El Ponando

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#860A. W. O. L. commendation2
#215Alice's Army Alchemist2
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#173Alice's Army Coward2
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#26Alice's Army Foil Alchemist3
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#36Alice's Army Foil Guard2
#24Alice's Army Foil Halberder3
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#13Alice's Army Foil Nurse6
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#25Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden3
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#38Alice's Army Foil Swordsman2
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#164Alice's Army Guard4
#180Alice's Army Halberder3
#162Alice's Army Hammerman2
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#170Alice's Army Lanceman2
#214Alice's Army Mad Bomber2
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#161Alice's Army Ninja4
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#204Alice's Army Page2
#182Alice's Army Shieldmaiden3
#109Alice's Army Sniper2
#178Alice's Army Spearsman3
#174Alice's Army Swordsman3
#161Alice's Army Wallman4
#437Atomic Comic1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#183BGE shotglass30
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#99Blue Diamond of Honesty5
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#101Cinco Mayo Lager3
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#61Crimbo crystal shards5
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#3211Crimbuck1
#956FDKOL commendation2
#272FDKOL hotcakes11
#409Green Clover of Justice5
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#28Oreille Divisée brandy22
#133Pack of Alice's Army Cards15
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#208Red Pill2
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#28Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)13
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#463Thwaitgold mosquito statuette3
#57Thwaitgold protozoa statuette25
#231Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette15
#478Thwaitgold slug statuette7
#1951Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#93Trainbot autoassembly module2
#72Trainbot harness1
#95Trivial Avocations Card: What?114
#137Trivial Avocations Card: Who?33
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
🥇all-year sucker1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#93blood-drive sticker1
#19blue rocket7
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#38bottle of fire1,002
#99boxed gumball machine1
#447brown plastic baby1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#6candy drive button1
#85carnivorous potted plant1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#261chocolate cigar7
#227chocomotive4
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#72club sandwich7
#176coconut bikini top1
#293corned-beef Reuben2
#119crystal Crimbo platter1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#100depleted Crimbonium football helmet4
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#1151designer handbag1
#354donated booze17
#301donated candy22
#326donated food18
#1735easter egg balloon13
#1008fake plastic grass1
#117festive egg sac1
#1527filthy lucre7
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#80fleshy putty20
#269floral print shirt1
#44freightcake10
#62fudge pocket square1
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
🥇goo magnet1
#101gooified animal matter29
#272gooified mineral matter3
#156gooified vegetable matter13
#40gummi bowtie2
#805heart of the volcano7
#627hideous egg1
#306hobo nickel970
#120hot stuffing2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#84kumquartz ring1
#32logging hatchet9
#41lollipop cufflinks2
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#130monster pants1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#1137obsidian dagger14
#334ornate picture frame2
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#142parasitic claw2
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#104phish stick11
#140pie man was not meant to eat19
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#45pocket lint (orange)1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#65pog #01 (spider)15
#53pog #02 (Knob goblin)18
#58pog #03 (warwelf)18
#64pog #04 (skleleton)16
#71pog #05 (ninja snowman)15
#65pog #06 (filthy hippy)15
#56pog #07 (orcish frat boy)18
#72pog #08 (hellion)13
#61pog #09 (pirate)18
#88pog #10 (hobo)12
#82pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)12
#95potato alarm clock1
#112projectile chemistry set11
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#190purple clay bead23
#16red rocket20
#135respected companion biscuit1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#62ridiculous sandwich22
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#395s'more5
#58s'more gun1
#16shining star cap1
#551sleeping stocking4
#70smoking grass1,065
#270space jam1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#572strange cube1
#787strange shiny disc2
#77strawberyl necklace1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#2385stuffed Baron von Ratsworth7
#2855stuffed Cheshire bitten16
#2732stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech17
#2382stuffed Meat7
#2764stuffed astral badger17
#2254stuffed baby gravy fairy23
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3428stuffed flaming gravy fairy13
#2294stuffed frozen gravy fairy22
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2385stuffed hand turkey21
#1924stuffed key9
#1967stuffed martini1
#2474stuffed mind flayer20
#2422stuffed mink6
#2234stuffed monocle9
#2383stuffed scary death orb21
#2927stuffed sleazy gravy fairy16
#2705stuffed snowy owl17
#3067stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#2071stuffed stinky gravy fairy24
#2142stuffed teddy butler10
#2236stuffed tin of caviar9
#1921stuffed treasure chest9
#2380stuffed undead elbow macaroni21
#26tainted seal's blood20
#101the Crymbich Manuscript1
🥇time sleigh1
#227tiny plastic 11 Dealer3
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#9tiny plastic Armory2
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#10tiny plastic Bar2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#95tiny plastic Big Candy3
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#149tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ3
#7tiny plastic Cafe2
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#145tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™2
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#207tiny plastic Crimbo Casino3
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#178tiny plastic Crimbomination3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#213tiny plastic Don Crimbo3
#8tiny plastic Factory2
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#103tiny plastic Fudge Wizard3
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#2171tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#472tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2165tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#135tiny plastic MechaElf2
#24tiny plastic Mirth2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#153tiny plastic Mr. Mination3
#2764tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#1769tiny plastic Protagonist4
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#151tiny plastic Scream Queen7
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#1470tiny plastic Trouser Snake5
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1226tiny plastic XXX pr0n6
#114tiny plastic abominable fudgeman3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#149tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll8
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#1742tiny plastic anime smiley4
#147tiny plastic animelf2
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#2900tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#2258tiny plastic barrrnacle8
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#990tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar5
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1110tiny plastic blazing bat2
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#1116tiny plastic buzzerker2
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#3317tiny plastic cocoabo5
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#102tiny plastic colollilossus3
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#153tiny plastic fax machine3
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1432tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#195tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire7
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#146tiny plastic hobo elf3
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#4876tiny plastic leprechaun3
#2242tiny plastic levitating potato8
#1757tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#2841tiny plastic star starfish6
#201tiny plastic stocking mimic3
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1451tiny plastic taco cat5
#147tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf2
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#115tiny plastic trollipop3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1705tiny plastic warwelf4
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#269traffic jam1
#478tree skirt1
#599tropical paperweight1
#93turtle pheromones92
#264twinkly wad943
#75universal biscuit31
#148unlocked meat locker1
#35velcro paddle ball1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#70wriggling worm44
#18yellow rocket12
#80yule hatchet6

Wow, that's 5,918 items total!

what items are this player missing?