| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #103 | NPZR chemistry set | 60 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #203 | Schrödinger's thermos | 110 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #126 | bath ball gift set | 33 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #26 | bone aperitif | 15 |
| #23 | bone meal | 17 |
| #20 | bottle of Blank-Out | 740 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #342 | brine | 57 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | cranberry schnapps | 6 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #427 | dill | 94 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #161 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 93 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #686 | fossilized limb | 4 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #13 | fudge bunny | 42 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #108 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #432 | ghost cucumber | 101 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #159 | quantum taco | 200 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #58 | soy cordial | 7 |
| #269 | spectral pickle | 59 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #165 | strange cube | 10 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #359 | vinegar | 109 |