Museum :: malphador

malphador

Rank	Item	Quantity
#582	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#128	1-ball	59
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#119	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	104
#1424	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#130	33398 scroll	186
#933	334 scroll	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#50	4-dimensional guitar	66
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1113	7-ball	2
#2242	8-ball	1
#621	9-ball	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#776	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#31	Alewife™ Ale	115
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#183	Angry Farmer candy	881
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#82	Atomic Comic	4
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#104	BGE merchandise order form	39
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#236	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#85	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#332	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#311	Black No. 2	17
#265	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#423	Blatantly Canadian	4
#910	Bling of the New Wave	1
#121	Blood Light	34
#71	Bone's Farm "wine"	20
#28	Boozehounds Anonymous token	38
#926	Boris's ring	1
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#20	CRIMBCO lanyard	52
#465	CRIMBCO mug	25
#773	CRIMBCO scrip	140
#299	CRIMBCO wine	25
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#533	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#105	Comet Pop	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#243	Corpse Island iced tea	22
#282	Crimbo candied pecan	47
#344	Crimbo fudge	34
#291	Crimbo peppermint bark	45
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1336	Crimbuck	304
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#268	Daffy Taffy	120
#261	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#312	Divine	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#981	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2737	Drowsy Sword	1
#283	Dyspepsi-Cola	255
#19	Eau de Guaneau	33
#49	Ecto-Cooler	19
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#157	Genalen™ Bottle	20
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#118	Gnollish flyswatter	28
#78	Gnollish pie server	24
#148	Gnollish pie tin	36
#108	Gnollish plunger	27
#59	Gnollish slotted spoon	33
#98	Gnollish toolbox	73
#426	Go-Wassail	41
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#94	Gummi-DNA	17
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#165	Iiti Kitty phone charm	21
#992	Imp Ale	58
#1192	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#290	Jolly Roger charrrm	12
#177	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#830	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#654	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#44	Knob Goblin eyedrops	40
#148	Knob Goblin firecracker	166
#599	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#495	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#56	Knob Goblin love potion	440
#461	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#26	Knob Goblin melon baller	212
#71	Knob Goblin pants	244
#415	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#77	Knob Goblin scimitar	208
#37	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,298
#631	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#48	Knob Goblin steroids	454
#28	Knob Goblin superseltzer	494
#60	Knob Goblin tongs	342
#157	Knob Goblin visor	45
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#235	Knob nuts	1
#215	Knob pasty	2
#335	Knoll mushroom	31
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#88	Lobster qua Grill	2
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#433	Lucky Surprise Egg	9
#1041	M-242	2
#117	Mad Train wine	981
#194	Manetwich	4
#77	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	51
#152	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	36
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#45	Mer-kin fastjuice	25
#69	Mer-kin foodbucket	15
#55	Mer-kin healscroll	21
#88	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#45	Mer-kin hookspear	21
#42	Mer-kin killscroll	25
#147	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#73	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#17	Mer-kin takebag	44
#87	Mer-kin thingpouch	10
#144	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	17
#244	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	17
#117	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	872
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#142	Mohawk wig	96
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#385	Monstar energy beverage	7
#287	Mountain Stream soda	93
#1066	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#157	ND	1
#314	NPZR chemistry set	11
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#519	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#173	Nightstalker perfume	16
#80	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	24
#86	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	25
#80	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	28
#155	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#120	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#133	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#311	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#520	Orcish baseball cap	4
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#350	Penultimate Fantasy chest	50
#294	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#84	Pine-Fresh air freshener	46
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#322	Ram's Face Lager	91
#370	Red Pill	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1049	Rock Pops	43
#699	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#926	Senior Mints	3
#130	Silver Bullet beer	18
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#555	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#230	Snow Queen Crown	12
#28	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#150	Spam Witch sammich	401
#238	Spooky Surprise Egg	65
#34	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	45
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#78	Supernova Champagne	117
#213	Swabbie™ swab	15
#218	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	349
#397	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#389	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#52	Tiger-lily's milk	81
#308	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#196	Trollhouse cookies	255
#126	Tuesday's ruby	26
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#367	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	34
#336	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#1623	Valentine	5
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#183	Warm Subject gift certificate	972
#304	Wint-O-Fresh mint	45
#28	Workytime Tea	101
#616	Yummy Tummy bean	322
#364	a butt tuba	1
#323	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#206	abominable blubber	1
#360	abominable snowcone	36
#136	accidental cider	17
#109	acid-squirting flower	51
#663	acoustic guitarrr	3
#318	adder bladder	23
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#360	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#418	all-purpose cleaner	8
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#347	alphabet gum	4
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#294	ammonite fossil	16
#152	amulet of extreme plot significance	110
#163	ancient Magi-Wipes	57
#139	ancient frozen dinner	18
#226	ancient protein powder	22
#235	ancient spice	10
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#459	ant agonist	3
#268	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#685	anticheese	4
#734	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#102	antique greaves	106
#327	antique hand mirror	10
#109	antique helmet	100
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#117	antique shield	98
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#139	antique spear	84
#114	armgun	40
#100	around the world	40
#553	arrrgyle socks	3
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1102	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#54	asparagus knife	198
#643	asshat	1
#1064	astral mushroom	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#211	awful poetry journal	828
#104	baby cuddlefish	2
#764	baby killer bee	11
#199	bacon bath ball	5
#7433	badass belt	1
#350	bag of Cheat-Os	24
#241	bag of lard	5
#345	baggie of powdered sugar	60
#429	balaclava	1
#631	balaclava baklava	1
#626	ball	10
#305	balloon helmet	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#310	balloon sword	1
#317	ballroom blintz	9
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#250	banana supersucker	1
#72	banana-frosted king cake	25
#165	bananagate	42
#217	banjo strings	1
#366	bar skin	29
#198	barbed-wire fence	35
#35	bargain flash powder	34
#1792	barrrnacle	2
#73	barskin buckler	1
#366	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#117	barskin tent	2
#96	baseball	99
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#71	bat guano	324
#167	bat haggis	2
#131	bat wing	152
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#135	batgut	334
#229	bath ball gift set	21
#341	battered Crimbo Crate	34
#141	battered hubcap	3
#135	bazookafish bubble gum	26
#375	beach glass bead	8
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#118	beefy fish meat	6
#41	beer basted brat	10
#477	beer bomb	26
#569	beer bong	1
#182	beer goggles	2
#723	beer lens	1
#7	beer-soaked mop	1,195
#239	beertini	9
#230	beholed bedsheet	4
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#488	belemnite fossil	8
#69	big bass drum	44
#85	big red clown nose	158
#146	bilge wine	215
#521	bindlestocking	3
#64	bird rib	41
#1018	bit of clingfilm	3
#235	bit-o-cactus	17
#142	bite-me-red lipstick	138
#331	black & tan	5
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#299	black forest cake	10
#302	black forest ham	6
#211	black greaves	12
#188	black helmet	15
#390	black kettle drum	1
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#277	black picnic basket	5
#471	black pixel	38
#287	black plastic oyster egg	16
#265	black pudding	10
#177	black shield	17
#455	black snake skin	9
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#172	black sword	20
#378	blackberry	17
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#150	blackberry polite	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#314	blood-faced volleyball	1
#490	bloody beer	14
#84	bloody clown pants	128
#250	bloody mary	8
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#801	blue pixel	29
#939	blue plasma ball	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#307	blue polka-dot oyster egg	13
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
#61	blueberry-frosted king cake	17
#130	bone flute	19
#487	bone rattle	2
#133	booty chest charrrm	80
#104	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#248	bottle of Blank-Out	51
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#457	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	8
#70	bottle of Mystic Shell	12
#214	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#496	bottle of alcohol	3
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#312	bottle of bubbles	34
#305	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#420	bottle of pirate juice	2
#360	bottle of popskull	5
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#139	bottle of sake	9
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#323	bouquet of circular saw blades	4
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#70	bowl of cottage cheese	460
#188	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#362	boxed champagne	1
#143	boxing glove	3
#151	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	20
#60	breaded beer	7
#137	breath mint	22
#632	brick	58
#451	briefcase	7
#589	brine	32
#128	briny vinegar	1
#153	broken skull	189
#77	broken sword	89
#268	bronzed locust	8
#9	brown sugar cane	1,792
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#376	bubbly potion	30
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#55	bucket of honey	86
#543	buckyball	9
#109	bugbear beanie	92
#109	bugbear bungguard	87
#75	bum cheek	282
#265	bunch of square grapes	14
#289	buoybottoms	2
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#436	calle de miel	2
#564	can of Binarrrca	16
#1498	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#281	can of Red Minotaur	15
#122	can of Swiller	44
#402	can of maces	2
#314	can of spinach	7
#204	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	40
#644	candied kobold	4
#204	candied yams	40
#948	candy cane	37
#468	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1032	candy knuckles	3
#3110	candy stake	2
#133	cannonball charrrm	75
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#201	canopic jar	40
#81	canteen of wine	222
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#356	carbonated soy milk	8
#19	carbonated water lily	1,760
#330	cardboard katana	1
#174	cardboard wakizashi	18
#97	caret	2
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#419	carob chunks	8
#588	cat appendix	2
#221	catgut	44
#214	catgut taco	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#236	centipede eggs	14
#228	chainsaw chain	2
#281	chaos butterfly	945
#39	charged magnet	2
#235	charming flute	1
#145	charrrm bracelet	1
#55	cheap cigar butt	74
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#74	chef's hat	189
#162	chintzy disco ball pendant	6
#575	chloroform rag	1
#235	chocolate bath ball	4
#58	chocolate disco ball	30
#140	chocolate filthy lucre	79
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#101	chocolate-frosted king cake	19
#64	chopsticks	96
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#348	chorizo taco	10
#775	chrome ore	3
#22	chunk of rock salt	2,441
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#260	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#381	clay peace-sign bead	7
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#121	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#375	cloudy potion	28
#79	clown shoes	63
#67	clown skin	142
#436	club necklace	15
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#540	cocktail napkin	2
#194	cocoa egg	76
#152	cocoa eggshell fragment	599
#309	coffin lid	4
#76	cold ninja mask	64
#155	cologne of contempt	1
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#68	concoction of clumsiness	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#128	copper ha'penny charrrm	73
#522	corn holder	1
#165	cornuthaum	50
#186	corpse on the beach	27
#274	corpsedriver	18
#336	corpsetini	15
#68	corrupted data	354
#246	cottage	1
#419	cranberries	51
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#317	cranberry schnapps	2
#285	crazy little Turkish delight	48
#432	cream pie	1
#318	cream stout	8
#336	creamsicle	6
#69	croquet hedgehog	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#157	cruelty-free wine	21
#261	crystallized memory	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#400	cursed black pearl onion	2
#218	cursed bottle of black-label rum	7
#306	cursed bottle of rum	4
#218	cursed cannonball	5
#278	cursed dirty joke scroll	4
#144	cursed piece of thirteen	9
#72	cursed scrunchie	17
#384	cursed sea biscuit	2
#302	cursed voodoo skull	3
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#1025	daisy	1
#334	dark potion	39
#372	dead guy's watch	16
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#18	decaying wooden paddle	1
#22	decaying wooden pole	1
#539	decorative fountain	5
#291	dehydrated caviar	14
#91	delicious comfit?	1
#429	delicious salad	120
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#451	demon skin	15
#216	denim axe	2
#1071	dense meat stack	3
#73	dented harmonica	62
#590	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#35	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	9
#312	desiccated apricot	18
#153	detective skull	1
#696	diamond necklace	10
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#253	dill	140
#130	dire fudgesicle	19
#57	dirty hobo gloves	552
#1357	disco ball	5
#948	disco mask	13
#169	disease	107
#291	disembodied smile	1
#227	dishrag	2
#82	displaced fish	136
#125	distention pill	1
#384	distilled fortified wine	6
#229	disturbing fanfic	855
#1263	doll house	2
#820	dollhive	7
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#122	dope gangsta bling-bling	9
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