| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #842 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #103 | NPZR chemistry set | 60 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #203 | Schrödinger's thermos | 110 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #199 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #73 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #126 | bath ball gift set | 33 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #26 | bone aperitif | 15 |
| #23 | bone meal | 17 |
| #20 | bottle of Blank-Out | 740 |
| #3979 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #342 | brine | 57 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #63 | cranberry schnapps | 6 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #427 | dill | 94 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #162 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 93 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1636 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #683 | fossilized limb | 4 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #12 | fudge bunny | 42 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #110 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #432 | ghost cucumber | 101 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #481 | herringcello | 30 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #160 | quantum taco | 200 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #58 | soy cordial | 7 |
| #270 | spectral pickle | 59 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #574 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #359 | vinegar | 109 |