| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1668 | Angry Farmer candy | 6 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #513 | FDKOL commendation | 203 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #168 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 31 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #615 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 10 |
| #690 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 6 |
| #658 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 8 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1462 | awful poetry journal | 7 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #165 | blue class ring | 25 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #314 | corrupted data | 49 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #976 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #100 | fudge cube | 3 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #860 | furry fur | 27 |
| #1057 | giant needle | 3 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1290 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #79 | pog #01 (spider) | 12 |
| #85 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 12 |
| #108 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 10 |
| #119 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 9 |
| #80 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 13 |
| #78 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 12 |
| #74 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 14 |
| #85 | pog #08 (hellion) | 11 |
| #102 | pog #09 (pirate) | 11 |
| #71 | pog #10 (hobo) | 15 |
| #60 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 16 |
| #419 | pretty flower | 292 |
| #42 | pulled porquoise pendant | 2 |
| #40 | ratskin belt | 2 |
| #180 | red class ring | 97 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #290 | spooky stick | 35 |
| #562 | squirming egg sac | 12 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #171 | white class ring | 65 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |