#473 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
#255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#303 | ASCII shirt | 6 |
#113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
#308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
#135 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
#1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
#747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
#792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#92 | Cookbook of the Damned | 5 |
#886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
#1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#1150 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
#1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
#1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
#497 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#2050 | Crimbuck | 34 |
#113 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
#714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
#373 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
#233 | Elmley shades | 4 |
#83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
#337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
#892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
#669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
#111 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
#766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
#228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
#135 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 11 |
#208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
#689 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
#216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
#196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#77 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 10 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
#476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
#101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
#53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
#90 | Schrödinger's thermos | 428 |
#357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
#150 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
#262 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
#644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
#736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
#670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
#99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
#158 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
#346 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 9 |
#633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#145 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
#1948 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
#114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
#154 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
#440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#88 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 24 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
#111 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 35 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
#76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
#151 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
#241 | antique record album | 11 |
#175 | asbestos apron | 7 |
#209 | baconstone | 35 |
#4409 | badass belt | 7 |
#753 | bag of lard | 1 |
#473 | bananagate | 11 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#565 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
#84 | beer-scented teddy bear | 11 |
#768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
#583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
#187 | bone chips | 102 |
#70 | booze-soaked cherry | 10 |
#228 | bottle of Blank-Out | 60 |
#4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
#589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
#286 | buckyball | 18 |
#938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
#1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
#737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
#957 | can of spinach | 1 |
#904 | candied kobold | 2 |
#1347 | candy cane | 24 |
#1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
#667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
#56 | chamoisole | 1 |
#381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
#662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
#2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
#648 | duct tape | 45 |
#285 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
#99 | effluvious emerald | 16 |
#447 | eggnog | 39 |
#946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#295 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
#265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
#3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
#346 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
#525 | festive sausage | 4 |
#73 | filth-encrusted futon | 9 |
#469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
#151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#47 | floaty sand | 459 |
#268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
#269 | foon | 1 |
#289 | frigid fudgepuck | 11 |
#274 | frilly shirt | 2 |
#576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
#886 | fruitcake | 23 |
#143 | fudge lily | 46 |
#309 | fudgecule | 5,851 |
#321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
#1000 | gingerbread bugbear | 21 |
#72 | glacial sapphire | 15 |
#132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
#470 | green gummi ingot | 52 |
#218 | grungy flannel shirt | 3 |
#67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#131 | gyroscope | 23 |
#427 | hamethyst | 19 |
#405 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
#699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
#556 | kumquartz | 8 |
#731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
#421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#822 | lollipop stick | 6 |
#295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
#432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
#119 | lump of diamond | 35 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#562 | mummy costume | 10 |
#182 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
#2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
#883 | pack of pogs | 2 |
#323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
#314 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
#97 | paperclip | 513 |
#1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
#608 | pearidot | 6 |
#987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
#457 | petrified wood | 17 |
#333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
#1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#320 | porquoise | 23 |
#143 | portable photocopier | 45 |
#446 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
#216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
#336 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
#204 | queen cookie | 3 |
#464 | red gummi ingot | 52 |
#309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
#897 | shiny ring | 25 |
#335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
#697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
#493 | slow jam collection | 9 |
#281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
#2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
#668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#551 | spooky bark | 17 |
#554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
#388 | spooky sap | 22 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#362 | stained mattress | 3 |
#1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
#1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
#105 | stapler bear | 1 |
#288 | star shirt | 1 |
#79 | steamy ruby | 22 |
#238 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
#656 | stone of eXtreme power | 11 |
#166 | strange cube | 10 |
#376 | strawberyl | 17 |
#96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
#91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
#407 | sucker scaffold | 20 |
#291 | superheated fudge | 13 |
#592 | supportive bra | 1 |
#79 | tawdry amethyst | 17 |
#927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#500 | tourmalime | 10 |
#222 | towel | 42 |
#658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
#442 | tube sock | 1 |
#156 | unearthly onyx | 7 |
#328 | unstable quark | 1 |
#361 | vampire collar | 4 |
#2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
#468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
#41 | wreath of laurels | 12 |
#844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
#469 | yellow gummi ingot | 52 |
#1106 | yo-yo | 15 |
#478 | yohohoyo | 2 |