| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #236 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 11 |
| #332 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #330 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 12 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #257 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #704 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #457 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 24 |
| #155 | ammonite fossil | 38 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #177 | belemnite fossil | 30 |
| #159 | box | 100 |
| #310 | box of Dweebs | 2 |
| #5530 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #213 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #413 | corrupted data | 25 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #167 | green gummi ingot | 203 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #670 | killing feather | 53 |
| #61 | lead yo-yo | 5 |
| #6 | letterman's jacket | 49 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #151 | mime soul fragment | 25 |
| #614 | monomolecular yo-yo | 80 |
| #366 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #179 | red gummi ingot | 193 |
| #131 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #502 | squirming egg sac | 16 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #130 | tiny ninja sword | 9 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #968 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #662 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #849 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #667 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 7 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #545 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #446 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #709 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #303 | trilobite fossil | 15 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #163 | yellow gummi ingot | 204 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #185 | yohohoyo | 16 |