| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #652 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #413 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #121 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #1005 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #835 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #218 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 120 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #405 | NPZR chemistry set | 7 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #624 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1272 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #11 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #936 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #503 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1941 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #150 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #203 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #2339 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #934 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1148 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #241 | antique record album | 11 |
| #383 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #168 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #134 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #115 | chocolate filthy lucre | 100 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crystalline cheer | 1,000 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #762 | drum machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #192 | electrical thingamabob | 56 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1116 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #609 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #467 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #104 | green rocket | 11 |
| #2347 | grue egg | 9 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1863 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #225 | live lobster | 2 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #298 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #345 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #57 | mime eraser | 19 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #229 | mime soul fragment | 13 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #5 | odor extractor | 200 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1216 | paperclip | 1 |
| #221 | peach | 2 |
| #239 | pear | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #98 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #342 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #233 | plum | 2 |
| #25 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #104 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #253 | spooky bark | 69 |
| #134 | spray paint | 56 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #784 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3127 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3103 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1871 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1575 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1963 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2138 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #3059 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3100 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3125 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3096 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2694 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #197 | super salad | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #29 | temporary X tattoos | 1 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1154 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1322 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1315 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1371 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1136 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #714 | towel | 11 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #863 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #126 | useless powder | 2,020 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #2321 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #480 | warbear battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #373 | warbear whosit | 229 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |