Zombie Feynman

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#437Atomic Comic1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#470BGE merchandise order form8
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#183BGE shotglass30
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#393Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler5
#267Bone's Farm "wine"7
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#262CRIMBCO mug54
#1376CRIMBCO scrip15
#547CRIMBCO wine14
#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#917Crimbo candied pecan7
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#1373Crimbuck280
#134Dickory Farms Gift Basket40
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#32Eldritch snap3
#16Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#275FDKOL commendation1,854
#57Fantasma en la Máquina94
#249Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#457Go-Wassail38
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#13LOV Entrance Pass3
#45La Fantasma y La Oscuridad103
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
#756Microplushie: Bropane5
#702Microplushie: Dorkonide2
#628Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid4
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#673Microplushie: Gothochondria6
#866Microplushie: Hippylase3
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#758Microplushie: Otakulone6
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#774Microplushie: Sororitrate4
#192NPZR chemistry set26
#298Nightstalker perfume5
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#443Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump3
#446Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#555Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf3
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#208Red Pill2
#36Rompedores de Fantasmas109
#681Schrödinger's thermos10
#486Silver Bullet beer2
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#262The Cooler Out of Space10
#302The Necbronomicon1
#1205Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#506Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#497Thwaitgold bee statuette5
#500Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#705Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette3
#424Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#893Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#520Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette6
#897Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette3
#210Thwaitgold scorpion statuette6
#1490Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette5
#514Thwaitgold termite statuette13
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#508Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide20
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#771Workytime Tea1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#31alien source code printout13
#595ammonite fossil6
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#543antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#400antique bottle opener2
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#930antique record album1
#517bacon bath ball1
#312bananagate22
#670bath ball gift set7
#533belemnite fossil7
#286bite-me-red lipstick63
#138blank diary1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#49box of Gratitude chocolates2
#44brain preservation fluid6
#321breaded beer2
#426brine47
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#353can of CRIMBCOLA7
#213can of V-112
#220candy kneecapping stick9
#1030candy knuckles3
#508cement sandals2
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#27coal paperweight1
#239colorful plastic ball150
🥉control crystal1
#496corrupted data14
#130cranberry schnapps4
#262crystallized memory1
#356dill108
#161disco horoscope (Aquarius)7
#238disco horoscope (Aries)2
#156disco horoscope (Cancer)7
#170disco horoscope (Capricorn)6
#153disco horoscope (Gemini)7
#164disco horoscope (Leo)6
#161disco horoscope (Libra)7
#217disco horoscope (Pisces)3
#225disco horoscope (Sagittarius)3
#154disco horoscope (Scorpio)7
#147disco horoscope (Taurus)7
#176disco horoscope (Virgo)5
#273drum of pomade4
🥈eerily silent box1
#8elevenderizing hammer1
#4elevennis shoes1
#5elevent1
#997elven cellocello20
#1064elven suicide capsule18
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#1536fancy chocolate car6
#143floaty pebbles3
#288floaty sand62
#289frigid fudgepuck11
#377fudge bunny1
#88fudge lily73
#296fudgecule6,566
#509ghost cucumber88
#235ghostly body paint21
#427gift-a-pult1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#70grape troll doll1
#289green gummi ingot118
#208handful of numbers2
#1081herringcello18
#112hideous egg22
🥉hippy bongo1,357
#384holiday cheese log5
#383incense bath ball2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#627jerky coins23
#494kumquartz10
#250kumquat supersucker1
#1830licorice garrote1
#194licorice root40
#181liquid shifting time weirdness2
#291live lobster1
#336lollipop stick166
#325marshmallow flambé2
#108misfit dolly1
#60molten brick208
#909motivational poster3
#82obnoxious riddle4
#630pack of pogs20
#957paperclip8
#207pear supersucker1
#327pearidot20
#1273penguin focaccia bread14
#507petrified wood15
#332phish stick3
#389pog #01 (spider)2
#210pog #02 (Knob goblin)5
#249pog #03 (warwelf)4
#171pog #04 (skleleton)6
#392pog #05 (ninja snowman)2
#267pog #07 (orcish frat boy)4
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#321pog #09 (pirate)3
#274pog #10 (hobo)4
#378pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)2
#846portable photocopier3
#197press-on ribs43
#573quantum taco10
#295red gummi ingot115
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#1703sandwich of the gods2
#233slow jam collection19
#236smoking grass400
#203sorority brain7
#317soy cordial2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#869spooky bark4
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#760squirming egg sac5
#167still-beating spleen3
#375strange cube3
#225strawberry supersucker1
#341strawberyl20
#130sucker scaffold87
#305superheated fudge12
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#489tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6119tiny plastic angry goat2
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#4861tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#3950tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#6129tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#2688tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6179tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6153tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6169tiny plastic leprechaun2
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2600tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#4897tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4863tiny plastic stab bat3
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#313tourmalime22
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#386trilobite fossil11
#459vinegar87
#230whisker pencil37
#462wind-up meatcar20
#415yellow gummi ingot70

Wow, that's 13,671 items total!

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