Museum :: malphador

malphador

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#131	1-ball	59
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#119	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	104
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#130	33398 scroll	186
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#50	4-dimensional guitar	66
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#31	Alewife™ Ale	115
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#183	Angry Farmer candy	881
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#104	BGE merchandise order form	39
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#87	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#312	Black No. 2	17
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#122	Blood Light	34
#71	Bone's Farm "wine"	20
#29	Boozehounds Anonymous token	38
#924	Boris's ring	1
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#20	CRIMBCO lanyard	52
#465	CRIMBCO mug	25
#771	CRIMBCO scrip	140
#298	CRIMBCO wine	25
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#103	Comet Pop	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#244	Corpse Island iced tea	22
#287	Crimbo candied pecan	47
#345	Crimbo fudge	34
#293	Crimbo peppermint bark	45
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1333	Crimbuck	304
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#269	Daffy Taffy	120
#261	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#283	Dyspepsi-Cola	255
#19	Eau de Guaneau	33
#50	Ecto-Cooler	19
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#158	Genalen™ Bottle	20
#98	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#118	Gnollish flyswatter	28
#78	Gnollish pie server	24
#148	Gnollish pie tin	36
#108	Gnollish plunger	27
#59	Gnollish slotted spoon	33
#98	Gnollish toolbox	73
#429	Go-Wassail	41
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#96	Gummi-DNA	17
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#165	Iiti Kitty phone charm	21
#992	Imp Ale	58
#1205	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#291	Jolly Roger charrrm	12
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#656	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#44	Knob Goblin eyedrops	40
#149	Knob Goblin firecracker	166
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#497	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#56	Knob Goblin love potion	440
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#27	Knob Goblin melon baller	212
#71	Knob Goblin pants	244
#415	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#77	Knob Goblin scimitar	208
#37	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,298
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#48	Knob Goblin steroids	454
#29	Knob Goblin superseltzer	494
#61	Knob Goblin tongs	342
#163	Knob Goblin visor	45
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#335	Knoll mushroom	31
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#434	Lucky Surprise Egg	9
#1042	M-242	2
#118	Mad Train wine	981
#195	Manetwich	4
#77	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	51
#153	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	36
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#45	Mer-kin fastjuice	25
#70	Mer-kin foodbucket	15
#57	Mer-kin healscroll	21
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#45	Mer-kin hookspear	21
#42	Mer-kin killscroll	25
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#74	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#17	Mer-kin takebag	44
#89	Mer-kin thingpouch	10
#144	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	17
#244	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	17
#117	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	872
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#143	Mohawk wig	96
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#385	Monstar energy beverage	7
#287	Mountain Stream soda	93
#1065	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#314	NPZR chemistry set	11
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#173	Nightstalker perfume	16
#82	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	24
#87	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	25
#81	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	28
#156	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#136	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#520	Orcish baseball cap	4
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#351	Penultimate Fantasy chest	50
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#86	Pine-Fresh air freshener	46
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#324	Ram's Face Lager	91
#369	Red Pill	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1049	Rock Pops	43
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
#132	Silver Bullet beer	18
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#231	Snow Queen Crown	12
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#150	Spam Witch sammich	401
#238	Spooky Surprise Egg	65
#34	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	45
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#80	Supernova Champagne	117
#213	Swabbie™ swab	15
#219	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	349
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#390	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#52	Tiger-lily's milk	81
#309	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#196	Trollhouse cookies	255
#126	Tuesday's ruby	26
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#365	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	34
#334	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#1625	Valentine	5
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#183	Warm Subject gift certificate	972
#308	Wint-O-Fresh mint	45
#27	Workytime Tea	101
#616	Yummy Tummy bean	322
#365	a butt tuba	1
#324	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#207	abominable blubber	1
#360	abominable snowcone	36
#138	accidental cider	17
#109	acid-squirting flower	51
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#318	adder bladder	23
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#350	alphabet gum	4
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#295	ammonite fossil	16
#152	amulet of extreme plot significance	110
#163	ancient Magi-Wipes	57
#140	ancient frozen dinner	18
#226	ancient protein powder	22
#235	ancient spice	10
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#271	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#284	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#684	anticheese	4
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#102	antique greaves	106
#327	antique hand mirror	10
#109	antique helmet	100
#268	antique packet of ketchup	5
#117	antique shield	98
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#141	antique spear	84
#114	armgun	40
#99	around the world	40
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#55	asparagus knife	198
#643	asshat	1
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#210	awful poetry journal	828
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#768	baby killer bee	11
#197	bacon bath ball	5
#7427	badass belt	1
#350	bag of Cheat-Os	24
#241	bag of lard	5
#345	baggie of powdered sugar	60
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#625	ball	10
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#318	ballroom blintz	9
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#72	banana-frosted king cake	25
#165	bananagate	42
#218	banjo strings	1
#365	bar skin	29
#199	barbed-wire fence	35
#35	bargain flash powder	34
#1800	barrrnacle	2
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#96	baseball	99
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#72	bat guano	324
#170	bat haggis	2
#132	bat wing	152
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#135	batgut	334
#229	bath ball gift set	21
#342	battered Crimbo Crate	34
#141	battered hubcap	3
#138	bazookafish bubble gum	26
#377	beach glass bead	8
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#120	beefy fish meat	6
#41	beer basted brat	10
#478	beer bomb	26
#572	beer bong	1
#182	beer goggles	2
#725	beer lens	1
#7	beer-soaked mop	1,195
#241	beertini	9
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#69	big bass drum	44
#86	big red clown nose	158
#146	bilge wine	215
#522	bindlestocking	3
#63	bird rib	41
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#237	bit-o-cactus	17
#142	bite-me-red lipstick	138
#332	black & tan	5
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#300	black forest cake	10
#303	black forest ham	6
#211	black greaves	12
#188	black helmet	15
#390	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#278	black picnic basket	5
#471	black pixel	38
#287	black plastic oyster egg	16
#266	black pudding	10
#177	black shield	17
#454	black snake skin	9
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#172	black sword	20
#378	blackberry	17
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#151	blackberry polite	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#492	bloody beer	14
#84	bloody clown pants	128
#251	bloody mary	8
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#803	blue pixel	29
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#307	blue polka-dot oyster egg	13
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
#61	blueberry-frosted king cake	17
#131	bone flute	19
#488	bone rattle	2
#133	booty chest charrrm	80
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#248	bottle of Blank-Out	51
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#456	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	8
#70	bottle of Mystic Shell	12
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#496	bottle of alcohol	3
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#314	bottle of bubbles	34
#306	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#360	bottle of popskull	5
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#141	bottle of sake	9
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#323	bouquet of circular saw blades	4
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#69	bowl of cottage cheese	460
#193	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#142	boxing glove	3
#150	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	20
#60	breaded beer	7
#138	breath mint	22
#633	brick	58
#450	briefcase	7
#589	brine	32
#128	briny vinegar	1
#154	broken skull	189
#77	broken sword	89
#268	bronzed locust	8
#9	brown sugar cane	1,792
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#376	bubbly potion	30
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#55	bucket of honey	86
#543	buckyball	9
#110	bugbear beanie	92
#110	bugbear bungguard	87
#75	bum cheek	282
#264	bunch of square grapes	14
#288	buoybottoms	2
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#437	calle de miel	2
#570	can of Binarrrca	16
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#280	can of Red Minotaur	15
#122	can of Swiller	44
#401	can of maces	2
#314	can of spinach	7
#204	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	40
#644	candied kobold	4
#204	candied yams	40
#947	candy cane	37
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#3108	candy stake	2
#133	cannonball charrrm	75
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#200	canopic jar	40
#81	canteen of wine	222
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#355	carbonated soy milk	8
#19	carbonated water lily	1,760
#330	cardboard katana	1
#174	cardboard wakizashi	18
#97	caret	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#417	carob chunks	8
#588	cat appendix	2
#221	catgut	44
#216	catgut taco	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#237	centipede eggs	14
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#281	chaos butterfly	945
#39	charged magnet	2
#235	charming flute	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#56	cheap cigar butt	74
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#75	chef's hat	189
#163	chintzy disco ball pendant	6
#576	chloroform rag	1
#233	chocolate bath ball	4
#58	chocolate disco ball	30
#141	chocolate filthy lucre	79
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#101	chocolate-frosted king cake	19
#64	chopsticks	96
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#350	chorizo taco	10
#777	chrome ore	3
#22	chunk of rock salt	2,441
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#380	clay peace-sign bead	7
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#375	cloudy potion	28
#79	clown shoes	63
#69	clown skin	142
#433	club necklace	15
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#540	cocktail napkin	2
#196	cocoa egg	76
#153	cocoa eggshell fragment	599
#310	coffin lid	4
#76	cold ninja mask	64
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#69	concoction of clumsiness	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#128	copper ha'penny charrrm	73
#522	corn holder	1
#165	cornuthaum	50
#187	corpse on the beach	27
#275	corpsedriver	18
#337	corpsetini	15
#68	corrupted data	354
#246	cottage	1
#420	cranberries	51
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#284	crazy little Turkish delight	48
#433	cream pie	1
#320	cream stout	8
#336	creamsicle	6
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#159	cruelty-free wine	21
#262	crystallized memory	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#219	cursed bottle of black-label rum	7
#305	cursed bottle of rum	4
#217	cursed cannonball	5
#279	cursed dirty joke scroll	4
#144	cursed piece of thirteen	9
#72	cursed scrunchie	17
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#303	cursed voodoo skull	3
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#1025	daisy	1
#334	dark potion	39
#373	dead guy's watch	16
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#19	decaying wooden paddle	1
#23	decaying wooden pole	1
#539	decorative fountain	5
#291	dehydrated caviar	14
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#429	delicious salad	120
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#451	demon skin	15
#217	denim axe	2
#1068	dense meat stack	3
#74	dented harmonica	62
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#35	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	9
#313	desiccated apricot	18
#154	detective skull	1
#695	diamond necklace	10
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#253	dill	140
#130	dire fudgesicle	19
#57	dirty hobo gloves	552
#1363	disco ball	5
#956	disco mask	13
#170	disease	107
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#82	displaced fish	136
#127	distention pill	1
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#229	disturbing fanfic	855
#1263	doll house	2
#821	dollhive	7
#280	donkey flipbook	3
#123	dope gangsta bling-bling	9
#356	dope wheels	1
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#64	stolen office supplies	105
#15	stone baseball cap	1,006
#12	stone frisbee	2,288
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#643	sturdy Crimbo crate	20
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#11	sucker hakama	32
#11	sucker kabuto	32
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#564	swashbuckling pants	5
#351	swirly potion	33
#139	synthetic dog hair pill	1
#311	t8r tots	19
#71	taco shell	315
#958	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	3
#351	tambourine	1
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#22	tarnished metal ring	1
#27	tarnished metal rod	1
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#59	tattered paper crown	5
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#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#55	terrible poem	30
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#60	third-hand nunchaku	9
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#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#181	throwing bone	6
#248	throwing wrench	12
#244	tiny house	966
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
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#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8192	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
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#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3875	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3910	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3895	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
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#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#8212	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
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#4481	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3924	tiny plastic blooper	1
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#8221	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8187	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
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#8059	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8128	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8069	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8201	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8102	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8101	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#8225	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3851	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#411	tires	15
#158	titanium assault umbrella	83
#864	toast	801
#266	toe jam	1
#244	tofurkey gravy	33
#241	tofurkey leg	33
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#333	tomato daiquiri	4
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#37	toothbrush	55
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#154	tourmalime	45
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#269	traffic jam	1
#232	transporter transponder	1
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#304	tropical orchid	7
#19	trousers of the white knight	2
#347	true grit	5
#357	tube of dread wax	7
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#1300	turtle totem	8
#313	twinkly powder	10
#535	twitching claw	9
#24	uncooked chorizo	246
#226	unidentified jerky	67
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#257	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	21
#85	unstable DNA	531
#1340	unstable laser battery	39
#182	unstable quark	4
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
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#1034	valuable trinket	48
#266	vampire pearl	1
#128	vanilla-frosted king cake	12
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#90	viking helmet	202
#235	vinegar	157
#117	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	234
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#297	vodka and cranberry	7
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#153	vorpal blade	62
#165	wad of cotton	18
#263	wad of dough	202
#521	wad of tofu	4
#586	wang	1
#511	war tongs	1
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#474	water wings	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#52	whisker pencil	113
#222	whiskey and cola	10
#425	whiskey sour	3
#407	white Canadian	6
#903	white balloon	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
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#298	white collar	4
#112	white lightning	188
#192	white picket fence	20
#416	white rice	1
#62	white satin pants	98
#53	white satin shield	57
#155	white snake skin	91
#79	white sword	96
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#305	wind-up meatcar	39
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#47	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	940
#211	witch hat	4
#115	witty rapier	65
#137	wolf mask	328
#59	wonderwall shield	35
#191	wooden figurine	1
#297	wool hat	5
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#347	worn tophat	3
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#735	wussiness potion	6
#279	yellow brick road	2
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#834	yellow gummi ingot	8
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#649	yeti fur	103
#2364	yo-yo	1
#107	yohohoyo	36

Wow, that's 108,107 items total!

what items are this player missing?