#43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
#126 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 20 |
#923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
#39 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 21 |
#18 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 6 |
#26 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 6 |
#12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 6 |
#14 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 6 |
#25 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 6 |
#14 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 6 |
#45 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 104 |
#180 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
#186 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
#85 | Argarggagarg's fang | 13 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#25 | BGE merchandise order form | 103 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#524 | BGE shotglass | 16 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
#177 | BRAINS shorts | 7 |
#226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
#81 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 31 |
#12 | Barulio's bottle | 85 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#14 | Bling of the New Wave | 28 |
#167 | Blood Light | 26 |
#56 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 23 |
#31 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 20 |
#18 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 20 |
#13 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 20 |
#16 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 20 |
#17 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 20 |
#181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
#1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
#160 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,500 |
#1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
#38 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 46 |
#38 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 40 |
#39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
#160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
#58 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 13 |
#253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
#105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
#28 | Corpse Island iced tea | 115 |
#73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
#13 | Crimbo wreath | 25 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#9 | Crimbough | 5 |
#1326 | Crimbuck | 313 |
#34 | DNOTC Box | 7 |
#23 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 31 |
#24 | Ecto-Cooler | 40 |
#153 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 13 |
#197 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
#26 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 6 |
#31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
#100 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 9 |
#101 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 9 |
#10 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 17 |
#35 | Go-Wassail | 655 |
#98 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 9 |
#62 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 90 |
#130 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
#107 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9 |
#17 | Instant Karma | 500 |
#8 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 200 |
#36 | Iron Beta of Industry | 210 |
#16 | Jocko Homo's head | 29 |
#57 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 13 |
#109 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 12 |
#106 | Lederhosen of the Night | 12 |
#90 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 3 |
#32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
#39 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 7 |
#166 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 4 |
#41 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 2 |
#41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
#164 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 14 |
#789 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
#477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
#528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
#579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
#613 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
#576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
#431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
#585 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
#691 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 9 |
#521 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10 |
#633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
#16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
#15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
#11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
#14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
#13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
#72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
#27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
#8 | Mortimer's nostrum | 118 |
#206 | Mr. Haggis | 3 |
#19 | NPZR chemistry set | 400 |
#99 | Newman's Own Trousers | 9 |
#34 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 114 |
#161 | Nightstalker perfume | 18 |
#17 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 330 |
#18 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 328 |
#16 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 301 |
#10 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 112 |
#11 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 110 |
#11 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 100 |
#146 | Nuclear Blastball | 11 |
#571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
#444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
#445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
#487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
#355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
#567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
#706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
#687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#134 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
#151 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 13 |
#33 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 2 |
#92 | Schrödinger's thermos | 400 |
#160 | Silver Bullet beer | 15 |
🥈 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1,119 |
#29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#4 | Staff of the Woodfire | 2 |
#13 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 28 |
#109 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 20 |
#44 | The Art of Slapfighting | 22 |
#30 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 47 |
#33 | The Cooler Out of Space | 71 |
#79 | The Joy of Wassailing | 25 |
#113 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 13 |
#32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#5 | The Necbronomicon | 20 |
#57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
#16 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 16 |
#5 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 24 |
#199 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 2 |
🥇 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 38 |
🥇 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 41 |
🥈 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 43 |
#8 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 32 |
#24 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 36 |
🥉 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 35 |
#89 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 4 |
#6 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 161 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#38 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 679 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#68 | Uncle Romulus | 19 |
#4 | Underworld flail | 2 |
🥇 | Underworld sapling | 7 |
#6 | Underworld truncheon | 2 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#91 | Van der Graaf helmet | 2 |
#17 | Vivian's Vitamin | 3 |
#18 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 28 |
#13 | Winifred's whistle | 2 |
#275 | Workytime Tea | 9 |
#88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
#249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
#44 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 39 |
#200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
#144 | actual reality goggles | 9 |
#54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
#157 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
#125 | airblaster gun | 14 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#13 | ammonite fossil | 462 |
#57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
#46 | asbestos ore | 251 |
#6 | bag of bones | 78 |
#390 | baggie of powdered sugar | 50 |
#250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
🥈 | bananagate | 600 |
#6 | baobab sap | 13 |
#478 | battered Crimbo Crate | 22 |
#19 | beastly paste | 54 |
#123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
#13 | belemnite fossil | 455 |
#14 | berries of suffering | 119 |
#181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
#261 | bite-me-red lipstick | 71 |
#26 | blue raspberry troll doll | 3 |
#6 | bone and arrows | 4 |
#23 | bone aperitif | 16 |
#37 | bone chips | 890 |
#4 | bone crusher | 8 |
#28 | bone meal | 16 |
#4 | bone spurs | 10 |
🥉 | boneana hammock | 10 |
🥈 | bonedanna | 10 |
#6 | bonerang | 4 |
#8 | boning knife | 4 |
#181 | bottle of Blank-Out | 93 |
#27 | bottle of bubbles | 689 |
#181 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 2 |
#9 | breaded beer | 25 |
#497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
#5 | bug paste | 87 |
#37 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 44 |
#16 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 276 |
#23 | candied yams | 277 |
#42 | candy kneecapping stick | 31 |
#40 | candy knuckles | 34 |
#609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
#34 | cement sandals | 17 |
#49 | chainsaw chain | 17 |
#12 | chlorophyll paste | 15 |
#555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
#35 | chrome ore | 293 |
#16 | cinnamon troll doll | 4 |
#37 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 21 |
#33 | classy monkey | 36 |
#26 | club necklace | 110 |
#155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
#129 | colorful plastic ball | 500 |
#24 | corpse on the beach | 113 |
#216 | corpsebite | 1 |
#31 | corpsedriver | 103 |
#16 | corpsetini | 153 |
#174 | correction fluid | 1 |
#5 | cosmic paste | 22 |
#9 | cranberry schnapps | 27 |
#15 | cup of hickory chicory | 71 |
#111 | cursed scrunchie | 11 |
#130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
#30 | deluxe fax machine | 8 |
🥉 | demonic paste | 159 |
#11 | desktop zen garden | 7 |
#29 | diamond necklace | 95 |
#127 | drum of pomade | 11 |
#737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
#21 | ectoplasmic paste | 18 |
#86 | electric crutch | 2 |
#16 | elemental paste | 12 |
#26 | elven cellocello | 209 |
#16 | elven hardtack | 1,868 |
#18 | elven magi-pack | 4,408 |
#16 | elven medi-pack | 4,469 |
#16 | elven squeeze | 1,880 |
#30 | elven suicide capsule | 210 |
#171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
#121 | extremely skinny jeans | 8 |
#31 | fancy chocolate car | 63 |
#102 | fish juice box | 12 |
#31 | fishy paste | 6 |
#142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#40 | fossilized baboon skull | 16 |
#44 | fossilized bat skull | 15 |
#13 | fossilized demon skull | 44 |
#15 | fossilized limb | 499 |
#30 | fossilized serpent skull | 22 |
#12 | fossilized spider skull | 36 |
#50 | fossilized spike | 88 |
#15 | fossilized spine | 93 |
#44 | fossilized torso | 136 |
#25 | fossilized wing | 135 |
#46 | fossilized wyrm skull | 15 |
#241 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
#492 | frigid fudgepuck | 4 |
#187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
#38 | fudge lily | 142 |
#12 | fudgecule | 124,702 |
#107 | funhouse mirror | 9 |
#89 | ghost protocol | 8 |
#73 | ghost trap | 27 |
#218 | ghostly body paint | 23 |
#13 | giant clay ashtray | 38 |
#135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
#173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
#134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
#161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
#130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
#169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
#56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
#13 | gingerbread house | 25 |
#13 | glass of warm water | 59 |
#14 | goblin paste | 13 |
#7 | gooey paste | 103 |
#20 | grape troll doll | 3 |
#23 | greasy paste | 12 |
#243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
#5 | green eggnog | 95 |
#6 | green gummi ingot | 2,923 |
#50 | green hamhock | 3 |
#171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#196 | gummi canary | 1 |
#204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
#243 | gummi snake | 1 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#127 | haggis socks | 16 |
#119 | haggis-infused soap | 31 |
#170 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 7 |
#7 | half-empty carton of milk | 120 |
#5 | handful of honey | 1,237 |
#38 | heart necklace | 96 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#62 | heart of the volcano | 77 |
#15 | herbal stuffing | 300 |
#28 | herringcello | 220 |
#4 | hideous egg | 209 |
#33 | hippy paste | 5 |
#5 | hobo paste | 105 |
#118 | home robotics kit | 11 |
#11 | honey dipper | 1 |
#39 | honey mead | 1 |
#8 | honeybritches | 1 |
#19 | honeycap | 1 |
#14 | indescribably horrible paste | 22 |
#7 | ironic battle spoon | 118 |
#5 | ironic jogging shorts | 109 |
#8 | ironic knit cap | 20 |
#6 | ironic moustache | 339 |
#6 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 66 |
#138 | jar full of wind | 1 |
#86 | jawbruiser | 22 |
#39 | jerky coins | 710 |
#139 | kamicorpse-ee | 2 |
🥈 | kumquartz | 839 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#36 | licorice garrote | 34 |
#170 | licorice root | 46 |
#232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#33 | linoleum ore | 277 |
#30 | live wire | 16 |
#71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
#37 | lollipop stick | 1,663 |
#39 | lunar isotope | 5,000 |
#461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
#104 | magicberry tablets | 30 |
#151 | magnetic sculpture kit | 5 |
#19 | magnolia blossom | 60 |
#11 | marshmallow flambé | 25 |
#788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
#782 | miner's pants | 1 |
#10 | mirrored aviator shades | 4 |
#30 | mole skin notebook | 10 |
#17 | monster pants | 36 |
#301 | mummy costume | 22 |
#237 | necrotizing body spray | 38 |
#24 | night-vision goggles | 29 |
#15 | oily paste | 31 |
#131 | old school calculator watch | 13 |
#37 | orange leather lanyard | 21 |
#28 | orc paste | 5 |
#66 | pack of KWE trading card | 35 |
#20 | pack of pogs | 719 |
#6 | packet of orchid seeds | 115 |
#32 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 8 |
#105 | paint bomb | 16 |
#24 | pair of bolt cutters | 58 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
#200 | paperclip | 244 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#44 | passable elf mask | 50 |
#206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#4 | pearidot | 625 |
#26 | penguin focaccia bread | 213 |
#29 | penguin paste | 1 |
#417 | petrified wood | 19 |
#35 | pile of loose snow | 4 |
#205 | pile of useless robot parts | 3 |
#4 | pin-stripe slacks | 142 |
#17 | pink-belly slapper | 24 |
#13 | pirate paste | 20 |
#12 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 25 |
#27 | plush alielf | 1 |
#16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
#17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
#16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
#34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
#16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
#12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
#38 | pocketwatch on a chain | 39 |
#29 | poison pen | 34 |
#31 | portable photocopier | 153 |
#37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
#44 | pottery club | 1 |
#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#205 | press-on ribs | 41 |
#341 | pumpkinhead mask | 20 |
#106 | purple corpsel | 3 |
#20 | purple prose pen | 57 |
#57 | quantum taco | 822 |
#224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
#7 | red gummi ingot | 2,908 |
#209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
#11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
#28 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 105 |
#25 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 115 |
#25 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 117 |
#29 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 99 |
🥉 | rubber band gun | 142 |
#76 | sack lunch | 652 |
#55 | scissor duck | 2 |
#82 | shock belt | 2 |
#17 | silver shotgun shell | 49 |
#36 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 11 |
#64 | sleeping stocking | 24 |
#31 | slimy paste | 3 |
#279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#54 | sorority brain | 30 |
#8 | soy cordial | 27 |
#32 | spade necklace | 110 |
#639 | spooky bark | 11 |
#413 | spooky sap | 20 |
#26 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 28 |
#29 | stapler bear | 4 |
🥈 | sticky gloves | 142 |
#15 | strange cube | 117 |
#31 | strange paste | 2 |
#224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#5 | strawberyl | 535 |
#77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
#209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
#107 | stress ball | 3 |
#11 | string of Crimbo lights | 25 |
#34 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 550 |
#30 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 559 |
#44 | stuffed angry cow | 555 |
#38 | stuffed astral badger | 593 |
#51 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 555 |
#41 | stuffed cocoabo | 548 |
#44 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 557 |
#53 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 521 |
#35 | stuffed hand turkey | 533 |
#44 | stuffed mind flayer | 515 |
#50 | stuffed scary death orb | 525 |
#51 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 523 |
#41 | stuffed snowy owl | 513 |
#45 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 531 |
#37 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 552 |
#38 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 570 |
#376 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 45 |
#314 | styrofoam ore | 5 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#6 | sucker scaffold | 902 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#76 | superheated fudge | 64 |
#146 | teflon ore | 1 |
#228 | throwing bone | 4 |
#33 | throwing wrench | 59 |
#57 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 9 |
#25 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 10 |
#26 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 9 |
#41 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 10 |
#51 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 9 |
#48 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 9 |
#57 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 9 |
#32 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 9 |
#37 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 10 |
#34 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 9 |
#29 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 9 |
#40 | tiny plastic fax machine | 10 |
#39 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 10 |
#1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
#52 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 9 |
#31 | tiny plastic trollipop | 9 |
#19 | tofurkey gravy | 286 |
#15 | tofurkey leg | 286 |
#37 | tofurkey nugget | 8 |
#5 | tourmalime | 599 |
#106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
#11 | transporter transponder | 1,400 |
#42 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 21 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#14 | trilobite fossil | 471 |
#60 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 5 |
#72 | unearthed potsherd | 57 |
#253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
#24 | unusual disco ball | 28 |
#59 | vampire collar | 40 |
#244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
#266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
#46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
#44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
#45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
#143 | volcanic ash | 51 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
🥈 | waterlogged crate | 54 |
#9 | whimpering willow bark | 111 |
#221 | whisker pencil | 38 |
#36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
#125 | willyweed | 10 |
#18 | wind-up meatcar | 685 |
#360 | wolfman mask | 18 |
#63 | yam candy | 4 |
#229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
#7 | yellow gummi ingot | 2,879 |