Museum :: Vkkhamul

Vkkhamul

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#292	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#828	Boss Bat britches	17
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#169	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#412	Codpiece of the Goblin King	19
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#209	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#338	Crimbo Credit	13
#326	Crimbo salad	4
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#1038	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#953	Drowsy Sword	15
#163	Dyspepsi-Cola	500
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#52	Inner Strength	5
#82	Inner Truth	4
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#669	LED block	1
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#495	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	54
#700	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	10
#1500	Mad Train wine	4
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#296	Misty Cape	3
#235	Misty Cloak	5
#322	Misty Robe	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#519	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#564	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#983	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#614	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	10
#532	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	16
#458	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	23
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1036	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#907	Valentine	16
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#537	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#105	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	11
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#607	antique record album	3
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#50	asteroid belt	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#983	badass belt	55
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#488	banana	9
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#332	batskin belt	1
#993	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#13	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	107
#480	bindlestocking	4
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#172	black and white cracker	3
#778	black candy heart	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#821	black-and-blue light	4
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#844	blue plasma ball	3
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#3305	bottle of goofballs	4
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#233	boulder	8
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#1686	box of sunshine	97
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#59	bread line	7
#1605	brick	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#338	burnt flower	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1206	can of Binarrrca	5
#238	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#301	candied bolts	5
#288	candied nuts	5
#2744	candy cane	6
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#667	candy knuckles	4
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#738	cheap studded belt	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#112	cheer extractor	2
#121	cheer-o-gram	4
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#333	chocolate cigar	5
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#624	colorful plastic ball	2
#169	communal gobstopper	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#335	cream pie	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#1025	daisy	1
#1604	delicious salad	3
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#899	dusty Crimbo crate	8
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#900	elven cellocello	22
#920	elven moonshine	8
#971	elven socks	3
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#540	enchanted leopard-print barbell	12
#1181	encoder ring	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1636	fancy chocolate car	5
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#205	fat bottom quark	8
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#686	festive sausage	2
#553	figurine of a cold seal	8
#423	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#1344	fire	2
#114	flask of mining oil	37
#86	flask of tainted mining oil	135
#729	flavored foot massage oil	5
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#725	foam dart	5
#497	foam noodle	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#768	fossilized limb	1
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#557	fossilized torso	5
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#422	fuzzy busby	5
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#478	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#418	fuzzy montera	3
#1704	ghost cucumber	3
#301	ghost of a necklace	10
#563	giant foam finger	1
#449	giant pinky ring	34
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#683	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#131	glass of bourbon	3
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#511	gold wedding ring	7
#2717	golden ring	3
#782	gray bow tie	7
#594	green balloon	2
#207	grue egg omelette	15
#151	hair of the calf	1
#50	half double fruitcake	1
#773	handful of confetti	54
#456	heart of the volcano	15
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#273	hellseal claw	96
#252	hellseal whisker	81
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#173	hemp candy necklace	5
#365	herringcello	34
#627	hideous egg	1
#127	high-energy mining laser	11
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#312	hushed puppy	1
#1920	immense cyborg hand	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#16	iron chain	1
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1019	jar of swamp gas	7
#317	java cookie	3
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#2462	killing feather	3
#1688	kite	2
#1148	knuckle sandwich	7
🥈	laser cannon	1
#2828	laser-broiled pear	4
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#627	licorice garrote	4
🥉	lihc face	5,466
#126	linoleum sword hilt	1
#24	little red book	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1002	macaroni duck	2
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#44	meteorb	1
#53	meteorite guard	1
#60	meteortarboard	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#78	miming beret	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#53	misfit dolly	2
#36	molten medallion	1
#1157	monomolecular yo-yo	14
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#1082	motivational poster	2
#45	muffled muffuletta	6
#992	mummy costume	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#515	nanite-infested candy cane	26
#385	nanite-infested eggnog	12
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#26	nugget of Crimbonium	358
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#418	obsidian dagger	41
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#69	oil pan	1
#82	oil slacks	1
#1107	old sweatpants	33
#1616	oozenog	3
#849	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#224	pair of bolt cutters	10
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
🥇	palm-frond net	3,078
#1018	paperclip	5
#103	paperclip cape	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#74	paranormal ricotta	7
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#871	patent leather shoes	5
#271	penguin focaccia bread	38
#1284	penguin thesaurus	2
#134	peppermint tailings	226
#76	perl necklace	5
#219	personalized birthday cake	7
#983	personalized coffee mug	1
#248	petit 4.1	4
#190	petit fortran	4
#332	phish stick	3
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#126	pig-iron helm	2
#282	pig-iron shinguards	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#753	plastic passion fruit	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#75	pocket maze	1
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#257	poison pen	6
#1319	pork elf goodies sack	2
#2220	possessed top	1
#441	potted cactus	4
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#193	powdered candy sushi set	6
#709	pretty flower	73
#76	projectile icemaker	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#847	quantum taco	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#107	radiation-resistant helmet	14
#1303	rag doll	1
#202	raisin	2
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#239	red ale	4
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#940	rigid carapace	5
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#1615	roll of toilet paper	11
#1774	rubber emo roe	2
#231	ruby on canes	3
#316	rusty chain necklace	9
🥇	rxr shield	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#601	sandwich of the gods	12
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#245	sawblade shield	13
#103	scissor duck	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#118	servo-assisted exo-pants	12
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#67	shady shades	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#84	shimmering tendrils	7
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#49	shooting morning star	1
#172	shushed potatoes	3
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#82	silver face paint	1
#219	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	8
#417	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#235	sleeping stocking	12
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#36	soup-chucks	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#187	spark plug earring	5
#195	sparking robo-battery	4
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#632	spectre scepter	52
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#99	spiritual candy cane	3
#184	spiritual eggnog	2
#31	spiritual fruitcake	5
#1003	spooky bark	2
#458	spooky bicycle chain	5
🥇	spooky bindle	748
#452	spooky cosmetics bag	5
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#244	spooky sap	43
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#79	squeaky toy rose	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#761	stainless steel shillelagh	6
#370	stainless steel skullcap	8
#455	stainless steel slacks	8
#506	stainless steel solitaire	6
#568	stainless steel suspenders	7
#132	stale Cheer-E-Os	5
#801	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
#152	straw hat	1
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8971	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#174	stuffed ninja snowman	40
#8960	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#8880	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#742	sturdy Crimbo crate	17
#5	sugar shotgun	1,142
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#1434	theoretical string	1
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#297	throwing wrench	11
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#748	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#665	towel	12
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#897	toy jet pack	7
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#276	transparent nog	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#247	tulip	2
#54	turtlemail bits	152
#1260	twitching claw	3
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
#1132	unstable DNA	31
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#967	untamable turtle	2
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#851	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	8
#51	very large caltrop	1
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#363	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#107	warbear whosit	2,167
#65	warehouse key	13
#474	water wings	1
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#630	white balloon	2
#1751	whoopie cushion	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#273	wolfman mask	27
#1221	wooden block	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#271	wrench bracelet	13
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#407	wumpus hair	2
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1455	x-ray specs	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 16,758 items total!

what items are this player missing?