| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #266 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #262 | CRIMBCO mug | 54 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #915 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1373 | Crimbuck | 280 |
| #134 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 40 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #275 | FDKOL commendation | 1,854 |
| #56 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 94 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #454 | Go-Wassail | 38 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #45 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 103 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #753 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #863 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #770 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 4 |
| #192 | NPZR chemistry set | 26 |
| #298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #36 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 109 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #484 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #261 | The Cooler Out of Space | 10 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #510 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 20 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #31 | alien source code printout | 13 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #542 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #312 | bananagate | 22 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #531 | belemnite fossil | 7 |
| #286 | bite-me-red lipstick | 63 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #426 | brine | 47 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #219 | candy kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #239 | colorful plastic ball | 150 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #495 | corrupted data | 14 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #356 | dill | 108 |
| #161 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 7 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #156 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 7 |
| #170 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 6 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
| #164 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 6 |
| #161 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 7 |
| #217 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 3 |
| #225 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 3 |
| #154 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 7 |
| #147 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 7 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #288 | floaty sand | 62 |
| #290 | frigid fudgepuck | 11 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #88 | fudge lily | 73 |
| #293 | fudgecule | 6,566 |
| #509 | ghost cucumber | 88 |
| #234 | ghostly body paint | 21 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #287 | green gummi ingot | 118 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #112 | hideous egg | 22 |
| 🥉 | hippy bongo | 1,357 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #626 | jerky coins | 23 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #193 | licorice root | 40 |
| #180 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #336 | lollipop stick | 166 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #59 | molten brick | 208 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #630 | pack of pogs | 20 |
| #957 | paperclip | 8 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #327 | pearidot | 20 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #507 | petrified wood | 15 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #249 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
| #171 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 6 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #197 | press-on ribs | 43 |
| #571 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #294 | red gummi ingot | 115 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #233 | slow jam collection | 19 |
| #236 | smoking grass | 400 |
| #203 | sorority brain | 7 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #761 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #168 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #341 | strawberyl | 20 |
| #129 | sucker scaffold | 87 |
| #305 | superheated fudge | 12 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #313 | tourmalime | 22 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #459 | vinegar | 87 |
| #229 | whisker pencil | 37 |
| #462 | wind-up meatcar | 20 |
| #412 | yellow gummi ingot | 70 |