| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #28 | BitterSweetTarts | 500 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #185 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 3 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #508 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Polka Pop | 500 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #40 | innuendo | 6 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #107 | squirming egg sac | 139 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #52 | sugar sheet | 1,112 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |