| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #176 | BGE merchandise order form | 25 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #132 | BGE shotglass | 40 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #84 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 8 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO mug | 24 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #688 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #609 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #619 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #507 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #448 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #44 | bacon bath ball | 17 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #128 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 123 |
| #729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #72 | chocolate bath ball | 12 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #600 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #206 | festive sausage | 12 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #932 | green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #140 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #178 | holiday cheese log | 12 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #55 | incense bath ball | 18 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #35 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #414 | paperclip | 102 |
| 🥈 | peace-sign necklace | 13,036 |
| #390 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #953 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #1273 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #59 | space jam | 16 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #632 | spectral pickle | 13 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #276 | strange cube | 5 |
| #1877 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1755 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4057 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1184 | stuffed key | 33 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1898 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #2234 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3815 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4008 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1965 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #1967 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1162 | stuffed treasure chest | 34 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny black hole | 50 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #986 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #50 | toe jam | 17 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #56 | traffic jam | 16 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #225 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 17 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #332 | warbear battery | 6 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #142 | warbear helm fragment | 48 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #286 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #337 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #86 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 14 |
| #146 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 9 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #145 | warbear trouser fragment | 42 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #208 | warbear whosit | 921 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |