| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #401 | CRIMBCO scrip | 745 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbosmopolitan | 4 |
| #2160 | Crimbuck | 23 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #917 | Go-Wassail | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #170 | candy cane | 234 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1036 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #691 | eggnog | 25 |
| #561 | elven cellocello | 29 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #101 | gingerbread bugbear | 256 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #240 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 78 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1171 | unstable DNA | 29 |