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#79'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign18
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#194A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes5
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#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
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🥈C.B.F.G.1
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#295Dickory Farms Gift Basket21
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#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#117FDKOL commendation6,552
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#127Fudgie Roll2
🥈Fuzzby1
#35GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card1
#199Genalen™ Bottle12
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#312Go-Wassail59
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#93Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#164Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#124Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration8
#234Instant Karma43
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#378Jocko Homo's head5
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
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🥉LED block656
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🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
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#240Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub297
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#185Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot2
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#50Moping Artistic Goth Kid1
#135NPZR chemistry set43
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#245Nuclear Blastball1
#373Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#49Pack of Alice's Army Cards337
#843Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#71Pick-O-Matic lockpicks23
#468Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#444Pokëmann figurine: Duck3
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#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#410Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf5
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#672Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#57Schrödinger's thermos730
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#29Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts3
#191Spooky-Gro fertilizer5
#1061St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket3
#146Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#158Tales of a Kansas Toymaker16
#172The Art of Slapfighting6
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
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#193The Joy of Wassailing16
#44The Legendary Beat1
#705The Mariachi's guitar case2
#38The Smith's Tome1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
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#49Tiki lighter6
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#131Trivial Avocations Card: What?47
#109Trivial Avocations Card: When?88
#109Trivial Avocations Card: Where?83
#109Trivial Avocations Card: Who?93
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#12Tuesday's ruby1,337
#514Typical Tavern swill3
#143Uncle Crimbo's Rations8
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#361Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide35
#230Uncle Romulus5
#40Underworld sapling1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#46V for Vivala mask1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1150Yellow Moon of Compassion2
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#309Zu Mannkäse Dienen6
#277a butt tuba2
#48a cute angel1
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🥇all-year sucker1
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#575ruby W11
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🥉slippery when wet shield1
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#60stone banjo11
🥇stop shield1
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#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
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#599tiny plastic Black Knight12
#1510tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
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#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
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#2057tiny plastic Felonia2
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#2166tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#1769tiny plastic Hellion4
#1471tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#915tiny plastic Knob Goblin King5
#922tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter8
#1476tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1489tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#919tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy8
#912tiny plastic Protagonist8
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2760tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2139tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#1192tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#1191tiny plastic The Man4
#2155tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2160tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#3950tiny plastic angry goat4
#1084tiny plastic anime smiley7
#1458tiny plastic apathetic lizardman5
#1243tiny plastic astronomer6
#8258tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6148tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1452tiny plastic beanbat5
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#3308tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#830tiny plastic blooper9
#1244tiny plastic brainsweeper6
#1218tiny plastic briefcase bat6
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3319tiny plastic cocoabo5
#3302tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#1183tiny plastic conservationist hippy4
#1244tiny plastic demoninja6
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1219tiny plastic drunk goat6
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1061tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus7
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1792tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#1415tiny plastic fruit golem5
#8158tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4862tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#2025tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#1219tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1767tiny plastic goth giant4
#4815tiny plastic grue3
#1231tiny plastic handsome mariachi6
#6153tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6080tiny plastic killer bee2
#1743tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box4
#4882tiny plastic leprechaun3
#8106tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1071tiny plastic lobsterfrogman7
#4852tiny plastic mosquito3
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2156tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#6138tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1466tiny plastic scary clown5
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2820tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#1432tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#6205tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#1261tiny plastic spooky vampire6
#4868tiny plastic stab bat3
#6173tiny plastic star starfish2
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#745tiny plastic taco cat10
#2769tiny plastic topiary golem2
#1258tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni6
#1075tiny plastic warwelf7
#1222tiny plastic whitesnake6
#1240tiny plastic zmobie6
#208tires43
#265tisket1
#267toe jam1
#44tomato3,132
#1868tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#23toothsome rock275
#2070top1
#184tourmalime39
#578toy crazy train15
#900toy deathbot1
#1281toy mercenary3
#2262toy space helmet1
#1821toy wheel1
#270traffic jam1
#50tree skirt5
#666tree-eating kite44
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#353trilobite fossil12
#13tropical paperweight21
#28tropical wrapping paper15
#248tube of hair oil1
#149turtle totem463
#41twitching claw54
#316unearthed potsherd8
#132unstable DNA387
#1426unstable laser battery37
#669unusual disco ball4
#458upsy daisy1
#245vampire glitter1
#642vertebra of the Bonerdagon14
#228very overdue library book1
#370vibrating cyborg knife12
#120vinegar287
#4vitachoconutriment capsule612
#801wad of dough11
🥇wand of fudge control1
#44warbear beeping telegram22
🥈warbear breakfast machine assembler47
#143warbear drone assembler4
#118warbear jackhammer drill press2
#41warbear metalworking primer20
#103warbear officer requisition box7
#103warbear procedural hilarity drone11
#61warbear requisition box101
#7warbear sequential gaiety distribution system105
🥉warbear soda machine assembler62
#63warbear whosit3,792
#100waterlogged crate2
#61white candy heart991
#198white candygram2
#631white class ring8
#103white picket fence33
#91willowy bonnet1
#342wind-up meatcar34
#338wine-soaked bone chips2
#78wolf mask742
#107wolfman mask78
#46wooden block66
#106worn tophat30
#331woven baling wire bracelets3
#513wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#68yellow candy heart1,179
#83yellow candygram22
#182yellow gummi ingot182
#598yeti fur129
#297yo-yo102
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 79,733 items total!

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