Museum :: Jizwink

Jizwink

Rank	Item	Quantity
#78	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	18
#688	1-ball	5
#195	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	54
#757	2-ball	4
#1080	3-ball	2
#88	30669 scroll	121
#175	33398 scroll	125
#36	334 scroll	170
#471	4-ball	9
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#647	5-ball	5
#554	6-ball	7
#262	64067 scroll	1
#102	668 scroll	14
#96	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	46
#414	7-ball	11
#648	8-ball	27
#109	9-ball	10
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#196	ASCII shirt	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#383	Angry Farmer candy	281
#102	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#26	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#141	Atomic Comic	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#40	BGE merchandise order form	77
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#15	BitterSweetTarts	1,000
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#358	Black No. 2	13
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#118	Bulky Buddy Box	24
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#165	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#176	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#156	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#11	CRIMBCO lanyard	101
#350	CRIMBCO mug	39
#483	CRIMBCO wine	16
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#203	CSA fire-starting kit	70
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1368	Cloaca grenade	4
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#222	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	24
#117	Crimbo Credit	104
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#20	Crimbonium fuel rod	176
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#44	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	123
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#53	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	108
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#45	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	125
#51	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	34
#49	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	120
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#60	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	31
#48	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	120
#51	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	34
#46	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	120
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#10	Crimboween memo	668
#691	Crimbuck	1,338
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#294	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	21
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#118	FDKOL commendation	6,552
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#199	Genalen™ Bottle	12
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#312	Go-Wassail	59
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#124	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	8
#233	Instant Karma	43
#186	Jack-in-the-box	30
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	LCD game: Burger Belt	17
🥉	LED block	656
🥇	LWA ring	1
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#14	Libram of Love Songs	4
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#108	M-242	109
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1162	Mad Train wine	16
#240	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	297
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#213	Monstar energy beverage	38
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#135	NPZR chemistry set	43
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#247	Nuclear Blastball	1
#373	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#48	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	337
#841	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#72	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	23
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#58	Schrödinger's thermos	730
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#29	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	3
#191	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	5
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
#172	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#123	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	7
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#888	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#49	Tiki lighter	6
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#130	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	47
#109	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	88
#109	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	83
#109	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	93
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#12	Tuesday's ruby	1,337
#512	Typical Tavern swill	3
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#360	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	35
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#278	a butt tuba	2
#49	a cute angel	1
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#504	accidental cider	1
#432	acid-squirting flower	7
#126	acoustic guitarrr	38
#67	adder bladder	293
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#236	all-purpose cleaner	30
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#332	ammonite fossil	14
#361	amulet of extreme plot significance	39
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#220	ancient protein powder	24
#25	ancient spice	246
#463	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#361	anticheese	16
#111	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	14
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#130	antique bottle opener	8
#126	antique greaves	88
#457	antique hand mirror	4
#134	antique helmet	87
#206	antique pair of blue jeans	4
#456	antique record album	5
#287	antique shield	28
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#278	antique spear	29
#175	asbestos apron	7
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#206	asbestos ore	35
#119	asbestos staff	5
#150	asbestos sword	5
#189	asparagus knife	54
#451	aspirin	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#402	awful poetry journal	288
#464	baby killer bee	21
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#567	baconstone	14
#93	baconstone pendant	4
#49	baconstone ring	6
#1166	badass belt	47
#133	badger badge	1
#245	bag of Cheat-Os	46
#16	bag of bones	40
#1312	ball	3
#496	balloon monkey	3
#132	ballroom blintz	60
#152	bananagate	45
#118	banjo strings	3
#551	bar skin	13
#299	barbed-wire fence	17
#147	bargain flash powder	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#763	barrrnacle	17
#232	bat guano	70
#210	bat wing	85
#32	bat-ass leather jacket	15
#223	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#224	batgut	153
#182	bath ball gift set	25
#12	battered Crimbo Crate	1,966
#227	battered hubcap	1
#268	beach glass bead	16
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#207	beer bomb	196
#258	beer lens	10
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#24	beholed bedsheet	19
#424	belemnite fossil	10
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#224	big boom	6
#415	big red clown nose	13
#134	big rock	14
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#189	bird rib	9
#277	bit of clingfilm	15
#228	bit-o-cactus	18
#403	black helmet	4
#389	black kettle drum	1
#409	black pepper	3
#281	black pixel	97
#467	black pudding	3
#110	black sheepskin diploma	3
#478	black snake skin	8
#436	black sword	4
#88	black-and-blue light	662
#286	blackberry	35
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#39	blind-packed capsule toy	500
#48	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	310
#649	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#336	blood flower	25
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#439	blue class ring	5
#11	blue glowstick	32
#106	blue plasma ball	611
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
#193	blue-frosted astral cupcake	7
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#166	bone chips	116
#195	bone meal	2
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#194	booty chest charrrm	48
#205	bottle of Blank-Out	70
#150	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	16
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#209	bottle of alcohol	18
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#250	bottle of bubbles	46
#650	bottle of gin	16
#775	bottle of goofballs	33
#5	bottle of lovebug pheromones	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#621	bottle of rum	55
#166	bottle of sake	6
#583	bottle of tequila	26
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#821	bottle of vodka	7
#416	bottle of whiskey	79
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#39	bow staff	2
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#43	bowler	2
#322	box	39
#1782	box of sunshine	86
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#502	breaded beer	1
#2374	brick	2
#314	briefcase	17
#106	brine	142
#114	broken carburetor	2
#390	broken skull	43
#275	bubblewrap ore	7
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#38	bugbear purification pill	19
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#90	bunch of bananas	63
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#178	cactus fruit	14
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#113	can of fake snow	3
#771	candy cane	47
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#716	candy stake	9
#193	cannonball charrrm	44
#79	canteen of wine	230
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#274	cardboard ore	7
#244	cat appendix	17
#216	catgut	46
#324	cement sandals	3
#678	chaos butterfly	117
#231	cheap cigar butt	9
#14	cheap plastic bottle opener	389
#698	cheap toaster	3
#164	cherry	43
#111	chocolate cigar	15
#50	chocolate spurs	11
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#224	chrome ore	28
🥈	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1,342
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#256	clay peace-sign bead	16
#72	clockwork claws	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#533	clown skin	7
#3274	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#34	colored-light "necklace"	7
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#468	cool mushroom	4
#496	corrupted data	14
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#23	crate of fish meat	2
#56	cream pie	43
#15	crystallized memory	9
#195	cursed sea biscuit	9
#12	cylindrical mold	418
#354	dance card	4
#33	deactivated nanobots	1
#31	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#179	decaying goldfish liver	46
#4	deck of tropical cards	118
#221	decorative fountain	40
#481	delicious salad	103
#275	demon skin	44
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#453	designer handbag	6
🥇	detour shield	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1147	dill	12
#120	dingy planks	3
#818	disassembled clover	28
#58	disbelief suspenders	33
#123	disco ball	513
#134	disco mask	443
#346	dishrag	1
#88	displaced fish	120
#125	distention pill	1
#407	disturbing fanfic	326
#474	divine champagne flute	4
#113	doll house	51
#239	dollhive	42
#205	dried face	19
#825	dry noodles	11
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#284	dusty Crimbo crate	37
#863	dusty bottle of Marsala	3
#182	dusty bottle of Merlot	142
#782	dusty bottle of Muscat	5
#196	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	124
#193	dusty bottle of Port	131
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#905	dwarf bread	3
#1241	easter egg balloon	20
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#187	elven limbos gingerbread	65
#49	elven cellocello	127
#49	elven moonshine	155
#4	elven suicide capsule	1,694
#285	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	45
#668	empty agua de vida bottle	140
#870	empty blowgun	1
#322	enchanted bean	7
#779	enchanted leopard-print barbell	8
#211	enormous belt buckle	17
#70	essential tofu	2
#193	evil golden arch	65
#238	evil googly eye	19
#694	evil teddy bear	18
#43	exactly-three-shaped box	2
#283	eye of newt	41
#695	facsimile dictionary	13
#80	fairy-worn boots	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#172	fancy chocolate	15
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#1280	felt	6
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#686	festive sausage	2
#44	fiery wing	195
#173	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	17
#970	filthy lucre	29
#455	fire	12
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#466	flange	3
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#303	floaty sand	57
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#25	flytrap bezoar	2
#294	foam dart	164
#286	forest tears	2
#62	fortune cookie	177
#76	fossilized baboon skull	10
#41	fossilized bat skull	16
#29	fossilized demon skull	19
#35	fossilized limb	286
#53	fossilized serpent skull	15
#37	fossilized spider skull	15
#135	fossilized spike	36
#33	fossilized spine	59
#14	fossilized torso	604
#18	fossilized wing	176
#61	fossilized wyrm skull	12
#617	frightful feather	4
#139	frigid fudgepuck	31
#464	frozen banquet	4
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#40	fudge bunny	18
#197	fudge cube	1
#54	fudge spork	9
#68	fudgecycle	3
#294	furry fur	387
#803	fuzzy dice	7
#705	ghuol egg	11
#244	giant needle	260
#181	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#157	gingerbread bugbear	157
#524	gingerbread horror	11
#45	gingerbread house	10
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#479	gloomy black mushroom	6
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#27	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	7
#254	gnatwing	22
#518	golden ring	43
#2658	googly eye	1
#97	green beer	160
#320	green clay bead	30
#188	green gummi ingot	181
#377	grue egg	68
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#533	guy made of bee pollen	4
#442	gyroscope	6
#542	hamethyst	15
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#1378	handful of confetti	28
#9	handful of honey	536
#127	handful of numbers	3
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1396	heart of the volcano	2
#164	heavy D	869
#158	hellion cube	61
#193	helmet turtle	442
#126	hemp net	3
#220	herringcello	42
#78	hideous egg	24
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1305	iGoogly	4
#155	icy katana hilt	31
#81	imitation crab crate	10
#473	immense cyborg hand	8
#383	incense bath ball	2
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#84	invisible bag	9
#290	irradiated candy cane	13
#154	jabañero pepper	4
#56	jar of swamp gas	1,563
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#238	jerky coins	97
#41	jingle bell	1
#309	ketchup hound	15
#1094	killing feather	40
#106	king cookie	2
#1114	kite	5
#70	knuckle sandwich	330
#152	kumquartz	44
#490	laser-broiled pear	17
#230	lavender candy heart	125
#124	lavender candygram	4
#202	leaf of grass	1
#45	leaflet	66
#235	leathery rat skin	16
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#179	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#119	linoleum stick	1
#62	loaded serum blowgun	46
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#51	lollipop stick	1,250
#42	loose teeth	3,773
🥇	lost key	2,292
#569	lovecat tail	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#76	mariachi pants	463
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#230	massive gemstone	5
#7	meat st‰¿bing club	1,198
#109	mime soul fragment	44
#54	miniature antlers	2
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#144	missing wine	1
#172	molten brick	76
#262	monomolecular yo-yo	275
#246	motivational poster	16
#94	mummy costume	81
#153	mushroom fermenting solution	48
#1119	mylar scout drone	3
#863	nanite-infested candy cane	13
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#138	nanofiber cloth	48
#112	ninja rope	1
#55	note from Clancy	1
#299	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#481	oozenog	7
#440	opera mask	1
#184	orange candygram	3
#368	orange glowstick	6
#184	orange-frosted astral cupcake	7
#145	original G	1,061
#157	oriole-feather headdress	8
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#122	pack of pogs	152
#48	packet of mayfly bait	2
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#9	panicked kernel	4
#109	paperclip	461
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#19	party hat	1,337
#414	passable elf mask	10
#91	pasta spoon	563
#174	pearidot	40
#434	penguin focaccia bread	31
#164	peppermint tailings	153
#117	personal massager	327
#280	pet rock	27
#248	petit 4.1	4
#100	petrified wood	106
#254	phat turquoise bead	30
#332	phish stick	3
#555	pile of dusty animal bones	4
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#71	pine tar	9
#44	pink candy heart	1,152
#114	pink candygram	6
#349	pink clay bead	38
#158	pink-frosted astral cupcake	8
#229	plain brown wrapper	2
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#173	plastic ingot	43
#71	plastic passion fruit	33
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#202	polyalloy shield	11
#429	pork elf goodies sack	16
#7	portable corkscrew	873
#74	portable photocopier	80
#888	possessed top	6
#813	potted cactus	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#579	pretty flower	128
#28	pulsing flesh	56
#111	pumpkinhead mask	80
#369	purple clay bead	7
#464	purple-frosted astral cupcake	2
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#34	quantum taco	1,169
#440	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#342	questionable taco	1
#587	radio button candy	1
#146	raffle prize box	2
#438	ratgut	2
#160	ravioli hat	277
#1004	razor-tipped yo-yo	7
#215	really dense meat stack	28
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#192	red gummi ingot	180
#67	reflection of a map	12
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#303	rigid carapace	12
#1169	[2108]rock	2
#12	rockfish stomach	251
#69	rogue swarmer	275
#576	ruby W	11
🥇	rxr shield	1
#310	salamander spleen	33
#865	sandwich of the gods	8
#150	saucepan	480
#1286	sawblade fragment	42
#16	scroll of pasta summoning	873
#803	scrumptious reagent	11
#93	seal tooth	414
#156	seal-clubbing club	440
#125	secret from the future	1
#618	servomechanical torsion facilitator	4
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#327	shimmering tendrils	2
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#130	skewer	85
#203	sleeping stocking	14
#97	sleeve deuce	58
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#287	slow jam collection	15
#46	smoked potsherd	26
#54	sneaky wrapping paper	29
#171	soap knife	1
#842	solid gold bowling ball	17
#99	soy cordial	5
#270	space jam	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#95	sparkler	110
#1806	spectre scepter	12
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#98	spirit blanket	4
#82	spirit mattress	5
#85	spirit pillow	5
#80	spirit sheet	5
#101	spooky bark	180
#333	spooky cosmetics bag	7
#468	spooky eggnog	11
#245	spooky hockey mask	6
#659	spooky length of string	15
#82	spooky sap	130
#625	spooky stuffing	9
#1325	spooky wooden block	3
#232	sprocket	126
#64	squamous polyp	1
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#342	squirming egg sac	33
#1281	stainless steel scarf	2
#344	stainless steel shillelagh	11
#1224	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1007	stainless steel solitaire	3
#205	stolen accordion	337
#60	stone banjo	11
🥇	stop shield	1
#48	strange cube	47
#213	strawberyl	34
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#3307	stuffed Cheshire bitten	13
#4244	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	9
#380	stuffed alien blob	16
#273	stuffed angry cow	125
#2361	stuffed astral badger	21
#1763	stuffed baby gravy fairy	30
#2711	stuffed cocoabo	17
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#2390	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	21
#2564	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	19
#217	stuffed gray blob	211
#4312	stuffed hand turkey	9
#3197	stuffed mind flayer	14
#3418	stuffed scary death orb	13
#451	stuffed shoulder parrot	48
#2373	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	21
#2961	stuffed snowy owl	15
#4053	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	10
#2913	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	16
#2689	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	18
#2120	stuffing	2
#626	sturdy Crimbo crate	21
#349	styrofoam ore	4
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#256	sucker hakama	1
#644	sucker scaffold	4
#39	sugar-coated pine cone	126
#274	sunken chest	58
#138	superamplified boom box	3
#129	superheated fudge	34
#24	sushi-rolling mat	2
#630	sweet mochi ball	7
#178	sword hilt	1
#92	synthetic dog hair pill	3
#360	taco shell	22
#322	tasket	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#401	teddy bear	17
#549	teddy borg	16
#776	ten-leaf clover	6
#119	thin black candle	2,715
🥇	time sleigh	1
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#421	tin magnolia	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#685	tiny bottle of absinthe	6
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1465	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#962	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	5
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#598	tiny plastic Black Knight	12
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#3991	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#1487	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	5
#2162	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#1766	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#1486	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	5
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#919	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	8
#911	tiny plastic Protagonist	8
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#2135	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#3948	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#1083	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#1456	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#1241	tiny plastic astronomer	6
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#6140	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#3305	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#1241	tiny plastic brainsweeper	6
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3316	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#3297	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1058	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	7
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#1413	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#2022	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	9
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#4810	tiny plastic grue	3
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1070	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1463	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#4863	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#743	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#1256	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#1221	tiny plastic whitesnake	6
#1239	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#208	tires	43
#265	tisket	1
#265	toe jam	1
#44	tomato	3,132
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#23	toothsome rock	275
#2069	top	1
#184	tourmalime	39
#578	toy crazy train	15
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#50	tree skirt	5
#666	tree-eating kite	44
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#353	trilobite fossil	12
#13	tropical paperweight	21
#28	tropical wrapping paper	15
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#148	turtle totem	463
#41	twitching claw	54
#315	unearthed potsherd	8
#132	unstable DNA	387
#1426	unstable laser battery	37
#663	unusual disco ball	4
#456	upsy daisy	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
#636	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	14
#225	very overdue library book	1
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#120	vinegar	287
#4	vitachoconutriment capsule	612
#801	wad of dough	11
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#44	warbear beeping telegram	22
🥈	warbear breakfast machine assembler	47
#142	warbear drone assembler	4
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#41	warbear metalworking primer	20
#103	warbear officer requisition box	7
#103	warbear procedural hilarity drone	11
#61	warbear requisition box	101
#7	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	105
🥉	warbear soda machine assembler	62
#62	warbear whosit	3,792
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#61	white candy heart	991
#198	white candygram	2
#630	white class ring	8
#105	white picket fence	33
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#343	wind-up meatcar	34
#339	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#78	wolf mask	742
#107	wolfman mask	78
#48	wooden block	66
#106	worn tophat	30
#332	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#68	yellow candy heart	1,179
#83	yellow candygram	22
#182	yellow gummi ingot	182
#598	yeti fur	129
#298	yo-yo	102
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 79,733 items total!

what items are this player missing?