| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #235 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 11 |
| #332 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #329 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #223 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 12 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #705 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #457 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 24 |
| #155 | ammonite fossil | 38 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #177 | belemnite fossil | 30 |
| #159 | box | 100 |
| #309 | box of Dweebs | 2 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #213 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #413 | corrupted data | 25 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #168 | green gummi ingot | 203 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #669 | killing feather | 53 |
| #61 | lead yo-yo | 5 |
| #6 | letterman's jacket | 49 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #151 | mime soul fragment | 25 |
| #613 | monomolecular yo-yo | 80 |
| #367 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #179 | red gummi ingot | 193 |
| #131 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #502 | squirming egg sac | 16 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #130 | tiny ninja sword | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #969 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #663 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #849 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #667 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 7 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #545 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #446 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #303 | trilobite fossil | 15 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #163 | yellow gummi ingot | 204 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #185 | yohohoyo | 16 |