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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
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#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
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#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
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#368Better Than Cuddling Cake5
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
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#71Bone's Farm "wine"20
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#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
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#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
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#399Cookbook of the Damned1
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#6Crimbomination Contraption1
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#288DNOTC Box1
#269Daffy Taffy120
#261Dickory Farms Gift Basket23
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#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
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#19Eau de Guaneau33
#50Ecto-Cooler19
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1165Ent cider1
#631Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots6
#1688Feynman gate1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#31Flan in the Moon1
🥇French slippers1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#178GOTO1
#607Gaia beads1
#158Genalenâ„¢ Bottle20
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#59Gnollish slotted spoon33
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#429Go-Wassail41
#236Gordon Bennett1
#96Gummi-DNA17
#421Haunted Sorority House staff guide5
#165Iiti Kitty phone charm21
#992Imp Ale58
#1205Instant Karma1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
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#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
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#829Jumbo Dr. Lucifer3
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#29Knob Goblin superseltzer494
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#492Knoll shroomkabob1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#90Lobster qua Grill2
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#434Lucky Surprise Egg9
#1042M-2422
#118Mad Train wine981
#195Manetwich4
#77Maxwell's Silver Hammer51
#153McMillicancuddy's Special Lager36
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#89Mer-kin thingpouch10
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#244Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler17
#117Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub872
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#405Miniborg strangler1
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#348Mon Tiki1
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#1065Mr. Mediocrebar41
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#158ND1
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#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#173Nightstalker perfume16
#82Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I24
#87Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II25
#81Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III28
#156Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV5
#121Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V7
#136Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI6
#313Oil of Parrrlay5
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#513Orcish frat-paddle3
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#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#612PADL Phone1
#351Penultimate Fantasy chest50
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#86Pine-Fresh air freshener46
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#701SPF 451 lip balm2
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#34Spooky-Gro fertilizer45
#536Steal This Candy2
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#396The Art of Slapfighting2
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🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
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#309Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste9
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#334Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix8
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#1000Wand of Nagamar2
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#308Wint-O-Fresh mint45
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#441ducha de oro2
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#125dusty bottle of Zinfandel176
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#477enormous hoop earring1
#493evil golden arch12
#277evil golden arches2
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#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#84extra-potent gremlin mutagen5
#45extra-see-thru nightie11
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
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#618eye of newt8
#114eye of the Tiger-lily7
#76eyedrops of the ocelot5
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#649yeti fur103
#2364yo-yo1
#107yohohoyo36

Wow, that's 108,107 items total!

what items are this player missing?