| #43 | 5-hour acrimony | 142 |
| #61 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 14 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #26 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 6 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #14 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 6 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #23 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 3 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 2 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 2 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #33 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 15 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #49 | Ecto-Cooler | 19 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #857 | FDKOL commendation | 6 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #727 | Goodfella contract | 9 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #19 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #143 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #167 | NPZR chemistry set | 34 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #129 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #85 | Sinful Desires | 9 |
| #42 | Summer Nights | 12 |
| #120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
| #20 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 60 |
| #153 | The Art of Slapfighting | 8 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #23 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
| #6 | The Cooler Out of Space | 417 |
| #19 | The Joy of Wassailing | 70 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #33 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 23 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #62 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 39 |
| #45 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 509 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #32 | angst burger | 322 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #542 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #624 | baggie of powdered sugar | 19 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #350 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #112 | bone aperitif | 5 |
| #73 | bone meal | 7 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #234 | brine | 78 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #237 | burnt flower | 17 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #64 | canteen of wine | 260 |
| #6 | chocolate cigar | 99 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #16 | deadly lampshade | 37 |
| #594 | delicious salad | 68 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #446 | dill | 90 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #538 | dollhive | 14 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #14 | elven limbos gingerbread | 350 |
| #8 | elven moonshine | 565 |
| #16 | elven whittling knife | 5 |
| #92 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #42 | filthy lucre | 382 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #485 | ghost cucumber | 92 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #14 | gingerservo | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #22 | knuckle sandwich | 633 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #22 | leather aviator's cap | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #46 | licorice garrote | 28 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #28 | miniature antlers | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #23 | plot hole | 18,481 |
| #50 | poison pen | 17 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #433 | portable photocopier | 15 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | psycho sweater | 7 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #55 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #82 | sensitive poetry journal | 10 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #31 | silver shotgun shell | 17 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #50 | sorority brain | 32 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #138 | spooky sap | 78 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shorts | 6 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #156 | witch hat | 5 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |