Gannet Swift

RankItemQuantity
#113"Humorous" T-shirt1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#166A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes6
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#85A. W. O. L. commendation69
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#661Ancient Saucehelm4
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#1227Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#70BRICKO hat1
#64BRICKO pants1
#62BRICKO sword1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#68Baron von Ratsworth's money clip7
#1276Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#159Baron von Ratsworth's tophat13
#615Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#417Boss Bat bling8
#940Boss Bat britches14
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1088CRIMBCO mug7
#873CRIMBCO wine8
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#759Codpiece of the Goblin King10
#37Coilyâ„¢2
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#149Deactivated O. A. F.5
#914Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#859Disco 'Fro Pick4
#722Drowsy Sword23
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
🥇French slippers1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#30Frosty's snowball sack2
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#265Glass Balls of the Goblin King9
#390Go-Wassail46
#443Goodfella contract49
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#757Heimandatz's heart2
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#8Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#143Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration6
#1287Iron Beta of Industry2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#1285Jocko Homo's head1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#996Knob Goblin harem veil1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1084Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet23
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#340NPZR chemistry set10
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#175Prelude of Precision1
#101Purple Horseshoe of Honor2
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#225Schrödinger's thermos100
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#172The Art of Slapfighting6
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#152The Necbronomicon2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1944Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#360Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide35
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#198Uncle Romulus6
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#1147Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#309Zu Mannkäse Dienen6
#82aerated diving helmet3
🥇all-year sucker1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#886antique greaves1
#895antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#946antique spear1
#1804badass belt30
#430balaclava1
#1029balloon monkey1
#18baneful bandolier2
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#603bath ball gift set8
#28battered old top-hat1
#671beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#17bewitching boots2
#26big bumboozer marble1
#1005big red clown nose1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1206bit of clingfilm2
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#963bloody clown pants1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
🥈blue ribbon1
#666bone rattle1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#353bottle of bubbles28
#3449box of sunshine20
#92brand new key1
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#593bullet-proof corduroys1
#111bunch of bananas50
#215can of Binarrrca50
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#234caustic slime nodule1
#56chamoisole1
#89charged magnet1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#797clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#129colorful plastic ball500
🥉control crystal1
#849cornuthaum1
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
#113crotchety pants1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#165crusty hula hoop2
#94crystallized memory3
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#49das boot3
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#1211duct tape14
#44duct tape dockers2
#32duct tape fedora2
#41duct tape sword3
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#824easter egg balloon30
#891empty agua de vida bottle43
#1181encoder ring1
#83essential cameraderie1
#83essential soy1
#100essential tofu1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1084eyepatch1
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#84flyest of shirts1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#145fossilized baboon skull5
#137fossilized bat skull5
#112fossilized demon skull5
#126fossilized limb90
#171fossilized serpent skull5
#112fossilized spider skull5
#105fossilized spike45
#58fossilized spine35
#270fossilized torso20
#147fossilized wing30
#161fossilized wyrm skull5
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#427furry pants1
#981fuzzy dice6
#444gearbox necklace2
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#427gift-a-pult1
#86glowing esca1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#6grisly shield1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1608handful of confetti23
#134hardened slime belt1
#150hardened slime hat1
#81hardened slime pants2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#873heart of the volcano6
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#60helm of the white knight1
🥉hobo code binder1
#19hobo dungarees1
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#198hobo nickel1,481
#27hobo stogie1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#426icy-hot katana1
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#146jar of swamp gas500
#498jerky coins38
#41jingle bell1
#137lawn dart3
#170letterman's jacket1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#377los chinos1
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#16malevolent medallion1
🥉marinara jug1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#36molten medallion1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#618motivational poster6
#313mysterious silver lapel pin4
#858ninja hot pants1
#765obsidian dagger23
#31old patched suit-pants1
#188old school flying disc2
#28old soft shoes1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#16pernicious cudgel1
#332phish stick3
#54pig-iron bracers3
#288pixel hat1
#66pixel morning star1
#71pixel orb1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#180poodle skirt1
#924pork elf goodies sack5
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#41pottery shield1
#42pottery training pants1
#34prismatic wad1,000
#241quantum taco100
#174red wagon2
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#126rib of the Bonerdagon12
#37rickety old unicycle2
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#25rope with some soap on it1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#501rusty chain necklace4
#445s'more2
#101sand dollar235
#479sawblade shield5
#103scissor duck1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
🥉sealskin drum1
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#71silver keg1
#95skate blade1
#54skate board1
#942skeleton key1
#42slime-covered club1
#23slime-covered compass1
#14slime-covered greaves1
#12slime-covered helmet1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#34slime-covered necklace1
#33slime-covered shovel1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#38slime-soaked sweat gland5
#530slow jam collection8
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#802snowboarder pants1
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#304spark plug earring3
#1246spectre scepter23
#615squirming egg sac10
#310star buckler1
#422star hat2
#330star pants1
#420star sword1
#251strange cube6
#152straw hat1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#963swashbuckling pants1
#24tempura air5
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#122tiny fly glasses2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#53trousers of the white knight1
#461twinkly nuggets3
#105twinkly wad5,000
#805vertebra of the Bonerdagon9
#8villainous scythe1
#895vorpal blade1
#759wad of cotton2
🥇wand of fudge control1
🥈washboard shield1
#120water-polo cap2
#61water-polo mitt2
#91willowy bonnet1
#397wind-up meatcar27
#1245wolf mask1
#699woven baling wire bracelets1
#695wrench bracelet3
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#285wumpus hair5
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 10,522 items total!

what items are this player missing?