| #229 | Bulky Buddy Box | 12 |
| #291 | Crimbo candied pecan | 45 |
| #294 | Crimbo fudge | 45 |
| #292 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 45 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #19 | Knob lo mein | 47 |
| #677 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #433 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 9 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #474 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #394 | astral mushroom | 23 |
| #620 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #178 | banana | 40 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #71 | battered Crimbo Crate | 252 |
| #317 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #82 | bottle of gin | 535 |
| #165 | bottle of rum | 515 |
| #92 | bottle of tequila | 523 |
| #450 | bottle of vodka | 33 |
| #110 | bottle of whiskey | 526 |
| #32 | bowl of lucky charms | 30 |
| #299 | boxed champagne | 2 |
| #93 | boxed wine | 507 |
| #187 | bungle in the jungle | 6 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #401 | candy cane | 95 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #52 | cocoa egg | 348 |
| #822 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #219 | deodorant | 13 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #1380 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #317 | divine blowout | 22 |
| #348 | divine can of silly string | 17 |
| #330 | divine champagne popper | 7 |
| #324 | divine noisemaker | 22 |
| #329 | dry noodles | 326 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #39 | gloomy mushroom wine | 15 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #170 | herb brownies | 215 |
| #21 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 300 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #870 | little paper umbrella | 11 |
| #68 | llama lama gong | 155 |
| #889 | magical ice cubes | 8 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #92 | menudo ravioli | 11 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #64 | oily mushroom wine | 8 |
| #28 | olive stir-fry | 14 |
| #330 | orange candy heart | 100 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #303 | scrumptious reagent | 345 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #861 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #124 | spices | 398 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #425 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 38 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #152 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 190 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #483 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #368 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #404 | twinkly wad | 267 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #83 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 36 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |