| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | FDKOL commendation | 11,076 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #128 | around the world | 28 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #117 | panty raider camouflage | 17 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #158 | smoked potsherd | 5 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #331 | strange cube | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |