| #227 | Bulky Buddy Box | 12 |
| #296 | Crimbo candied pecan | 45 |
| #296 | Crimbo fudge | 45 |
| #294 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 45 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #20 | Knob lo mein | 47 |
| #675 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #434 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 9 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #476 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1127 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #393 | astral mushroom | 23 |
| #624 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #177 | banana | 40 |
| #1194 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #71 | battered Crimbo Crate | 252 |
| #319 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #84 | bottle of gin | 535 |
| #163 | bottle of rum | 515 |
| #93 | bottle of tequila | 523 |
| #451 | bottle of vodka | 33 |
| #112 | bottle of whiskey | 526 |
| #32 | bowl of lucky charms | 30 |
| #299 | boxed champagne | 2 |
| #95 | boxed wine | 507 |
| #189 | bungle in the jungle | 6 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #403 | candy cane | 95 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #53 | cocoa egg | 348 |
| #836 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #220 | deodorant | 13 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #1385 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #318 | divine blowout | 22 |
| #350 | divine can of silly string | 17 |
| #330 | divine champagne popper | 7 |
| #325 | divine noisemaker | 22 |
| #346 | dry noodles | 326 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #39 | gloomy mushroom wine | 15 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #170 | herb brownies | 215 |
| #21 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 300 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #881 | little paper umbrella | 11 |
| #68 | llama lama gong | 155 |
| #899 | magical ice cubes | 8 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #94 | menudo ravioli | 11 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #65 | oily mushroom wine | 8 |
| #28 | olive stir-fry | 14 |
| #330 | orange candy heart | 100 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2229 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2199 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #304 | scrumptious reagent | 345 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #858 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #126 | spices | 398 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #5209 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4867 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #4528 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5815 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3126 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #4964 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4579 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4745 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4956 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7020 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #425 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 38 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #152 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 190 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #366 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #405 | twinkly wad | 267 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #84 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 36 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |