | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a C | 15 |
| #102 | memory of a G | 14 |
| #210 | memory of a T | 5 |
| #102 | memory of an A | 12 |
| #32 | memory of an AT base pair | 8 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #54 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #50 | mime army rations | 8 |
| #42 | mime army superserum | 4 |
| #20 | mime army wine | 16 |
| #64 | mime eraser | 15 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #62 | missing wine | 3 |
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| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
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| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
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| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
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| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
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| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
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| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
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| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
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| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
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| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
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| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
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| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
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| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #167 | tomato daiquiri | 10 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #45 | transmission from planet Xi | 1 |
| #51 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #48 | trilobite fossil | 110 |
| #284 | tropical orchid | 8 |
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| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
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| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #50 | walrus ice cream | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #270 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 10 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #204 | warbear battery | 14 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #204 | warbear bearserker potion | 3 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
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| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #118 | warbear feasting bread | 5 |
| #76 | warbear feasting mead | 10 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #271 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #319 | warbear helm fragment | 3 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
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| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #163 | warbear liquid overcoat | 9 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #310 | warbear trouser fragment | 3 |
| #165 | warbear wardance potion | 9 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #38 | wax banana | 1 |
| #153 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 16 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #522 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 51 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
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| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |